People may have heard this on triple J. It's a song about the "f" word and it's many uses. It's very funny, but very rude as the "f" word is said many many times.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English Language today is the word F**k, out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", F**k is the only word that is referred to as the F-Word. It's the one magical word just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
F**k, as most words in the English language is derived from German the word "ficken", which means "to strike". In English F**k falls into many grammatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance, "John F**ked Shirley", as a intransitive verb, "Shirley F**ks.
Its meanings not always sexual it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the F**king work", as part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too F**king much", as an adverb enhancing and adjective, "Shirley is F**king beautiful".
As a noun, "I don’t give a F**k", as part of a word, "abso-F**king-lutely" or "in-F**king-credible" and as almost every word in a sentence "F**k the F**king F**kers".
As you must realise there aren’t too many words with the versatility of F**k, as in these examples describing situations such as:-
Fraud : "I got F**ked at the used car-lot"
Dismay: "Oh F**k it"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really F**ked now"
Aggression: "Don’t F**k with me buddy"
Difficulty: "I don’t understand this F**king question"
Inquiry: "Who the F**k was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don’t like what the F**k is going on here"
Incompetence: "He's a F**k up"
Dismissal: "Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go F**k yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech it will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly - F**K YOU!
GL1972 ·
That DJ loser has just put his smarmy git nancy boy disco music behind a relatively old (but very funny) WAV file that did the rounds on e-mail about 3 years ago. He didn't even remove the classical music background of the original.