Any dubbers see stupid stickers on cars getting about?
I have one.
I thought it was a bit odd...pulled up in the Coles carpark on friday and parked next to a regular bland Holden Nova hatchback (Corolla), probably late 80s model. Anyway i noticed a sticker on the triangular window at the back...get this it said "NOS" (nitrious oxide system for those who dont know), had a peak to see if there was a cylinder, couldnt see one, and i had to chuckle, so i thought hmmm maybe it is some try hard p plater, no p plate in sight...without being ageist, most of these things are driven by the elder folk...i think there might be one fast (wannabe?) grandma or grandpa out there (pity i didnt get to see the driver? would have asked about the sticker)
Anthiron ·
u can buy those seat covers from super cheap with "Nos" on them but ir u were gonna spend all that money on a nitrous oxide system u woulc buy some decent jap buckets n e way.......stuff the seat covers
vwombat ·
Not a sticker!
Went to Garden City (shopping centre here in Bris) yesterday with
the Wife and Kids. Sit down at the food court. A couple sits down
in front of me. She is a wide load who I had first thought was a man.
He is a skinny weed of a thing with a bumfluff beard and an overbite.
I see that he is wearing a Tshirt with something written on it. I read it.
This is what it said. It's a bit disgusting, so don't read on if your likely
to be offended.
Eeenie Meenie Miny Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
What sort of a f**kwit wears something like that? It put me off my tucker.
I remember a mate who was in constant trouble with the police for his
Soundgarden Tshirt (during Grunge) which said total f**king Godhead.
Pretty innocent next to that I reckon. So many think that they are so clever
and are so wrong!!!
veedubgirl ·
one bumper sticker I've seen that I think is funny is "honk if you love peace and quite" And another is really good, but it is way funnier in the states, is "Dick Cheney before he dicks you"So funny!
veedubgirl ·
one bumper sticker I've seen that I think is funny is "honk if you love peace and quite" And another is really good, but it is way funnier in the states, is "Dick Cheney before he dicks you"So funny!
baybuscamperkid ·
all of the old classics:
do not over-take over-turning vehicle
this way up
if u dont like my driving, STAY OFF THE FOOTPATH
but my fav was actualluy on a bikers jacket the other day: If u can read this, Ive lost my bitch.
buzzbug ·
my favourite bumper sticker is what i have written down the bottom of each post.
JESUS IS COMING
QUICK, ... LOOK BUSY!
Canni. ·
favorite one I saw on a beetle one day '0-100km 15 minutes' think i've seen that around here on someones sig too...
buzzbug ·
the bumper stickers that annoy the living shit out of me "magic happens"
i feel like saying to these people magic doesn't bloody happen, shit happens.
IDOVWS ·
Some I've enjoyed:
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
I love animals,...They're delicious
Too close for missiles, switching to guns.
Can't feed them? Don't breed them.
I wish my wife would get along with my Girlfriend.
Earth First!! Log the other planets later. and
Save the whales - collect the whole set ! !
buzzbug ·
keep honking, i'm reloading
Guns don't kill people, I DO
Missing your cat?, check under my tyres
Powered by cubic dollars
I may be slow but i'm infornt of you
(b&s ball sticker)
Got pissed on rum, fell on me bum, arked up went beserk, signed off with some circle work.
jonno-t3 ·
my favourite of all time is this one i saw on a dirty old holden 1 tonner....right on the back it said in bold
"v8's. only milk and juice come in 2 litres."
but also one for the people who have vans...i see heaps of paelvans with:
"dont laugh! it might be your daughter inside"
jonno
Da Wiz ·
...Don't eat your own children ....
A mate wrote that on a label maker when we were smashed, and its now on the back window .... meh ... i don't know why - but its just stupid-funny 😀
MickH ·
Hope I don't offend anyone....but..."GOD is only DOG backwards"...hehe
Oasis ·
A few more:
"There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures... right next to the vegetables"
"I've found Jesus! he was behind the sofa all along"
"Dear Jesus, please deliver us from your followers"
Dannyboy ·
Not a sticker but the window sign that Speedster did . "Protected by a guy with a knife" aussieveedubbers.com
Classic!
