A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,she
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy
bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor,cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention
this to him,and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes
off
and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"
The guy says.........
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
jenz58 路
It's kinda bad... and I have read it before...a teddy bear lover sent it to me..I don't think he thought about how I might interpret it...:duh 馃榾
Alex Holzl 路
hahahha!! 馃槈
jenz58 路
"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
"I've yada yada'd sex."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
"But you yada yada'd over the best part."
"No, I mentioned the bisque."
- George, Elaine, and Jerry, in "The Yada Yada"
jenz58 路
Yada Yada isn't bad....How many people say it now????? Sorta become an every day term...yada yada...:blah:blah
killakornkobb 路
most people iknow are sane jen.. and they dont say yadda yadda :|
jenz58 路
Yeh...yada yada....:thumb
DubCrazy 路
Blah Blah
vern74 路
yep yep yep
vwtyp2 路
D'oh
Alex Holzl 路
mmm ooooh
jenz58 路
:duh
Alex Holzl 路
馃檪
barls 路
jenz58 路
Hey barls.....yada yada yada......blah blah blah
Craig Torrens 路
Yawn.................................blah blah.
Alex why "Kill Joke People",what did they do to you :jesus
Alex Holzl 路
hahah didnt even notice its ment to be KILLA!!! lol
jenz58 路
:vader
jenz58 路
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then
tell him to pick only one.