How do you get an elephant into a VW?
Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
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http://home.ptd.net/~dendebe/jdir/elephant.htm
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VWFREAK ·
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The worst joke I\'ve ever heard
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lulu94 ·
sounds like an email i got about, how do youput a giraffe in the fridge, then a elephant, some weird iq test thing.
Danielle
Danielle
tracash242 ·
hitler made three bombs,the vone,the vtwo,and the vw,,😀 a joke i heard at the daily waters hotel,
Da Wiz ·
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
Da Wiz ·
How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW bug parked outside it.
There's a VW bug parked outside it.
aggri1 ·
Yeah these are pretty bad.:repuke
lobus ·
Da Wiz wrote:How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW bug parked outside it.
or the footprints left in the butter....boom boom.
Menangler ·
And what has wings but can't fly?,
A dead bird.
A dead bird.
jenz58 ·
What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
Heavy stuff!!!
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
Heavy stuff!!!
killakornkobb ·
how do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first so you can see the expression on it;s face :|
Feet first so you can see the expression on it;s face :|
jenz58 ·
...even heavier stuff!!
killakornkobb ·
it gets better...
how do you get a baby OUT of a blender?
Doritos
how do you get a baby OUT of a blender?
Doritos
jenz58 ·
...sick!!
killakornkobb ·
i do my best 🙂
amazer ·
Whats pink and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
silver ·
The worst joke ever...
Whats the difference between a pimple and a priest
Whats the difference between a pimple and a priest
silver ·
Sorry bout this......................
silver ·
A pimple will only come on a teenagers face.......
silver ·
I said sorry
Oasis ·
What do you call a fly with no legs????
A walk.
What's green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree???
A billiard table.
A walk.
What's green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree???
A billiard table.
HotRodMatt ·
Reminds me of another....What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
Guy takes his inflatable doll back to the adult shop. Says to the guy, "this thing keeps going down on me!"
Shop assistant say back, "I'll give you double what you paid for it!"
jenz58 ·
lol....😀
That's a good one...
That's a good one...
CoopGirl ·
Here's on in the spirit of the olympics......
How do they seperate the men from the boys in Greece??
With a crowbar!!! (Hope I didn't offend)
hahahahahahaha:thumb
How do they seperate the men from the boys in Greece??
With a crowbar!!! (Hope I didn't offend)
hahahahahahaha:thumb
Oasis ·
Q. Where do you weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere Over The Rainbow
A. Somewhere Over The Rainbow
amazer ·
what do you get when you cross a dolphin and a hippo.
a flipperpotomous
a flipperpotomous
DoNkEy ·
Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread ofcourse
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread ofcourse
KruizinKombi ·
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
To trip low-flying canaries...
To trip low-flying canaries...
VWFREAK ·
Q. Whats easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of eggs.
A. A truck full of babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on eggs.lol
I know it's a bit sick.
An oldie bu a goodie. :repuke
A. A truck full of babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on eggs.lol
I know it's a bit sick.
An oldie bu a goodie. :repuke
Gibbo ·
This is the best joke in the world, bar none.....
Whats brown and sticky
A Stick....
Whats brown and sticky
A Stick....
barls ·
whats worse than 10 babies in a bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
1 baby in 10 buckets
zac_smits ·
what's red and scratches at the window\????
a baby in the microwave 😀😀
a baby in the microwave 😀😀
oval TOFU ·
Why did Mary fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms
Coz she had no arms
oval TOFU ·
I had to repeat to myself 3 times before i got it... lolOasis wrote:Q. Where do you weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere Over The Rainbow
twoguns ·
how do you stop a baby swinging on a clothes line?
with a shovel!
with a shovel!
frenzix ·
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by a piano
What is the worst thing to find under your pillow in the morning?
A Chinese Restaurant
How do you make a sausage-roll?
Push it
Because it got hit by a piano
What is the worst thing to find under your pillow in the morning?
A Chinese Restaurant
How do you make a sausage-roll?
Push it
frenzix ·
DoNkEy wrote:Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread ofcourse
hahaha
frenzix ·
lobus all yours are making me giggle like a little schoolgirl
kombibob ·
two circus animals were eating a clown one turned to the other and said does this taste funny to you?
SteveMk2 ·
Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Sorry.
The stick joke is one of my faves, too.
Someone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Sorry.
The stick joke is one of my faves, too.
buzzbug ·
whats big yellow and sits on the bottom of the pool?
a bulldozer!
a bulldozer!
zac_smits ·
wanna hear the funniest joke ever...
frenzix is a little schoolgirl....
frenzix is a little schoolgirl....
Starbug ·
where did napoleon keep his armies?
......
in his sleevies!!
......
in his sleevies!!
Starbug ·
whats big, white and floating down the river?