Dan🙂
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
had a "save our wilderness, blah blah etc" sticker on back of my first car.. hand painted scumcar.... had job at wilderness society,, as koala... used to park it out back of shop wen on shift.... used to take home piles of koala pelts to wash (yukkie backpacker germs, BO etc ) cruzin home down highway back seat piled high with grey nylon pelts....... cept the sticker had been altered...... to... pave our wilderness.....
don't worry peace luvin peeps in here the cosomos has been giving me a hard time since:P
modulus ·
"Land Rights for Gay Whales!" has always been one of my favourites.
aggri1 ·
I saw one on the rear end of a big 4WD: "If you can read this, I've lost my trailer." I liked it. (I know baybuscamperkid, it's like "If u can read this, Ive lost my bitch", but hey!)
"Magic happens" sucks.
My housemate saw a kombi with the license plate "76VWRX" (I think), which he said was hammering around Clayton a few days ago, (blowing smoke). Nice idea for the plate hey? Sounded like a sweet car from what I was told.
Edit: "Land rights for gay whales" is written all over many desks at my Uni, along with "Orlando is Gay".
[Edited on 3-5-2004 by aggri1]
Purple Martin ·
Another fave amonst hippies:
"My karma ran over my dogma"
KruizinKombi ·
I've always liked:
"Keep Australia Green, F$ck A Frog" and "Keep Australia Green, Doze a Greenie"... and I'm a Greenie!
Ps. I've got "Magic Happens" on my bus, and its staying. Get over it.
buzzbug ·
Magic happens is staying..........
oh well
shit happens :0)
BUS-234 ·
On the back of my bus i've got "<- suicide - passing side ->", i find it amusing 😀
Starbug ·
worst ones ive ever seen are these two on the back of a VERY champy guys ute.
"real men drive commodore utes"
and
"boy+ute = man Man+ute=mighty warrior"
*cringe*
5PL1TDCS10N ·
"You toucha ma car...I smasha ya face!"
"Fully sik"
:P
KruizinKombi ·
"Cash, Grass or Ass - Nobody Rides For Free"
"Get in, Sit down, Shut up & Hang On!"
"Get off my arse, unless you're a Haemorrhoid"
"If you can read this, you're too f#cking close!"
"My other car is a VW too!" (I like this one! 🙂)
Daniel ·
I have "F#?k work, go surfing" on the back window of my van, but I might add another after reading some of those!
Anthiron ·
i like that "my other car is a VW too" one the best :thumb
Lokita ·
I still love the "Fukenbroken" VW sticker I picked up at the Nats.
😀
Anthiron ·
there are some old classics like "im not as think as your drunk i am" getting a bit old now though....a mate had a sticker on his bomadore (untill a copper told him to take it off within a week lol) that said "life begins at 200Km/h" though i dont think he could get his VK anywhere near 200:P
~air fooled~ ·
the one i've always found piss-ya-pants funny is
~ virgin conversion~
mobile unit
love it!!!!!! the fella who made that musta been a genius, i can just see the kombi/pano pullin up outside the old's place for the first date with their daughter and the old mans face dropping as he watches the two love birds roll off into the distance........hahahaha
Da Wiz ·
Are there any other stickers that use the German type of language ... ie "Fukenbroken" 🙂 I love that one 🙂
my all time favourate would have to be "I do what the little voices tell me" closely followed by "horn broken watch for finger"
HotRodMatt ·
The bumper sticker favoured by physists...
White sticker with red lettering
"If these words are blue - you are travelling too fast"
I guess if you don't know anythig about red/blue shifts then it goes over your head. Still, I reckon it's a cracker...
HotRodMatt ·
Anotehr good one is
"Born just fine the first time"
PurpleT3 ·
Upside down on the back window of a cherokee
"If you can read this call Jeep assist"
HotRodMatt ·
"Jesus: Another Carpenter Who Promised to Come Back One Day & Finish the Job"
Boozer ·
"caution. flying objects may contain lead."
typ-fre ·
Canni. wrote:favorite one I saw on a beetle one day '0-100km 15 minutes' think i've seen that around here on someones sig too...
yeah thats myne lol
barls ·
how about "no fat chicks or car wil scrape"
MUD BASHING ANYONE ?? ·
I seen a sticker on the back of a little shit box i think that it was a mazda 121 and it said I BRAKE FOR TAIL GATERS so me being me and in my baja i went to investergate and see weather he was keen to get a bull bar print in his ass but he got the shits and pulled off and another is I GOT A ROOT IN UTE AND THE FELING WAS JUST BUTE also on a sigma VEHICLE FREQUENTLY TRYING TO GET SIDEWAYS i thought that it suited the car😎
MUD BASHING ANYONE ?? ·
Also on the back of a ute on the way out to the last baja day it said GROWING OLD IS UNAVOIDABLE BUT GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL :puke
bus356 ·
I always liked "Speed on brother, hell ain't full yet"...
