i got suspended on friday for having a lighter and my mate was holding a deoderant can (because we were in the gym toilets) and the teacher busted me with the lighter and he saw the deo can and so wat did the teacher think??馃檨
anyway i got suspended and now my dad wants to get rid of my car?? how do i tell him no!! WAT DO I DO??:cry:cry
p.s ohh yeah and my mate only got a detention
Black_math 路
Tell him that you need a car to get around and it wil be alot easirer if you have your own car instead of him having to drive you around, and its not liek the deoderant+lighter thing is that bad, 馃檪hope it works馃檪
typ-fre 路
yeah thanks man but im only 15 and its all in bits now and thiers alot to do to it but ill try it thanks
dom
Black_math 路
Asl say its gonna show you how to put a car togeather and will teach you how to do repairs so you wont have to spend hesaps and heaps and heaps on mechanics, P.S. That teacher can go shove it up his ass:P
typ-fre 路
its bulls**t because he said to my mum that he busted me with a school bag on fire :o and i got told that when i went home, so i wrang them at the school and blasted the shi* out of them coz i didnt do that 100%
typ-fre 路
ohh yeahh and also im gonna run the teacher over when i fix my car 馃榾馃榾馃榾馃榾馃榾馃榾馃榾馃榾
Black_math 路
FIGHT THE SYSTEM!馃槧 sorry but i hate school but i gotta do it馃檨
typ-fre 路
dont worry man i will, its not fair but 馃檨馃槧
Black_math 路
Hope everything stays good, try not to raise your voice and sytay rational cause then he's most likely to let you keep it if you stay calm, i hope everything stays good and you get to keep馃檪
typ-fre 路
well man thanks for dat i hope too :cry
Boozer 路
good luck. my motto...DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
typ-fre 路
ITS KINDA HARD NOT TO GET CAUGHT WHEN I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! AND I GOT CAUGHT FOR THAT ANYWAY but u know wat all it is, is being at the wrong place at the wrong time!!
Black_math 路
Our school dosent care right boozer, boozer broke this guys hand and the school was like meh, sorry if you dident want taht mentioned if you u2u me boozere ile delete it.
typ-fre 路
lol good 1:thumb i bashed someones head against the brick wall and i only got a detention for it
Black_math 路
Also its a private school and there ushally supposed to be "scrict":P
Quoll 路
Man it sounds like the school holds a serious grudge against you.
I dont understand why you got suspended and your friend got a detention
typ-fre 路
yeahh i busted this teacher by a debate that i found out she was "picking on" me and i argued against her with the principal and my co-ordinator their aswell and they just laughed at her because i made a d*#k out of her
helbus 路
Those were the best days of my life.
If only I knew then what I know now. 馃榾
typ-fre 路
lol wat do ya mean?? helbus
helbus 路
Umm well anyone who is over 25 would probably agree with me.
The comment "If only I knew then what I know now" is something you can only fully understand years after being out of school.
There is a different perspective, and I don't mean that in a patronising way.
It's just that I suppose you can laugh at all of the bad things that happened in those years. The more bad things that happened, the fonder the memories seem to be. 馃榾
I am glad I didn't have a boring 'prissy' and perfect school life. Albeit I never had a violent one, that I don't think I would have been too happy about. 馃槈
typ-fre 路
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i gettt ya nowwwwwww yeah i dont wanna have boring skool years i wanna rememba all the shit me and my mates used to do, stuff like dat lol
Robo 路
When I was at school, if I was gunna get the cane, after the first cut I'd say to the teach, man a faggot could hit harder than that, sure enough, six of the best would follow, I would go home, show my dad the horrible bruising and the shit would hit the fan! the old fella would go down there and sort em out! I only got it very rarely after that, the old man left a lasting impression on the teachers from that school.
Rob.......
typ-fre 路
haha thats sik but im not gonna go that far lol u musta had ballz man
dom
typ-fre 路
WTF!! 馃槧 NOW MY MUM WANTS ME TO COPY OUT THE DICTIONARY 馃槧 WTF ARE THESE PPL ON MAN OHHHH IT PISSES ME OFF ALSO SHE TAKES THE TEACHERS SIDE!! I DONT GET IT 馃槧
Black_math 路
Copy out the dictioanry, no offence but your parents are wacked in th head, 馃檨 bad luck bro
BenettonVW 路
Just tell them that you wouldn't advise against selling the car as it will give you a focus in the oncoming harder years on being a teenager..
"Without that hobby out the back, then what am I going to do? Call my mates up and go and make trouble?"
