"Good specials at the garden centre this weekend!"
Da Wiz ·
'No ... they really ARE tomato plants!'
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
That happy chappy at the markets told me they were basil plants, I thought they would go well with the tomato plants you boys are growing out the back.........wha-aat??? Why are you all laughing at me??
fatboy ·
I asked for a transfer to Victoria and they told me to smoke this first
bus914 ·
COPS ARE TOPS!
lil dub ·
"happy valentines day huney....!
......i got you a, erm, floral arrangment...."
[Edited on 4-4-2004 by lil dub]
baybuscamperkid ·
Miss, it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that your husband has been killed in a road accident. his remains were so badly destroyed that wdecided the easiest way to present them to you was to use them to fertilize this, err, shrub...
twoguns ·
"geez, shopfast, that was sure quick!'
silver ·
Another BYO Party!
vw54 ·
And they were just starting to HEAD....
Sounds like a song title Up in Smoke
Bootman ·
Cop Crop!
wadd ·
what about .... they had no roses left honey .will these do instead
:party
modulus ·
"No, this stuff won't make hair grow on the back of your hands, honest..."
65busser ·
Thanks Sarg.! I'll take this one. Do you want the box back?
KOM123 ·
Weed removal is one of the many services we offer to the community 🙂
Hbbear ·
"I'll just drop this "foam box" off at the evidence room sarge"
Dannyboy ·
"Bollocks , we're out of papers and the servo is shut!"