A sticker rearranged to say "Do not take over turning vehicle"
And my all time favourite was some crazy dude who had "Hotdogs don't eat hotdogs, people eat hotdogs"
rustycamper ·
I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt the other day that said "Ugly but hung".
KruizinKombi ·
FUNKENGRUVEN
Oasis ·
I still like "Dear Jesus, Please deliver us from your followers..."
blutopless2 ·
saw one yesterday
"VICTORIA BITTER : Helping ugly people get a root since 1892"
robnjo ·
got a sticker for me mate,thats a gun freek and it said "keep honking,I'm reloading"...but he said he wouldn't put it on his car cause it would then make it premeditated....
.......WHAT THE!:jesus
last celtic warrior ·
Was going to put this one on my father's Mazda wagon if he put it back on the road "Test Vehicle for new Rubber Band Motor".
And this one is for my war wagon (the old Peugeot) "You can tailgate, but can you stop as quick as me?" and as soon as the buggy is back on the road, the Pug also gets "My other car is a little red convertible"...
pinklady_bug ·
I know this is written on a shirt but i think its funny..
'I AM A VIRGIN, (...but this is a very old sticker)'
and on my first bug I had
'Bad ass girls drive bad ass bugs' 😉
Oh and
'No fat blokes!!!'
barls ·
ive been trying to get this shirt. it says "requires constant supervision"
Hbbear ·
Saw this on a trailer behind a ute the other day:
"I'd rather be a YOUNG DICKHEAD than be an OLD FART"
I don't think he understands - Nature has a way of sneaking up on you!!!
Richard ·
I saw one on a ute that read "injection is nice but id rather be blown" also " Welders have the hottest rods " another that said "Divers do it deeper"
pete wood ·
There's people mighty upset with God and Jesus on this post...
My favorite is one for Sydney drivers;
"I climbed Mt Druitt."
LOL😀
moonlite6t6beetle ·
from the line out of The fat and the furious where the guy says
"for those nine seconds or less... im free"
Ive seen a sticker on the back of an impala saying
moonlite6t6beetle ·
from the line out of The fast and the furious where the guy says
"for those nine seconds or less... im free"
Ive seen a sticker on the back of an impala saying
"for those twenty seven seconds or less.... im free"
barls ·
see at my old mans workshop
this car has more leaks than titanic
warb ·
$2.. i love it..
Oasis ·
On one of those yellow diamond signs in the back window I saw, "Stupid yellow sign on board"
Oasis ·
Purple Martin wrote:Another fave amonst hippies:
"My karma ran over my dogma"
You could adapt that to say, "My Karmann ran over my Dog man.."
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
green57 wrote:$2.. i love it..
hehe thanx I made it mahself😀
barls ·
its very you $2
oval TOFU ·
"gun control means using BOTH HANDS"
Me and a mate made a sticker from masking tape and discreetely taped it to the rear bumper of another mate's Pintara: "I love cock"... I think he drove around with it on his car for a couple days!
:P
PS: i have nothing against homosexuals.. most of them dress really well and have hot chicks as friends!
[Edited on 3-8-2004 by oval TOFU]
barls ·
and who could forget the classics like these
pete wood ·
That middle pic looks disturbingly like CBB's cranky one😀
barls ·
more likely it was the inspiration as these are from the 60s
kombi69 ·
My husband went to Canberra and all I got was PORN
buzzbug ·
hahahaha that is gold kombi69
a mate of mine in the navy came back with a shirt with
"MY MATE WENT LOOKING FOR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRAPPY T-SHRIT"
barls ·
went looking on ebay for higher res versions of the last lot i posted didnt find them but found this one
VWFREAK ·
I love to see the real men drive ute's. It really makes my day when it's on a vw.
Stealth ·
Iv'e got a sticker that is still to be put on my Bus.
it reads....."I think your car looks funny too!"
barls ·
hell was full so i came back. saw that at work today on a elantra
Hbbear ·
A friend showed me a photo of a rear window of an old VW
"SELL MY VW??? I'd rather shove wasps up my ARSE!!"
