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WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY STATESMAN`S????

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/18630/whats-the-best-way-to-destroy-statesmans

mattie ·

YOU READ IT NOW LETS ANSWER!!!!

oval TOFU ·

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
:vader

Boozer ·

Good ony ya!😀:thumb

Here's what I reckon: try to start them...

typ-fre ·

get the vw toureg to run over it

dom

twoguns ·

THIS...

lobus ·

I reckon it would be fun to all stand around and piss on one and then listen to it rust away.
Or we could do a version of what the american bikers do with a jap bike but sub with a statesman. Maybe at the next Valla...

Secoh ·

you dont have to do anything they just fall apart all on their own. damn crapbuckets.

oval TOFU ·

hmmmmm

quote:
"PEOPLE WHO DRIVE VOLKSWAGEN CAN NOT AFFORD A REAL CAR HA HA"

dude, have you seen how much the MDs of Volkswagen earn? maybe you should learn to count...

bus356 ·

HEy Statesman, be careful coz if you hang around here long enough you might just get the VW bug (no pun intended). 😎

reub ·

ha ha ha 😀

I just happen to own a wb stato.

Alex Holzl ·

mscabrio ·

You just have to feel sorry for the poor statesman tosser. He obviously feels he need to make up for his inadequacies (ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????) by bagging something that he knows nothing about ! I am sure that he probably is a secret VW lover but can't admit it because he will be teased by his little 2 foot tall mates, so holden boy get in your deformed Commodore and drive yourself off the cliff !

:sandrine

robnjo ·

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY STATESMAN`S????

JAM THE DRIVERS HEAD UP THE EXHAUST:thumbNOW THATS TOPS:thumb

Karmann Bug ·

Hey... I work for Holden so watch it!!!!

VWCOOL ·

yeah... and I have an HSV that I play with when I'm not doing Oval and Country Buggy stuff... How do you destroy a Fairlane?!

Secoh ·

mscabrio wrote:ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????
yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years 😉 :P

Flying VW ·

I Bet over 90% of the people on this Forum, have another Car in there Driveway that isn't a VW.

Craig Torrens ·

VWCOOL wrote:yeah... and I have an HSV that I play with when I'm not doing Oval and Country Buggy stuff... How do you destroy a Fairlane?!
How do you destroy a Fairlane....................................you can't because its a Ford. I should know,:P I tried for 4 years 😀
My new holden feels FU.KED after 13000km's

Oasis ·

Secoh wrote:
mscabrio wrote:ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????
yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years 😉 :P
I've got a skateboard.

Oasis ·

Secoh wrote:
mscabrio wrote:ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????
yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years 😉 :P
I've got a skateboard. :o