On my way home through Moore Park in Sydney i'm patiently waiting in a huge line of cars waiting to cross Southern cross drive. This is a sod of a place for traffic as lanes merge etc.
Anyway i sitting there and this guy comes roaring along the right lane which is a turn right lane only and stops along side me , puts his indicator on a starts to move over and cut me up. As i'm in a big van i just rolled forward , gave the guy a "whats your problem" look and blocked him from cutting in. Next thing he's standing on his horn and shouting at me to let him in. I wound my window and told him he was cutting in like everyone does and told him to pull his head in. Next thing i know he's jumped out of his car with a steering lock lock in his hand and is running over to my van like a crazed looney!!
The lights turn to green and i slowly pull away from this guy thats standing in the middle of the road. This is the funny bit.
The guys not standing in the middle of the road , he's running back to his new Vectra just as it rolls backwards and bounces off a 4x4 thats behind him!!! Absolutely pissed myself laughing and just as i'm crossing the main road a traffic cop happily cruises past me in the direction of my man with the steering lock!! Now thats funny!!! Freakin tossers!!
Freakin Nutters!!! We all know that you don't mess with big white vans! Rang my boss and explained straight away as it it's a cert that the guy will complain to Head Office! Boss was cool so alls good!
Dan 馃檪馃榾:P:thumb
[Edited on 10-6-2004 by dannyboy67]
Bizarre 路
heh heh heh........ you cruel mean man!!!
XXX-1.8T 路
hahaahahaahahaahaahahaahahaah:party
lil dub 路
LMAO
thats insane.
freaking weirdo's with steering locks chasing at you........thats really funny (just glad it was me he was running at)
lil dub 路
WASN'T me......sorry, typo --- i'm glad it wasn't me he was running at.....or i would have peed my pants (and had to explain that to the boss as well)
BiX 路
that is bloody funny!!!!
ducky 路
sounds like the guy was a true nutter
wacked1 路
karma
Dannyboy 路
It's Sydney, full of head bangers! Say no more!
Dan馃槑
RISKY^VW 路
geez there are some wankers around!
most live in Sydney or melbourne 馃榾
KOM123 路
Gold :thumb
Boozer 路
he he that's really funny, instead of telling him what's what I would've turned my stereo up and pretended i couldn't hear him..."WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! OH! YOU LIKE MY VAN?" and so forth. I could really see this sort of thing happening to me except I would be much more rude eg. give em the finger and pull faces.:thumb
fetid_swamp 路
acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road & then vacated the area.....
"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)
ha ha ha.
DubCrazy 路
ahhhhh makes you feel like your back in good old england huh dannyboy....lol
steff............
pod 路
the last bit was funny, but isnt there some mad geezers in old sydney town these days馃檨
I usually have the same thing (without the nutter) in my 4wd till my bullbar starts getting closer then they decide to pull there head in:P
Kruizin_76 路
ahhahaha sweet justice,
tonight i was checking out a camper when a bloke walked up to my bus,
obviously had about a million beers, asked for a lift down to the south end of the gold coast, i was going north, i said no, he go the shits then mooned me point blank near the passenger door, as i was dirving away he then jumped onto my from bumper as i was starting to drive, before i knew it I HAD A NAKED ARSE STARING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDSCREEN, i booted it and flung him off, talk about freakin weirdos around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just to put in my 2 yen!!!!!!
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
fetid_swamp wrote:acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road & then vacated the area.....
"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)
ha ha ha.
wee-wee, armed nutters and bums, wat is this place coming to? And I felt bad about some of the posts i made.
"Phew"..... keep on postin this is hilarious :thumb
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
oh btw... to-lllld u ud regret postin dat wee-wee gurl.....馃榾 hehehehehe! (ok pwomise I will say no more 馃槑 .. cept ..u shuld do as i did and invest in some depend maxi's and say nuffin...),, sorry 4 hijack danny, thats the best revenge one could hope 4!.lol.
[Edited on 10-6-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]
*did* 路
What's with people getting pissed off when they're the ones doing the wrong thing? I still remember that stupid lady at the servo yelling at me.
lil dub 路
fetid_swamp wrote:acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road & then vacated the area.....
"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)
ha ha ha.
jeezuz...........i bury my head in a book for a few days.........blissfully unaware that my toiletting habits are being discussed on the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes yes, good call fetid_swamp..............
heather, my dear sweet girl, get over it ------------- you haven't offended me -------------- you're posts are fine, just fine (in fact, if it weren't for you posting such weird crap, i would come off sounding far more of a freak than i already do................)
so keep up the inane posts homebrand_baja --------------- and stop freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talk about paranoia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thor aka wee_wee_grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
fetid_swamp 路
ha ha. from bad to worse.
so its a habit now is it. its an uncontrollable urge to take a leak outside...