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What level of hell are you going to?

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/27430/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to

amazer ·

I'm off to level 6.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Edited on 16-8-2004 by amazer]

buzzbug ·

level 3 for me

[Edited on 16-8-2004 by buzzbug]

barls ·

is there a test to go with this or is it where we believe we will go cause if its the later ill be there ruling the place from the level 9 after my behavior here

HotRodMatt ·

Other than the facts that Dante was suffering severly from scurvy when he dreamed up the Devine Comedy and levels of Hell and that it doesn't exist anyway...

I would say Level 6.

Us athiests have nothing worse to look forward to than a good dirt nap and the caresses of worms.

[Edited on 16-8-2004 by HotRodMatt]

amazer ·

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

oops

barls ·

ok so i was 1 off in my estimate so revised level 8

[Edited on 16-8-2004 by barls]

penguin ·

Only level two 😉:duh:duh

bertie_beetle ·

can i apply for a mangerial position?

buzzbug ·

argh crap

no more level 3
after the test i'm going to level 7

CoopGirl ·

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

barls ·

ill wave as i go past to the 8th

jenz58 ·

Level 6 after today!!!!!! 😀

silver ·

I scored an 8 Hmmm.

vanderaj ·

Apparently Level 7 is for me. Dante must have hated fat dudes who like to partay a little ... too much.

Andrew

barls ·

silver wrote:I scored an 8 Hmmm.
ill see you there mate

speedster356 ·

Save me a seat in The City of Dis (extreme- level 6), I'll be a bit late in........
:beer

silver ·

barls wrote:
silver wrote:I scored an 8 Hmmm.
ill see you there mate
You me and John Howard

barls ·

silver wrote:
barls wrote:
silver wrote:I scored an 8 Hmmm.
ill see you there mate
You me and John Howard
waaaahooo my three favourate people :P:P:P:P

Boozer ·

strangely i'm in Purgatory...

barls ·

it must be broken then boozer

MickH ·

:bounce:bounce WOOHOO!!! I'm going to be molested at level 2!!!! Can't wait to get there.....🙂

dodge ·

level 7... hhmmm.... :alien

KruizinKombi ·

Hmmm, it seems I'm Lustfull.... tell me something I didn't know!! :bounce

Oasis ·

I Am the Seventh Level of Hell

"Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level".

WOW! All this, even though I studied theology. I must have failed one of the exams...

jenz58 ·

I actually just did the test...the other was where I thought I would be..Heretic

Where I'm at

High on Level 1 Virtuous Non- Believer....Well I'm interested in comparative religion....I think by answering positive to pagan....I instantly become a non-believer...this is so highly weighted to strong Catholic/Chrisian teachings!!!! :jesus

but seeing I also scored High On being Lustful (well duh!!) I'm sentenced to Level 2....I'm lustfully in limbo and loving it!!!! :thumb

Spook ·

Level 6 - Extreme.
I never expected anything less...........😎

[Edited on 16-8-2004 by Spook]

baybuscamperkid ·

level 8 WOOHOO! looks like Im joinin the Veedub party down there:thumb😎

barls ·

welcome to level 8 with silver, little john and myself

vw54 ·

Shittt i only got ot Level 2 something must be wrong

Peter Leonard ·

another 7 here.
still sounds like more fun than my 21st 😠

jenz58 ·

Level 2 should have interesting parties though Dave!!! 😉 😉

aggri1 ·

I'll see you in level six amazer and jenz! Very high in heretics, I reckon that's cool, 'cause I'm not a fan of superstition.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

... dirt nap and worms for me too actually ...:party

[Edited on 18-8-2004 by aggri1]

pyr0 ·

WAhooooo level 8 here i come fella's another dubber to the mix :P

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

ratty 63 ·

...4th level - is that all!:duh

R

Bizarre ·

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis



Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


Anyone got to level 9 yet???

amazer ·

I wonder what the views are like from level 6????

jenz58 ·

....wonder were the name City of Dis came from.....?

Made up of people who don't believe in dis or dat?....Sorry...bad joke..:blush

Wow the City of Dis in Dante's Inferno is heavy going...

...
"Down to the bottom of this sorry pit
Do any ever climb from the first level
Where the only punishment is severed hope?"

This question I put to him; he replied,
20 "Rarely it happens that any one of us
Makes the journey I am making now.

"True, once before I was here below,
Conjured by that heartless Erichtho
Who summoned shades back to their own bodies.

"Shortly after I’d been stripped of flesh
25 She made me enter inside that same wall
To draw a soul back from the zone of Judas.

"That place is the lowest and the darkest
And the farthest from all-encircling heaven.
30 I know the pathway well, so rest assured.

...
"That one there on the left is Megaera,
And on the right is Alecto, wailing;
Tisiphone is in the middle." He ceased.

With her nails each one tore at her own breasts,
50 Thrashed with her hands, and shouted out so loud
That in dread I drew closer to the poet.

"Bring on Medusa! We’ll turn him to stone!"
They all screeched out together, staring down;
"We ill revenged the raid of Theseus!"
.....

Some light reading...😀

http://www.donaldnewman.com/dante/divinecomedy/inferno/TableofContents.html

[Edited on 18-8-2004 by jenz58]

[Edited on 18-8-2004 by jenz58]

HotRodMatt ·

Having studies dante in some depth here is the easiest was I can explain the nomenclature of the City of Dis.

The City of Dis actually represents all the levels from 6 to 9. In these levels the more serious sins are punished.

This is one of the names of Pluto, the classical king of the underworld. As he amalgamates classical and contemporary mythologies throughout the poem it can be understaood that Dis, for Dante, is king of the ammalgamated classic and christian hell. Therefore by continuing Dante's logic Dis is used to reckon both Lucifer and the lower circles of hell.

As anyone who has read the poem will know, the classical poet Virgil leads Dante on his journey through hell. Virgil made reference to Dis in his epic the Aenid.

So those who landed in circles 6, 7, 8 or 9 - you can be safe in the knowledge that you are within the well protected walls of the City of Dis. In the poem the demons guarding the gate would not even let Virgil and Dante enter (they have good taste). however, as anywhere you are never safe from god-botherers - for angelic messengers descended and threw the gates open for Dante and Virgil.

vw54 ·

Jen

i have re submitted the test and come up with an 8

Ah thats much better

jenz58 ·

What is this 'Malebolge'.......an all guy thing??? :alien

I'm getting worried here!!! 😉

HotRodMatt ·

That means "pockets". There the "sinners" are placed in little bowls surrounded by earth.

literally it means evil pockets or pouches....

jenz58 ·

.....lol.......say no more!!!:duh 😉 :P 😀

ducky ·

I'm the gatekeeper

penguin ·

Ahhh

but who is the key master???????????????????????

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

:bounce:bounce party on 8..party on 8....lol

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

we gunna get whipped by horned demons, hang with pimps and theives, party with a big huge stone dude, wallow in human excrement, get wrapped in snakes, have a group leprosy scab scratch off competition then get beaten with a big hammer.... yeahhhhh, sounds like a good night out to me... do we get free drinks with our meal?????


:bounce:bounce

barls ·

nice of you to join the party $2

Jay_1965vw ·

Oh dear...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

pod ·

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

aggri1 ·

Oh yeah! Two more sixers, blue74l and Jay. Maybe the eighters will come party on our level sometime too!:beer:party😀

amazer ·

Is there secure parking in hell?

Starbug ·

7th level it is for me... i'll bring a bottle and some nibblies 😀

its funny how they ask you if you believe in an afterlife tho :P