A fridge. :duh
A fridge. :duh
Starbug ·
why did the koala fall out of the tree?
because a fridge hit it.
why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
because it got hit by the first one on the way down.
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.
because a fridge hit it.
why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
because it got hit by the first one on the way down.
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.
Starbug ·
i must say that these all these jokes are particularly crap, so well done to everyone :P
type1ute ·
whats the worst thing you can do to your partener while having sex???
ring them and tell them about it
ring them and tell them about it
squizy ·
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Half a worm.
Squiz....
Half a worm.
Squiz....
buzzbug ·
Whats better than winning gold at the para olympics?
Walking.
Walking.
VWFREAK ·
Lee, thats a shoker.lolbuzzbug wrote:Whats better than winning gold at the para olympics?
Walking.
Da Wiz ·
That is absolute gold! AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahabuzzbug wrote:Whats better than winning gold at the para olympics?
Walking.
squizy ·
How do you annoy someone?????
😉
Squiz.....
😉
Squiz.....
frenzix ·
squizy nice avatar.. nice blue burning veedub logo 😉
Chewy ·
What did the blind, dumb and deaf person get for christmas? ?
Cancer
Cancer
Special Air Service ·
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the umpire was blowing fouls on the other side.
Because it heard the umpire was blowing fouls on the other side.
squizy ·
I have no idea what happened to my avatar. Yesterday it was 3 pics, today it's grown. Pod's hosting it for me so maybe he's made some changes to it. :duhfrenzix wrote:squizy nice avatar.. nice blue burning veedub logo 😉
Squiz.....
Special Air Service ·
Did you hear about the brown paper cowboy ? He had a brown paper hat ,brown paper shirt , brown paper pants , brown paper boots , brown paper guns , and a brown paper horse, guess what they arrested him for ???
Rustling
Rustling
Oasis ·
What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable kid in the inflatable school??
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let your whole school down..."
[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Oasis]
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let your whole school down..."
[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Oasis]
Oasis ·
What's green, has 6 legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A Billiard table.
A Billiard table.
zac_smits ·
haha i actually like some of these :P:P
BLUE_62 ·
they are that lame they are f**ken hilarious. :duh 😎
Starbug ·
Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."
Starbug ·
Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?
The psycho path
The psycho path
Starbug ·
what do giraffes have that no other animal has?
baby giraffes.
baby giraffes.
Starbug ·
btw... if you want really lame jokes go to:
http://www.rinkworks.com/jokes/
the lamest jokes on the planet.
http://www.rinkworks.com/jokes/
the lamest jokes on the planet.
buzzbug ·
two cows standing in a paddock.
one looks to the other and says "are you afraid of this mad cow disease going around?"
The other cow looks at the first cow and says "why should i worry, I'm a chicken"
one looks to the other and says "are you afraid of this mad cow disease going around?"
The other cow looks at the first cow and says "why should i worry, I'm a chicken"
Oasis ·
A young bull and a wise old bull are walking along the top of a ridge when they see a field of cows grazing in the distance. The young bull says, "Let's run down the hill as fast as we can and root a couple of cows.." to which the old bull replied, "No, lets slowly walk down the hill and root ALL of the cows.."
buzzbug ·
how do you get 100 cow in a church hall?
put up a bingo sign out the front.
put up a bingo sign out the front.
Oasis ·
What has 50 balls and screws old women?
Bingo
Bingo
Oasis ·
How did Napoleon die???Starbuggy wrote:where did napoleon keep his armies?
......
in his sleevies!!
He was blownaparte
zac_smits ·
^^^
rofl!!
rofl!!
57kombi ·
Whats white and cant climb tree's
A fridge.
Cheers
Dave
A fridge.
Cheers
Dave
Special Air Service ·
A sausage and an egg where in a frying pan , the egg turns to the sausage and says "its getting hot in here" and the sausage says "fuck its a talking egg"
56astro ·
Why do African elephants have big ears??
Cause Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
Cause Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
scottbugged ·
whats worse, a dead puppy on your piano, or a sick pussy on your organ.
VDU.88A ·
A duck walks into a pet shop and asks the shop assistant do u have any ducks feet
shop assistant replys no
the next day duck walks in pet shop and asks do u have any ducks feet
shop assistan replys no
the next day duck walks in pet shop and asks do u have any ducks feet
shop assistant replys no and if u ask again im going to nail your feet to the floor
the next day duck walks into pet shops and asks
do you have any nails
shop assistant replys no
so duck says in that case do you have any ducks feet
shop assistant replys no
the next day duck walks in pet shop and asks do u have any ducks feet
shop assistan replys no
the next day duck walks in pet shop and asks do u have any ducks feet
shop assistant replys no and if u ask again im going to nail your feet to the floor
the next day duck walks into pet shops and asks
do you have any nails
shop assistant replys no
so duck says in that case do you have any ducks feet
vern74 ·
Is it bad that I have larfed at most of these !!!!!