Kiwis need aussie condoms

Kiwi Birth Control
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Hillen, its the hilth munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!
I've just received word thet the Durex factory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of theweek."
"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
"We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad . . . Britain?"
"No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
"What about Australia?"
"Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck. You call JohnHoward - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms: 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and every one . . .
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM

hey get this. dead serious man. my girlfriend is a kiwi and she and her friends use to buy boxes of 300 condoms from the family planning association for the grand total of three bucks a pop!!!!!! no sh#t!!!!!
the pill use to cost three bucks for three months too!!!! this was only last year!!!! she says it was due to NZ girls being easy and having a high rate of teen pregnancy......it just blew me away when i found out, scared me a little too!!!! hahaha 🙁🙁😊blush:duh:duh

I am a pom and they have the same system in the uk, easy, lol, :duh,

the sheilas in Kiwiland are so ugly, they have to provide some kind of incentive to get them rooted.

no offense to any NZ friends


actually, i take that back, i do intend to offend

heheheheheh.....New Zealanders...LOL