"At least this way I can focus my aggression that comes with being a teenage lad into something constructive, rather than destructive"...
He he.. I shoulda written for the PM.. 馃榾
typ-fre 路
man thats brilliant ur the bast man now thell neva sell it fanx benattonvw
typ-fre 路
Black_math wrote:Copy out the dictioanry, no offence but your parents are wacked in th head, 馃檨 bad luck bro
my parents are in the head badd
baybuscamperkid 路
just remember what i was told 'restoring an old car rather then purchasing a nice new one teaches you many life skills, including tolerance, patience, and of course mechanical skills, and understanding how every part of your car works means that you will be a better driver.'
Black_math 路
Thast what im hopeing to do so i never have to waste money on a mechanic馃榾 well not waste, use
typ-fre 路
thatnks for all your sikk ideas but i hope my dad realises all this stuff hes gotta nick for the forum's its wicked1 so u2u him if use want and tell him wat u think about getting rid of the car
thanks people
dom:thumb馃檨
pyr0 路
tell em the car keeps you away from bad things like drugs....and the lighter was a survival tool :P thats what i did
jenz58 路
Seeing how the type 3 is in bits just hope no-one wants it, make sure you're around to put people off:thumb
How's your dad planning on getting rid of it?
Good old school days *jenz does remember*
I was always playing up in a fun way, but never got suspended. My group got split on study breaks cos when never studied but chatted and laughed and distracted the rest (or where the noisiest). The guys used to always play tricks on me in class and I would get the giggles and disrupt the class (they usually sat behind me)
My boyfriend in yr 12 and I were always in trouble and on the last day of school we chained ourselves to a desk so they couldn't split us up馃榾:thumb
We did different subjects anyway but they didn't like us being too close and personal in school uniform between classes or at the station, arghhhh
Youth, what good memories
:party
zac_smits 路
hahah jen.
i know a few ppl like that. even a 'couple' who made an interesting video one day in their study.
(was interesting to watch too*cough,cough*)
i do the lighter and deo can all the time, u spray someones study door, the glass bit, and then u light the window on fire, looks very cool from the inside.
oh, and just tell them at least you weren't smoking!!!!
AussieKombiUte 路
my brothers been suspended for like 22 days all up now (all for different things). and he's only 14:o
Flying VW 路
When I was at School, the Science Teacher left the room for a minute and me and 2 other students lit all the Gas taps on fire.
And I can still remember the day when nearly every Student at my School went on Strike, when the Principal came back through the gates from his lunch break some Year 11 students turned his car upside down with him in it.
LOL LOL I'm sitting hear pissing my self laughing about it all these years later.
But my favourite memory is, when some idiot stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the led broke off. 馃槧
So 3 days later I bashed the living shit out of him after School.
I will never forget the look on my Mums face when she seen me come home with my white shirt totally covered in blood from his nose and eye. I said it's O.K Mum it's not my blood it's from the wanker who stabbed me in art the other day. 馃榾
That was in 1983 It's scary how it doesn't seem all that long ago, and I can still remember every detail. 馃檪
squizy 路
It sounds a bit though that you need to chill a little. I know it's hard being a teen, but sometimes you need to swallow your pride, and accept the rule that's been set. If you can surprise your parents by accepting what has happened, and by showing contrition, they might be more prone to being a little fairer on you.
Tell them something like you "admit that you were wrong, but that you had no intentions of doing anything silly. Whilst the evidence is against you, you know that from this mistake that you have to take more responsibility for your actions."
Hopefully......car will stay in the garage. It's all about psychology.
馃榾馃榾
Squiz.......
Robo 路
Get a printable version on line, and print it out on THEIR printer! thats copying it is it not!
Rob.....
typ-fre 路
farrr man some of the stories back den wasss stuffed wed neva do that now 馃榾 lol good stories man lol my dads letting me keep the car 馃榾 how do i know that??
were goin to the thomastown vw yard during the week hahahahahhaha i used all of your methods and it helped me alot thaks guys for all your help
dom 馃榾
Boozer 路
just so you all know i didn't break the guy's hand, i just dislocated it. andwho when my Dad was at Concordia College as a boader he was always, i mean always in trouble. One ofhis best stunts was with five freinds they picked up a teachers mini and took it into the school and up a staircase. the only problem was the was a landing halfway and they couldn't get the car around it so ther left it there halfway up a staircase...
Flying VW 路
HAHAHA.
