Ken and Barbie Break up....SEE I told you.....they sold their story....typical!!
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In an incredible turn of events and after 43 years of marriage, Ken, of Ken and Barbie, announced today that he would finally leave Barbie.
"It's been a good marriage," stated Ken, "however, I've been living a lie all my life! Do you understand that? I can't take it any more! I'm a homosexual! Yes! Gay! I'm out of the closet. I'm going to live my life now and be myself!"
Rumors have been flying around for years that Ken was actually gay, however, his manager has always denied all these rumors always stating, "Look, he's married to a gorgeous woman. How can he be gay?" However, he has never been seen kissing Barbie, and, after 43 years of marriage, they never produced a child.
And you also must remember Barbie was modelled on a German bondage doll all those years ago. He probably couldn't handle her, did I see Miss Wippy & Bondage before, very appropriate :P
lobus ·
Grey 57 wrote:Heres a pic you giys will luv.
good one grey....
not that I am a pedant, but it is lobus...
nuthin upper case on this baby only lower and lower...