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Caption Competition

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HotRodMatt ·

Best caption by Sunday (30/6/04) afternoon will win one of my A3 illustrations.... (choice of the CBB Drag Car CARicature or a Type 3 Karmann Ghia)

Judges decision will be final and will be judged by me and Coopgirl.

"Junior Dragster in the Hot [rod] Seat."


I'll kick them off for inspiration...

"Where's the shifter?"
"Hey, how come it ain't the Rev. Horton Heat in the deck?"


Winner can choose either of these A3 colour prints...


[Edited on 25-5-2004 by HotRodMatt]

Desert Moose ·

where is that key thingy

56astro ·

"And that's the reason ya have bucket seats, and not a bench seat, when ya corner hard!"

buzzbug ·

"an 8 track, What the...."

"finally able to drive the car, the only thing in the cd player was greatest hits of the eighties"

buzzbug ·

it shatters me to think that i was concieved in this seat.

LOWBUG ·

"Wow this thing is so fast I think somone better change my pants....Muuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyy"

58SPLIT ·

"WHAT, NO CUP HOLDER?"

pod ·

gees i know i put my dummy over here somewhere?

ducky ·

got my L's so off I go to pick up chicks

ph billet ·

any money in the ash tray.

DoNkEy ·

would u stop taking pictures of me!

11CAB ·

"I know its not a VW........I'll hang my head in shame"

ducky ·

this armoral shit is good stuff

Dannyboy ·

where's reverse?

Dan:P

Grey 57 ·

"Now if I just twist these two wires together and touch this one to that................"

Alex Holzl ·

''You satisfaction is our guarantee"

''If its fly, floats or f#@ks hire is dont but it''

''Are we there yet??''

''Where are my glasses!??'' mate replies ''on your head idiot!!''

"What way do i turn?" "Ummm,Turn straight QUICK!!''

''Hey you know whatshisname and hes got that whatsitscalled with the thingymebob?''

''Man that thing wouldnt pull a sailer off ya sister''

[Edited on 25-5-2004 by Alex Holzl]

type3kid ·

"nice upgrade from the pram"

type3kid ·

"nice upgrade from the pram"

Alex Holzl ·

hahaha i just wofaled on

kevsuper ·

beats pre-school

killakornkobb ·

hey mum! the tin can you put on my foot fell off!

Hbbear ·

"No Way........The Speedo ONLY goes to 100 mile/ Hour?? This is a METRIC world people!!"


"Who keeps changing the damn radio station?.....MUM......."

Grock ·

"Although thought to be a good idea at the time, in a few moments tidying the glovebox whilst driving will prove to be very dangerous!!"

"Sidetracked by the strange garmet hidden in the glovebox, the young and somewhat unexperienced driver does not notice the large figure peering in with the camera!"

~air fooled~ ·

"ohhhhhh black betty bam-a-lam...."-->> only aplies if you seen the new spiderbait film clip for the remake.............

Bizarre ·

MY STASH!!!!.... Who took the stash from the ash tray????

It HAS to be here somewhere!!!

MMMUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bizarre ·

Damn Berg shifter!!

Stuck in reverse again!!!

bus356 ·

goo goo ga ga??

zac_smits ·

ewwww....who left THAT in here???

wait...i just gotta answer this one....

now where's that sunscreen...my head's getting hot...and i need a towel..this vinyl is burning my ass....

enough from me i think...

zac

[Edited on 26-5-2004 by zac_smits]

zac_smits ·

heh...i'll have a day-long think and see what else pops up :P

Hbbear ·

"Wait till them losers at day care see me and my new wheels!"

"AM only!!!! Jeez.....I need to upgrade!"

Dasdubber ·

"where the hell do I charge my mobile?"

or

"now can I smell exhust fumes or did I just crap myself again?"

~air fooled~ ·

"ha-ha, suckers!"
"lets roll"
"running on empty, running on dry..."

zac_smits ·

who's been playing with the radio....mum!!

where's my MAD gone?? i know i had one down here somehwere!

please wait officer..i just have to reach under the seat here..:vader

i can see the ground!! arrgh...the floorpans dropped out....yabba dabba doo

HotRodMatt ·

Only a couple of days to go....

Marineboy ·

"Windscreenwipers, windscreenwipers where are they.... Dad's on the bonnet again and if Im going to make good my escape I got to get rid of him...... Ahhh"

HotRodMatt ·

OK it's Sunday night....

The shortlist is...
gees i know i put my dummy over here somewhere?
- Pod

"Although thought to be a good idea at the time, in a few moments tidying the glovebox whilst driving will prove to be very dangerous!!"
- Grock

"Windscreenwipers, windscreenwipers where are they.... Dad's on the bonnet again and if Im going to make good my escape I got to get rid of him...... Ahhh"
- Marineboy


And the winner is....






Drum roll....





After this commercial... Just joking.



Although thought to be a good idea at the time, in a few moments tidying the glovebox whilst driving will prove to be very dangerous!!

Grock, U2U me with your address to claim your illustration

...either Cranky One, CBB Racing's now 9 second drag bug; or, the Type 3 Karmann Ghia.



Matt

[Edited on 30-5-2004 by HotRodMatt]

pod ·

congrats Grock😀

zac_smits ·

heh..well done grock.

(at least a fellow dubber won :P)

Grock ·

Hey wow, Thanks Matt.

Thats really cool. Do you think i should get in touch with hallmark to work out a contract? 😀

Thanks again
Dan

Secoh ·

"Dammit, where's the nitrous button???"

vwombat ·

Last minute entry from Aspen, Colorado. A Mr. Hunter S Thompson writes:

Two bags of Grass, seventy pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

The only thing that worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge...

Should put me right in the mood for Valla! Vroom vroom!

Alex Holzl ·

lol there is some good captions here!!!

one more "i swear to drunk im not god officer!!''

:beer:beer:beer:beer

Hbbear ·

Good work Grock:beer

Bizarre ·

vwombat wrote:The only thing that worries me is the ether.

hahahhah................ that brings back memories!!

Fear and Loathing in Dubland!!!

rustybus ·

"i havn't had a cont all night drinkstable"