I know a someone who is a bit of a Tool sometimes, and one day when he was at Trade School some of the other Students picked up his little green Beetle and put it somewhere that he couldn't drive out of.
If I was there I would do it to him as well. 馃榾
Black_math 路
these are all so funny:thumb:thumb when my grandpa was at school he brought white ants to schol and put them under the school, the school of course being entirely mad of wood, now thats rageing against the machiene馃榾
helbus 路
When I finished school in year 12 I put confetti inside the big huge air conditioning ducts.
It was a week before the air con was turned on, and the only way they could think of to stop the shower of confetti was to just leave it on untill it all came out. 馃榾
jenz58 路
LOL
Good one:thumb
p.s. Are we doing the responsible thing here?
Who cares:thumb
Only parents maybe if they've forgotten what it was like:jesus
Teachers or maintainance staff who have to clean up maybe?
Head master who has to deal with anal parents complaining:jesus
(OK I'm talking about end of year stuff)
Confetti and chains are harmless:thumb
Adam_C 路
Some of my groups stunts,
Yr 7-8 fruit fights against yr12's ... one day we got ambushed haha never again!
few of my mates got into the sheep pen and rode the rams haha!
we let this really Psycho ram out after half of a lunchtime of pissing it off.... it charged a teacher and he copped a horn to the privates . . . . . . One of the funniest things i have ever seen
and the most fun was one lunch me and 5 mates all decided we were boored and we would go exploring .... there was an entrance to the stormwater drains that go under the school, next day we took torches and went exploring haha it was soooooo fun, after that our deputy principal allways said to us when he came past "stay above ground boys"
hmm . . . . there are also a few dangrous ones like the fire in the bins with deodorant cans in them etc....... its only bad when u get caught, but seriously . . . . our group has settled now all the people that start us doing stuff have left 馃檪
dont worry bout it mate, it could be alot worse than it is..... take it easy and have fun at school...... and to ya pop . . . . let him have the car . . . better than having him do other things to pass the time . . . like sex and drugs and rock n roll!!!!馃榾馃榾馃榾
baybuscamperkid 路
great one jen, chain iea was really cool. cant get away with much now-days, especially at a private school:puke, but if all goes to plan tomorrow morning there WILL be a ute-load of cow sh!t dumped behind the principal's statesman next to the front steps of the school...
helbus 路
few of my mates got into the sheep pen and rode the rams haha!
Oh my!
Is that one of the pastimes in Bargo. 馃榾
jenz58 路
Wah, that sounds fun:o
Does the driver of the ute get to burn rubber to get outa there fast:bounce:bounce
Enjoy the day馃檪
Robo 路
Us older VW folk should be sending these youngsters on the right path, I think were sending them down the laneway to the right! hang on, is that what is called Anarchy!.......馃槑
Rob.......
jenz58 路
LOL
Robo 路
Always glad to give advice, depends how you interprate it, as to wether it is any good or not.
Rob.....
AussieKombiUte 路
my friend drove his dads vk commodore to skool about 3 months ago( he's 16). Got caught by the teachers tho becuase he nearly ran one over on the way home. He done nice burnouts in the school carpark馃槑.
Oasis 路
pyr0 wrote:....and the lighter was a survival tool :P thats what i did
Do you reckon that they would believe you with a name like Pyro??
typ-fre 路
lol lmao sum sik stories their veedubbres lol looks like use all hadd a madd schooling!!馃榾
typ-fre 路
well my dads gonna let me keep it and my mum hasnt said anything more about the car so i suppose im keeping it,
thanks guys for everything, i betta get it finished soon so i can keep it permanently
little cash but馃檨
squizy 路
2 things I did on muckup day.....
- Glued drawing pins to chairs
- Hooked up a car battery to the toliet trough - it drains all the p1ss out of your bladder! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Squiz......
typ-fre 路
ummm i dunno wat to say to that lol id neva think of that!!馃榾
Swampwitch 路
At our High school the Grade 12 had 1 day at the end of the year in which they could play harmless pranks with the schools blessing. One year there was building going on and there was a box sitting in the middle of the parade ground as the bell went. One of the teachers lifted it off and found a complete toilet set up and cemented into the asphalt. Another year a complete class room was transferred up onto the roof of a 2 storey building. Blackboard, chalk, everything. Harmless fun!!!!!!!!
typ-fre 路
lol thats madd!!馃榾
empi 路
Dom , i will give ya old man a good talkin to!!!!!
dont worrie dude.
empi
LittleMissHerbina 路
I am sitting at work right now having a bad day and i have just read this entire post and i have giggled the whole way through.
