10,848 posts and I bet every single one of them has brought more meaning to his life. - Wanker!
There must be a name for a group of wankers. Geese are a gaggle, Whales live in a pod... *thinking*
I know "A Pen of Wankers" or a "Post of Wankers" or a "Thread of Wankers".
Must be getting late. Wonder how much havoc I can cause to their little world.
The Bronze.
Midlife crisis ·
There is just no hope for some people.
You can see right through them they have no substance and no life
Spook ·
I might be gay! Perhaps I've only got the 5 kids to hide it........:blush
Robo ·
Thats alright, most of those tossers are probably frustrated sex change victims. And Ill bet they suffer from the little dick syndrome! you know little dick big car!
Rob...😎
Freddie Fender ·
They drive Hondas and think they're cool. Little Dick syndrome, low IQ and lack of life experience.........Bunch of Merchant Bankers.........
penguin ·
hey bronze,
maybe the word for a group of them is a 'wad'?
mabe a 'waste'... but in their case, no its not!!
Bugged Again ·
I think it is pretty much true what they are going on about.
the new beetle is a pretty femanine car and I bet there is a higher percentage of women driving them than men.
Mind you a turbo cahrged Oettinger special would be pretty manly😎
buzzbug ·
there is one saying that i stnad by with VW's
They are the car for someone with nothing to prove.
vwtyp2 ·
I like that one buzz
it's funny 'cos it's true
BiX ·
mabye someone should join and put put up some posts?
ratty 63 ·
I'd consider joining too - just to cause mayhem... on second thoughts, I don't want to catch anything :repuke
R
nbturbo ·
I tried many times to register but wont accept my email address as being guenuine???
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
😀 ahahahaha.........ya bunch of woofters! *said in an arrogant elitist tone as I am a fem!*lol. First it's pick on watercooled, now this.. a test of vw masculinity.............. post up some piccies of the buggies and bajas...pfffrrrtt. :duh Invite them over here... we could shock them into submission with our weird and wonderfully diverse ways...... post up some ugly mugshots of yourselves.... they will soon eat thier words regarding gayness!:puke lol Infact capture a few and give them some vw therapy clockwork orange style 😉 I suggest the benny hill theme music for background ambience.... :beer
Spook ·
How's it go?
Not all poofters are hairdressers, but all hairdressers are poofters.....😎
lil dub ·
bah! who freaking cares?????????? judging somebody's sexuality by the kind of car they drive....? bah!
judging somebody's penis size by their car? now we're talking!!!!!
so in terms of all those tiny little beetles you guys drive....well.....i'm guessing your alll................um..............:duh
(ok. big fast car = tiny pee pee.
tiny little vw = humungo?????)
ANYWAY.
dont know where that leaves kombi dirvers though.....
i'll shut up right about ....now.
aggri1 ·
lil dub wrote:dont know where that leaves kombi dirvers though.....
Hrrrmph!
I drive a volksy:
* I've got nothing to prove (fastest, who cares?! Hello, speed limits!)
* I'm more interested in having fun (mmm, take that lowered integra to the beach over potholes with four good friends and all yer gear!)
Yay bugs 'n' busses.
I think we should just ignore them other loosers; their antics make themselves feel better about themselves.
lil dub ·
trust you to reply to that one drew :puke
BiX ·
reply? what reply, i think you are going mad!!!
mwhaaa, mwhaaa, as only I can!
lil dub ·
uh oh..... !!!!
mental note to self: when the subjects invovles boys, gay-ness, penis size STAY THE FREAK OUT OF IT.
argh. i sense some weirdness ot there. oh shit. should have kept my mouth shut.
It ok we will forgive you. Just make sure you behave yourself, ur stepping into the world of the mysterious males, where thisgs don't appear like you think they will :o:duh
[Edited on 30-9-2004 by BiX]
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
:blush thorun said peepee..........:blush stay well away from it thor,, you will never live it down,, at present the stalkers have been relatively harmless... you remember what u said bout karmic chewwie??? don't go down peepee avenue,, it will only lead to trouble... :puke esp in here 😉 lol
pete wood ·
freakin ricers,
one of the guys listed subs and window tinting in his 'modification' specs. both nice, but their not real mods.
I think he'd list having a brain in his 'accessory' list but obviously hasn't bought one yet.
sounds like none of them has realised Acura is a marketing name used to suck stupid yanks into buying bland jap cars.
p.s. hondas are well engineered but they have the inspiration of boiled potatoes. :o
these have got to be some of the guys i use to know when i was down at cerberus in vic. they were all like this and one told me that my car was crap, but he had a starlet with 17" rims, 2 huge subs and a coffee tin exhaust. so i challaged him in the little 1700 bug and not only did i beat him but he stalled it.
The_Bronze. ·
...if what you say is true,
mabey I need a smaller car :blush
The Bronze.
