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As I have recently tied the knot, I no longer have need for this powerful pickup line,, Free to good home,,, (good luck)
PICK UP LINE TO TRY::::::::
(walks up to best looking girl at bar, sittin all by herself)
Me: G'day , buy you a drink?
Babe: No reply (she's ignoring me !!)
Me: Well,,, I may not be the best looking guy in this bar,,, (she's getting interested)
But I'm the ONLY one talking to YOU !!
(wears drink in face,, leaves feeling refreshed).
Can you do better?
Dave
Cam 路
HAHAHAHA!!!!馃榾 Thats a classic
kinda like ending it with: "I may be fat... But you're ugly, and I can diet!"
pi22api22a 路
Yeah, I like that ending too,,,,,, will pass it on to some single people,,
dave
pi22api22a 路
so,,, how do you look with your hair down? (pause) besides beautiful ? :puke
Starbug 路
My personal fave...
"do you sleep on your stomach? .... do you mind if i do?" 馃榾
Oasis 路
Guy goes up to a girl and says, "So, do you live around here often?"
Another guy goes up to a girl and says, "The name's Bond, James..." to which she replies, "Off, Fuck..."
Robo 路
He He He He He HE oooops I just wet my pants!
Rob...
Craig Torrens 路
the joys of school years, you could say anything to a girl and still get a snog/root馃榾
Anthiron 路
i usually find my over average good looks pull the chicks better than n e pick up line ever could :P lol jokes:bounce
Mrs M 路
Yes that would work...... not to say it worked on me but i would have to agree
Craig Torrens 路
Anthiron wrote:i usually find my over average good looks pull the chicks better than n e pick up line ever could :P lol jokes:bounce
馃槝repuke
DoNkEy 路
lol....u get some funny ones..ones i would just love to see people say to other people...
Like "Your parents must of been terrorists , cause your da bomb!"...gotta give that one a try馃槈
Anthiron 路
hah that one is good
Starbug 路
this ones always good
*guy licks his finger and presses it on the girls top and his shirt*
"hey babe, how about you and me go and get out of these wet clothes?"馃榾馃榾馃榾
KruizinKombi 路
"Your pants are like a mirror.... I can see myself in them!" 馃槈
kombi_kid 路
or this good old one
"them pants look nice,but they would look better on the end of my bed"
cheers
rhys
buzzbug 路
Him "do you want a root"
Her "no"
Him " would you mind laying down so i can have one"
Never tried,
To afraid to get a slap or sexual harrasment law suit.
split_hot 路
there are 250 bones in your body would you like another.
pleased to meet you, meet to please you.
we could either fuck or i could tell everyone we did
id like to get into your pant but i guess you already have an asshole in there
馃榾
theres some of mine
jade
pi22api22a 路
ha ha,, you guys are sick,,
....... here's 40cents
........whats that for?
........To call your Mum, tell her your not going home tonight....(never used that one):bounce
dodge 路
some of the guys at my work suggested these ones 馃槈
"I'm not usually this tall, but I'm sitting on my wallet."
"You must be tired after running through my mind all day."
split_hot 路
i used all 4 of my pickup lines on my girl friend :cussing none worked darn it
5PL1TDCS10N 路
A great rejection line from a girl:
"Im not your type...you don't need to blow me up!"
Bogan pick up line: " I'd love to bounce my b*lls on your chin!"(sorry If I've offended anyone)hehehehe
vwtyp2 路
her: "not tonight dear, I've got a headache"
him: "that's fine, I've just been powdering my dick with asprin. You can have it either orally, or as a suppository" :P