My mum and dad tried to make me sell my bug cos it was costing me too much money. We had one guy come and look at it, he was really interested in buying so i started telling him everything bad about it and took the price up by about $3000. That got rid of him.
Then we had someone come and look at the car and my mum was with me cos she knew what i was up to so i couldn't lie. When he took my car for a test drive around the bloke i fell to the ground crying and told my mum it was my car and i dont want anyone else driving it.
Then she realised the passion i have for it and when the guy got back i was able to say ' sorry its not for sale anymore':P
LittleMissHerbina 路
When i was at High school we had a spanish teacher and he was terrible, he had no control over the class at all. He was a short, bald fat man and one day he had his back to the class and a guy threw a spitball at him and it stuck on the back of his head.
It was awesome
:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce
jenz58 路
Hmmm, I did that one once. I was the one caught馃檨
That's what happens when the teacher can't hold your attention/can't teach
Think I was getting some encouragement fro the seat behind me :cussing
and the teacher said it was soooooo out of character for me *jenz types with an Angelic grin*
Peer pressure馃榾
vanderaj 路
In the mid 1980's (I'm showing my age), some boys strung up a mannequin dressed in school uniform at the top of our school's tower's flag pole.
From a distance, it looked very realistic.
They left all the stuff including a fresh pane of glass required to fix the door window which had to be broken to get the dummy down and then left.
This normally wouldn't cause too much distress, but the school is right in front of the Yarra, and can be seen from Williams Rd and from the Dandenong and Frankston rail lines. The school's switch board nearly melted by the time they had the dummy down.
Black_math 路
Hmm sounds liek a good idea, hehehe馃榾
Adam_C 路
Jen.... something similar
there was a teacher that was like that at my school and i tell ya he was hopeless.... oneday got hit by a duster flying from theback of the room at a fair pace and ignored . . . . . so the kid walked and picked up the duster sat down and threw it again! this time he turned around and said ":WHO WAS THAT lol strange old fellow...... and on his black dyed hair there was a chalk print for the whole day
for those who live up here and know the town of airds . . . . thats where he works now :jesus i think he may be missing haha
Flying VW 路
We had a teacher who was writing on the Black Board while standing up the front of the class room. Then suddenly he put the chalk down and walked out of the room, while saying, I will back in a minute. When he came back the front of his pants had chalk all over them. He had been making a few adjustments in his pants or something. :o
jenz58 路
lol about the chalk:o
Honestly some teachers shouldn't be there!!! But then again I'm not volunteering to replace them馃榾
I had one teacher who's answer to every question was for me to go look it up, as he hitched his pants (figured it was a nerve thing). I used to spend Saturdays in the State Library, well there were some very cute guys hanging out there as well馃槈
In the end I had way too much information to try and wade through, aarrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!
When I was at uni I'd have enough words to write a thesis and had to cut it down to 1500 words, aaarrrrggggghhhhhhh, again. I could have changed the world 'cept for the word limit馃榾:thumb
typ-fre 路
man all the stuff use all do i think i need a new life ppl, gottta live it up abit more 馃榾:thumb
Flying VW 路
jenz58 wrote:I used to spend Saturdays in the State Library, well there were some very cute guys hanging out there as well馃槈
Yeah but what about the COOL Guys?.
I bet they weren't there. 馃檪馃槈
Black_math 路
馃榾 I still have my youth!馃榾 muustttttttt try al of these things馃榾 (not saying that you guys dont:P馃榾
Starbug 路
Didnt really spend much time giving my teachers hell in school... i guess you could say my school was midway between alternative and hippy so the teachers were all pretty cool) But being on the sunshine coast meant there was ALOT of little miss prissies and surfer guys. They were very gullible and we would f**K with their heads alot.
My friends and i were quite alternative and we used to freak the beautiful people out by setting up circles of rocks with patterns in the middle in the forest area and dancing around them making strange noises. everyone thought we were satanists and some parents even complained to the principal (who laughed them off because the older people knew we were taking the piss out of everyone) we played in a punk band and smoked gudang garams and big joints, wore feathers in our hair and hung out with the cool guys in the grade above ours. all the teachers knew but didnt give a rats because we were all top students.
you can get away with alot if you do your homework right 馃槈
pyr0 路
lol heres a good trick i pulled in the middle of the week just for the hell of it:
cover the quad (playground) and / or the teachers cars in bird seed and watch all the birds poop on there cars LOL i did the playground sum otha individual did the cars HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :bounce