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My Vows

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/24028/my-vows

lil dub ·

i am not going to get romantically involved with anyone ever again. full freaking stop.

i am going to remain single, unattached, free from heartache.

if i break this vow, i am going to sell my type 3.

this is how serious i am.

may this forum be my witness.

if i get romantically involved with anyone this year i am going to sell the type 3.

deadly freaking serious.

StenGuns ·

awwwwwwwhhhh...
:cry

BiX ·

mmmmmmmm. its to much of a risk to loose the type three, but then again, can I have first dibs on the type three? and I will have the money in about 3 weeks?

BiX ·

stupid stupid stupid

so in the end :kiss this will lead to u being :cry and also :cussing

Cruzin in a Golf ·

it is ok, i think lil dub will be fine in a few weeks and find someone to share the type 3 with again...otherwise i would be worried. Not good for your health to miss out on something that you know you need.

lil dub ·

ok. after phone call with BiX i change the vow to

"i will never allow myself to be f**ked over by a guy again. if i do, i will sell my type 3"

happy now drew?

i am deadly serious.

type 3 will not be for sale. i am not going through any of this crud ever again and i like my car waaaaaay to much to risk losing, it gives me so much joy. and relationships give me so much pain.
i have to remind myself of this - no matter how good it seems, its all crud.
therefore, getting involved again means selling my type 3. a reminder that my life will turn to shit and i will be unhappy.

:puke

BiX ·

I reackon you would loose the type three if you stuck to the top one, and that would make you unhappy?

buzzbug ·

so i spose a drinks out of the question???


jokes, (i just got a back hander from my wife)

ducky ·

try girls they are much easier to get a long with

traumin ·

Dear lil dub
Never put a man before a VW ,and remember you need to sift through the dirt to find a true gem! They are out there, so my girl use your hurt to heal yourself and be strong.Obviously you haven't found a man worthy of what you have to offer.Take care
Mrs Traumin.

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

($2 grabs shovel and tea strainer, and head's outside...."I'm gonna get me won tew"!..later... " all I got is worms" 🙁 )

*SLAP SLAP SLAP* thorun. never the car....NEVER...! take sum time out, find urself again.... Just Be!.

Can someone please design a moron magnet detector.....you sound like u suffer from a similar condition as myself!

And yeah Ducky sometimes the other side o' the ol fence does look inviting! Cuts out a lot of the BS.lol

Have a cry, drink some wine, it will pass!:kiss

Adam_C ·

Did somebody suggest lesbianism?...... as a youth of australia and a young adult i fully endorse that lifestyle choice hehehehe
just kiddin.... thorun.... just go envoke brilliant and painful revenge on him, or atleast spread rumours about his "Performances" or "Size" hehe maybe his downstairs health ..... something damaging 😉

not the most mature advice but sure to make you feel better.... if all else fails .... visit your locak liquorland..... definately feel better then hehe

ducky ·

my partner Tracey (we been together for 4 years) and I highly recommend it

dodge ·

it seems everyone is breaking up lately
i broke up wit mine last weekend
and three other friends of mine have done the same thing
must be something in the water.....

helbus ·

Do you have a cat or dog? They usually have a very friendly ear. They don't listen, but you can talk as much as you want to them 🙂

All they ask in return is a pat and food.

Hang on that sounds like a man. 🙂

At least that is pretty close to how simple me and Fleur keep it. Oh I suppose I scrub the dubs for her.

ByronBug ·

:sandrine
Never let a man come between you & your VW.
If he doesn't like your interests...you move on
& find some one who does.
Plenty more good men out there....you just have to find him.
His lose.
Judy
😉

splittychick ·

Theres definetly good ones out there.I found one that didn't have a car at the time.Went halves with him in a fasty that he could drive for a while till i bought his half out but he got the bug(so to speak...as in the vw addiction!)& now 5 years & 2 more vws later its all peachy keen!!!!!

So hang in there....theres no reason you can"t keep your car & find a good man!

byronbus ·

Yeek

byronbus ·

I think i would give up my four treasured VW's in a minute if I met the right girl, relationships are far more important and bring far more joy than a piece of metal...maybe i'd keep one, but cmon, cars dont bring us real happiness do they? Dont get me wrong, I love the VW scene, but its the people as much as the cars...

byronbus ·

But you're right, it seems we hurt the things we love most, and humans through history have proved we love hurting other humans...

lil dub ·

sigh.

thanks guys....... things seem a little less, er, drastic today than they did last night................ever wake up and log on to the forum only to think "oh my GOD i posted something really dumb on there last night?????????????"
happens to me all the time (and homebrand baja i suspect, and probably wombat too heheheh)

oh well. thanks for the advice.
the idea of selling my VW comes from no other motivation except to remind myself to "toe the line" (does that make sense? like the time i vowed never to have sex with a particular person or else i would have to shave my head????)
oh well.

we will see what happens.

in the words of a rather nice icelandic band "Yesterday was dramatic..........Today is OK"

sigh. lesbianism, wine, talking to the dog, a moron magnet detector, sifting through the dirt to find a gem. these are all valid suggestions, thanks guys. but i have settled on the full frontal lobotomy:puke

david ·

maybe for a night but the real thing is best, find a good one ,there out there

MikeM ·

Ok so I'll ask. What went wrong?

You guys seemed to be cruizing along quite happily. You were even playing punch buggy together.

Don't discount men all together, we're not all bastards.

