Females servicing cars

lol 😂 ❓

my son's GF didnt get it

Admittedly, she is only a spray painter and not a mechanic.

Maybe you can explain the funny part

are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell. 😂

It'll find it's own way home or soak in.👍On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.

now that lass just needs the salad forks and she will be on top of it 😂

grumble wrote:It'll find it's own way home or soak in.👍On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.

My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of oil in it.

That Mini is going to leak oil anyway. She is just pouring it all over the engine to save it the trouble.

Like putting oil on salad haha

Don't go too hard on the girls with this one, i've know plenty of boys to have done this type of thing.

vlad01 wrote:

grumble wrote:It'll find it's own way home or soak in.👍On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.

My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of oil in it.

Isola wrote:That Mini is going to leak oil anyway. She is just pouring it all over the engine to save it the trouble.

That would be de-greaser......probably needs doing every week or so.😂

same saw a marine tech in the navy do it.

nils wrote:Don't go too hard on the girls with this one, i've know plenty of boys to have done this type of thing.

vlad01 wrote:

grumble wrote:It'll find it's own way home or soak in.👍On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.

My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of oil in it.

When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).

They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.

After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".

They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.

🙅🙅🙅

What a pisser, farking gold !!

I think that is Southern Classic Cars Wollongong.

Hmmmm, I'd like to pour some oil over her............ 🙄

beetleboyjeff wrote:When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).

They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.

After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".

They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.

🙅🙅🙅

speaking of handbags. few weeks ago when I was going to work and it was one of those days where the traffic just suddenly stalled just before my turn off. It was just few meters then stop then few meters for 20min.

Anyway the chick in front of me driving a honda was not paying attention and was looking through her handbag, then when we moved forward for the next few meters she moved while looking in the bag again and ran straight up the ass of a ford 😂😂😂

I pointed my finger and laughed as I drove past 😂😂 I had a grin for the rest of the day at work.

How stupid can you get crashing doing a mere 5km/h 🙅

I think I'm with Mr Torrens!😉

vlad01 wrote:are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell. 😂

Vlad, I've seen so many blokes who are equal or more stupid than the lady shown in your video! When a bloke of around 30yo states he has never used a screwdriver or spanner you realise that the world is full of useless people, male and female!

Jeff

that was an elderly lady driving an early beetle..😂😂

that's what I was told many many years ago.. lol

and then the one maybe from the same lady who complainedtthat the car would wander about on the road when she let go of the steering wheel..
so the mechanic took it for a drive and couldn't get the beetle to wander anywhere...

So, He asked the lady at what speed did this happen..

She replied 65 MPH... [FLAT OUT]

cheers

LEE

beetleboyjeff wrote:When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).

They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.

After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".

They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.

🙅🙅🙅

😂😂

1500S wrote:

vlad01 wrote:are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell. 😂

Vlad, I've seen so many blokes who are equal or more stupid than the lady shown in your video! When a bloke of around 30yo states he has never used a screwdriver or spanner you realise that the world is full of useless people, male and female!

yes I know that, but its still funny.

when a guy does something like this its more sad then anything, which is worse I reckon.

I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire 😂

rose wrote:I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire 😂

:-)

rose wrote:I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire 😂

no its a gif image, they are normally only a bunch of frames that loop.

its not really a video so to speak. The real video will be on youtube somewhere. 🥷

vlad01 wrote:

rose wrote:I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire 😂

no its a gif image, they are normally only a bunch of frames that loop.

its not really a video so to speak. The real video will be on youtube somewhere. 🥷

Now who is the stupid one ??!!! 😂😂

I found it, its actually off a show or something taking the piss out of blondes. 😂 I didn't think anyone would do that for real.

There are those that have it, and those that don't.

I sold a former pride and joy that needed some tlc (head gasket job). The guy in SA i sold it to did the work, then called me up asking 'whats with the rattling sound?'. I said 'what rattling sound?! it never rattled when running. what oil you using?' thinking it was too low viscosity and the shim-over-bucket tappets were making a racket.

'Oh no oil in it yet' he said... i was like WHAT!!! He had ran it for about 5 or 10 mins he rekons trying to work out what the rattling was. Worse yet, he was a mech-engineer student about 2 yrs into it. Obviously hadn't reached the tribology class yet 🙁

All part of the learning curve, we all started from humble beginnings. Unfortunately some with far more devistating consequences than others...

holy crap! wow no oil?

only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.

vlad01 wrote:holy crap! wow no oil?

only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.

Haha, yea i thought it was an obvious no no like walking around in public while wearing jocks on the outside of trousers ... Although some might find it fashionable like those chicks with them tights cut horizontally down the legs like they been hit by an outboard motor of a tinny while swimming.

but some just don't think/consider or have very little influence/insight to the overall systems and reasoning at play in machinery. I can't hold it against him, but i'm sure he's learnt now. 😂

Craig Torrens wrote:Now who is the stupid one ??!!! 😂😂

The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.

it's a skit from a German Comedy show.

I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.

But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.

I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick

Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time 🤪 🤪

😂🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Joel wrote:

Craig Torrens wrote:Now who is the stupid one ??!!! 😂😂

The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.

it's a skit from a German Comedy show.

I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.

But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.

I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick

Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time 🤪 🤪

bajachris88 wrote:Haha, yea i thought it was an obvious no no like walking around in public while wearing jocks on the outside of trousers ... 😂

Joel wrote:

Craig Torrens wrote:Now who is the stupid one ??!!! 😂😂

The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.

it's a skit from a German Comedy show.

I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.

But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.

I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick

Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time 🤪 🤪

yeah probably cost I read stuff backwards lol.

Anyway I know there are some chicks that really love working on their cars. few weeks ago I was in Sydney getting a lift back to the air port.

The driver and I were having a convo and he asked what I did an what not and when I mentioned I liked cars he and he used to do that stuff when he was younger but not anymore.

I said I think I will never go off cars. The next thing he said was that he knows a girl thats likes cars and preferred to stay home and build her drag Nivara for Eastern creek. No bf, no going out just works on her car at home and he said it was even more weird as she is hot. Then he said he couldn't understand why she didn't go out.

Then I realized where all the good ones were hiding. At home working on their cars of course 😉

So they do exist apparently.

vlad01 wrote:Then I realized where all the good ones were hiding. At home working on their cars of course 😉

So they do exist apparently.

Girls are OK but there's nothing like the real thing.

Wanna find a dumb bloke when it comes to air cooled VWs?
Watch Jamie Oliver's tour of Italy when he takes his 23-window.
Any respect I may've had for the bloke went out the window when I saw him "top up" the motor with oil through the breather box. 😠

kombi1976 wrote:Wanna find a dumb bloke when it comes to air cooled VWs?
Watch Jamie Oliver's tour of Italy when he takes his 23-window.
Any respect I may've had for the bloke went out the window when I saw him "top up" the motor with oil through the breather box. 😠

isn't that most vw owners that never had one before? or a car for the matter of fact in some cases.