OK, hers a twisted one,,,
If anyones knows hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, then you have probably thought of this before. If not read on,,,,,
Your home alone when you find out that Aliens are about to destroy the world to make way for a superhighway !!! and will do so in about 5mins !!!
There's an alien ship leaving in 60seconds and it can take only you. So here's the question,,,,,,,, (suspense)
What do you wear ?????
There will be no other humans coming (so who cares what you wear?)
I've decided on Uhg boots (knee high) cut off jeans and a flannie !! (Bevan-in-Space) with a jacket in case of ???? who knows,,,
Maybe a beanie too?
What do you think???
Dave-the-bevan-in-space !!!
:alien:vader
MickH 路
a condom......it pays to be prepared馃槝kiss
Starbug 路
high heels and a martini... its all a girl needs 馃榾
EgeWorks 路
Threadbare dressing gown馃檪
Purple Martin 路
I'll wear an army combat uniform (without the weapons of course). That stuff has been designed and tested to last a long time and stay comfortable in all conditions.
That's probably the only situation you'd ever see me in anything military!
72TWINCAB 路
Is it a volkswagen spaceship?
Gracey 路
Nothing, just a tub of vaso for the probing.馃槧
helterskelter400 路
ear plugs for the vogon poetry.
Anthiron 路
stubbies and a blue singlet with thongs 馃槑 .......nah just kidding
Southern Van 路
What about in the beginning when they had to drink 10 pints of beer and eat salted peanuts so they would survive being beamed up to the space ship !
MickH 路
Starbuggy wrote:high heels and a martini... its all a girl needs 馃榾
I've got the condom so you might need 20 martini's............:thumb
helterskelter400 路
i reckon earth's about ready for a golgafrinchams excersize.
history can repeat
Starbug 路
actually, with the stupidity of people these days its not hard to believe some people are actual descendents of exiled telephone sanitisers.
*pokes mick H in the eye with an olive toothpick* put some clothes on you filthy scoundrel!
Lokita 路
It wouldn't matter what I was wearing so long as I took a towel.
MickH 路
Starbuggy wrote:*pokes mick H in the eye with an olive toothpick* put some clothes on you filthy scoundrel!
Who me????.......the drinks were for ME to get over the shock of you walking past in nothing but high heels!!!:thumb
EgeWorks 路
All these Douglas Adams fans! Good to see. Not all of us decended form hairdressers and marketing agents I guess馃檪
Craig Torrens 路
a small fish in my ear :P and my MR Bubble head T shirt.
lulu94 路
well i wont go hardly anywear with out mu jeans so i guess there in, and the ugh boots and the baggiest most comfy jumper i own, but i guess sexy lingerie underneath, might bump into the guy with the condom :P
Danielle
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
a chicken suit and my vw ( I'd just tell em it's a customary outer layer commonly worn by humans, and is essential because with out it I would just shrivel up and create a really foul odour! )...:puke
Peter Leonard 路
well duhh.
speedos, a mask and snorkel (cos it's space and I don't want to run out of air) and silver body paint so i'd feel comfy. and a flasher - style duffel coat made from real duffels.
baybuscamperkid 路
hmm. a babblefish would be usefull,.. can i wear my girlfriend?
Andy42 路
come on we all know the answer is 42
Secoh 路
depends on whether or not it's warm or cold on the ship and at the destination. 馃槈 (I'm a practical fella). otherwise, comfy dressing gown (interstellar trips is longer and more boring than the Hume Hwy, so it pays to be comfy), and bring a towel. You can't be a Hoopy Frood if you don't know where your towel is. 馃檪
Starbug 路
just make sure you hoopyfroods keep your towel on, or you may get sassed by the guy with the condom 馃榾
Lokita 路
When I do my video editing stuff, I trade under the name 42s (forty seconds).
Where do you think that came from? :P
Peter Leonard 路
have a read of 'dirk gently's holistic detective agency'
also very funny. it's amazing what coke machines can be used for.
vwombat 路
Hey Lokita! You a NLE freelancer?
To the Q!
My Anne Demeulemiester Pants, Comme de Garcons Shoes,
Gucci Shirt and Demeulemiester Suede jacket. No point being
an ambassador for a whole species if you look like shite!
Are there any fashion victims out there who know what I'm
talking about here?
BTW no underwear! Just gets you testicular cancer in the end!
Let it all hang out Baby!
5PL1TDCS10N 路
Id go dressed as Ronald McDonald...
Once they see how I am in control of planet Earth they will keep the probing to a maximum....I mean minimum! heehee:P
mscabrio 路
I have just bought a VERY expensive pink 3/4 length cashmere coat with pink faux fur collar, so to get my moneys worth I guess that I would have to wear that !
jenz58 路
A crash helmet for any tough landings with a pad lock on it to stop them putting probs in my head...(not sure what they'd achieve by probbing???:P)
A wet suit to say dry with all the flying martinis splashing around if we do have that rough landing........
Hmmmmm..........warm socks!!!!:alien
Cruzin in a Golf 路
a replica alien suit stuffed under my large coat, that way once inside i could overcome the crazy aliens that are trying to destroy earth...
[Edited on 28/4/2004 by Cruzin in a Golf]
helterskelter400 路
wots all this talk about martinis.
pan galactic gargle blasters all round.....
keep on saving guys, its only 30 alterian dollars a day.
ps.
douglas, "ford prefect" - what were you thinking???
Dannyboy 路
A big smile and a dobe behind my ear!
Dan馃檪
vwombat 路
You could probably smuggle a Kombi on as a Tardy-is.
Anyone get the sad sci-fi cross reference?
aggri1 路
Lokita wrote:It wouldn't matter what I was wearing so long as I took a towel.
Here here. Oh the towel! The mighty towel! Take a huge one, then, as one of it's many uses, it can serve as a blanket when it's cold.
Actually, I'd also try to smuggle a stick aboard.
Oasis 路
Just a bow tie... perhaps some navel fluff, or, to hell with it... I'd go nude except I'd wrap myself in glad wrap. That way when they see me they would say, "I can clearly see your nuts" and leave me alone:alien
You don't see them wearing any clothes...
[Edited on 30-9-2004 by Oasis]
Starbug 路
oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
:puke
Oasis 路
AH... The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul....
Oasis 路
72TWINCAB wrote:Is it a volkswagen spaceship?
If it was you'd have to bring overalls:bounce
The_Bronze. 路
I would spend 55 seconds looking for a matching pair of socks and the remaining five waiting for the iorn to heat up. I guess I'd end up toast. If its wrinkled I'm not wearing it. :duh
I guess that cold comfort for the wife in say another 40 years!:jesus
The Bronze.
Bill Daws 路
Actually Zaphod there is only 1 perfect outfit to wear in such a situation, and here it is . . . . . . .
Ford Prefect
:vader
[Edited on 30-9-2004 by Bill Daws]
vw54 路
LOL ist that really you ???
Starbug 路
do you have the link to that site Bill? ive been looking for it for ages!
need to give a few of my geeky friends a good laugh/hurl/aneurysm
Bill Daws 路
Here's the link to the TRON guy and no Dave, it's not me, it's a Wally in the USA (where else).