End of the year is a long time to declair yourself "not getting involved". You are going to Valla aren't you? You never know your luck, there will be plenty of nice warm Kombis there :o

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

🙁 I vow never to post dumb stuff again..... I am beginning to think peeps are gettin the wrong idea bout me in here....... ahhh well I is only human.

From now on it will be cars, cars and nuffin but the car. No more hee haws, no more lunacy driven rambles.... and certainly no typing after 10.30pm, as I am usually getting tired.... sleep deprivation can do strange things to ones judgement, as can flu or wine.

But before i do conform to the correct social behaviour required in here.... just a quick irrellivant bit o' info, a tasty sample of what is stored in the files of my mind........... click on this one!

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

mmmmm a few dream men in there!

Andy42 ·

man you women are pretty quick to bag out the blokes but I do not know many women who have come home from work on a friday only to find their house and bank account empty.
Get with the program there is bad in both sexes and if you keep picking the bad ones then just keep all relationships unemotional and it is all easy. Or spend a little more time finding out what they are like before you commit.

lil dub ·

aaaaw heather!!!!!!!
i love your lunatic posts!!!!!!!
if you start only writing "sense" then i am doomed!!!!!!!

noooooooooooo:puke

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

Andy42 wrote:man you women are pretty quick to bag out the blokes but I do not know many women who have come home from work on a friday only to find their house and bank account empty.
Get with the program there is bad in both sexes and if you keep picking the bad ones then just keep all relationships unemotional and it is all easy. Or spend a little more time finding out what they are like before you commit.

aww andy did u get taken to cleaners?
🙁 (b4 anyone jumps 2 conclusions, that was said in sincerity, not sarcasm!).
My last "biggie" was nice, he pleaded insanity, took the car and let me keep the kid. I am still paying off debts, but he is nice caus I get $1.40 per f/night in support... I'm not bitter... (takes a valium)..not bitter at all.lol.
(I think I got the better deal!) :thumb
Bad things are gonna happen, to both sexes. Just gotta keep on truckin!

(feel free to vent fellas, tis the post to do it in!lol)

hey thorun...... I........couldn't............resist.............posting..
:bounce aaagggaaaaiiinnn :bounce (tried not to talk too much crap this time,, how am I going?lol).

lil dub ·

valium? valium? someone mention my valium?
(lil dub looks around frantically, finds wall to stare at blankly.....ahhhh.....happy again)

yes well I DIDNT MENTION ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MEN
thanks very much ------------- i was just bitching about love in general.

just wanted to clear that up...................😉

MickH ·

Just find someone NICE regardless of gender. Get to know them and take your time. You can never be sure of what is going to happen in the future but if you are comfortable with the person and best friends than you are off to as good start!! If you have a bad experience then GET OVER IT and move on. Put it down as a learning experience. When you are older you will look back on it all and realise it made you a stronger,better person. Well anyway...that shit works for me:kiss

lil dub ·

thanks mick, very nicely said.
but i think i am just going to enjoy being single for a while, concentrate on the things that are important to me and give the whole romance thing a miss.
and as for the type 3....well.....keep an eye on the "buying, selling, swapping" section.......

Tazz ·

:o:o:o:o




Why???????


I hope your Buying!!!!



Tazz

vanderaj ·

Tazz,

you still breeding?

Thorun, there's always a type 3 around somewhere. They are like the slightly unloved rural cousin with an odorous rash. I can't get rid of mine.

Then again, men are much better than a rash. We can open stuff.

Andrew

vanderaj ·

Except for last week when I couldn't open a sauce jar. Monica (my cat minder) managed it in a few seconds. I think I need to go to the gym more.

MikeM ·

hmmm. She has quit smoking..... that would make here more attractive and therefore more likely to become romatically involved.....

Jay_1965vw ·

Thorun Chicky - I'm with ya. Stay single, tis much easier on the heartache :-\

Boozer ·

Evil? I'm not evil!




















much.:thumb good luck on the hunt!

vwombat ·

ever wake up and log on to the forum only to think "oh my GOD i posted something really dumb on there last night?????????????"
happens to me all the time (and homebrand baja i suspect, and probably wombat too heheheh)
M'dear! I'll have you know, I stick to all my posts. They are thoroughly researched, spell checked, edited, and posted with utmost sincerity and seriousness.

You know, your bod's gonna tell your brain at some stage - I NEED SEX YOU SELFISH BASTARD!!! We'll see where your high falutin' morals are then libidowoman!

As for Duck's idea, I know I'd be a lesbian if I were otherwise plumbed. Men suck! Absolutely! I know something on the subject what with being one and all. Every one of them is shit (me included). Still, it must be fun to be a woman and use those feminine wiles to make us jump through hoops and drive us crazy.

But really, when this all blows over i.e. the emotions, you'll probably make a better choice next time. I know you could have made a better choice in dub, but you've probably learned from that too... (Sorry, thought a little shit stirring might take your mind off it).



:birthday

vwombat ·

Wow - greatness and humility all in one package! Bami sure is one very lucky girl!

BTW Wasssup Jay? I thought you'd be knocking 'em back with a stick after the great love thread action. And now you're all bitter and twisted... Hasn't Frenzix just reurned your faith in manhood with his words of wisdom? I mean, "case closed" is a pretty solid arguement.

BiX ·

so I wonder is the type 3 for sale yet?

vwombat ·

C'mon - it's probably as flaky as its owner. Do you really need that type of grief?

Sorry Thor. Punch me next time!