He he - My boss drives a 4WD! 😀
ratty 63 ·
04 perl black. black int. tinted windows. auto, rubber tl floor matts and trunk mat. no nav
tinted windows, rubber floor mats and trunk mat????!
ha ha ha ha ha, these guys NEED to go and get a life - rubber floor mats - I'm laughing so hard I nearly puked :puke
Indeed there are some sad individuals out there - my car has more 'cool' in one wheel nut than their entire car. OMG :duh
R
ratty 63 ·
04 perl black. black int. tinted windows. auto, rubber tl floor matts and trunk mat. no nav
tinted windows, rubber floor mats and trunk mat????!
ha ha ha ha ha, these guys NEED to go and get a life - rubber floor mats - I'm laughing so hard I nearly puked :puke
Indeed there are some sad individuals out there - my car has more 'cool' in one wheel nut than their entire car. OMG :duh
R
Starbug ·
right, so when the acura boys post about hot honda chicks, they just post the chicks.
when the vw boys post about hot dubber chicks, they arent only posting about the female form, but also the sleek shapely lines of vw, in all their restored glory with the coolest aftermarket accessories...
they've probably all got fake boobs and an airbrush job, but at least you get to see some cool cars with the vw ones.
and the mods on my bug are so much more cooler than rubber floor mats... you know... like radio antenna, matching seat covers and wicked hardcore fully sick bug air freshner :P
1303Steve ·
Hi
We know why they need tinted windows and rubber floor mats, thats so knowone can see them spank the monkey and the mess just wipes up off the rubber mats.
Isnt it good to defend our wasser driving friends, insult 1 veedubber and you insult us all.
Steve
Starbug ·
Barls... good on you! what a wanker that guy was... and i wouldnt be bragging about having a fully sick car if i was a guy and drove a "starlet"
think about it
boersch ·
haha barls.
you learn to drive a VW properly and you can drive anything.. that guy can't even drive a bloody starlet without stalling bahahahahahaha
barls ·
learn to drive a lada niva and you can drive anything with wheels cause thats what i learned to drive in.
vwombat ·
ok. big fast car = tiny pee pee.
tiny little vw = humungo?????)
ANYWAY.
dont know where that leaves kombi dirvers though.....
It means we all have really tiny peepee's, but we go like the clappers. Not much difference between us and rabbits really. Does that solve that one you heartless icelandic vixen?
andrewh ·
pete wood wrote:freakin ricers,
one of the guys listed subs and window tinting in his 'modification' specs. both nice, but their not real mods.
One of the most amusing modifications I saw listed was "Performance gear knob". I think it was in a for sale ad.
I can understand if he'd changed the whole shifter, but gearknob?
Starbug ·
how does one aquire a performance gear knob?
what does a performance gear knob do exactly? does it help you shift quicker or does it have flashing lights or ....
Oasis ·
That's what he calls himself... "I'm a performance gear KNOB"
Boozer ·
i'm gonna join and create HAVOK!
Starbug ·
damn, so you get the tosser with the car?
hmmm... wouldnt mind a personal slave... not too interested in the performance gear knob though.
i wonder if he can wash dishes?
Skinnyboy ·
lol, this makes me laugh!
I own a 95 Prelude, standard but with a few "ahem" modifications, that Plod dosent need to know about.... On the Aussie site that I am a member we have some good people who genuinely love cars regardless fo the badge on the front, its the morons like on that Acura site that crack me up, its like a freaking Accord fellas, my nan drives an Accord!!!
Its all Vtec this, NOS that, 99.9% of the members are dreamers who spend their money on performance mods such as "Type R Performance car mats" and Mandrel Bent adjustable map lights!!!
Eejits!!! I drive performance cars everyday, and nobody bats an eyelid, drive a Beetle and everyone waves and wants to know about the little car!!
Thats why men who drive Beetles get the chicks, because they have a vocabulary that extends beyond three letter acronyms!
barls ·
Boozer wrote:i'm gonna join and create HAVOK!
i wil if you will boozer i could always ask about a turbo clutch. 😉😉:thumb
Boozer ·
i HAVE!
barls ·
ok my name shall be fully sic
DubCrazy ·
Unf**king real!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people have no idea do they, they close there minds(if they have on to start with) and bag out another make model etc becasue they are told its not "cool" to like it. The americans are one of the world worst for this as they have the opinon that "Bigger is better and nothing is as good as what they have"!!!!!!! well to this i say WAKE UP YOU BLIND FOOLS its all about the cars, it don't matter what make it is, what style it is, its down to the time,effort and care that you put into the car. I myself am a volks man all the way but i can see a car i hate(fords) and respect the work that someone has put into the car. i dont feel the need to bag them out just becase i dont like that style of car. Sure i will laugh at the idiots that think a window tint is a mod and have there neons etc hanging out everywhere and thinking it makes them go faster. This i will nevre understand but hey i am gay right? i am a man that drives volkswagons and have done all my life so my wife and kids are in for a rude shock now that this super clever man has worked it all out.... damn him and the plans of all us gay beetle drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh i am now on that site as me, i think this could be fun :vader
steff.................................
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
ooooowwwwaaaaahhhh.... did you read that post some feral dub chick posted.... man she scares me..... 😉 see yas in there... teeeheee!
BiX ·
Well done, just sledge them using slang.
I love the post, I thought you spoke english down there, look at how well the first post is worded?
Tazz ·
So do you get a Email to acctivate??
Tazz
StenGuns ·
OMG!! How funny..
Starbug ·
where are u posting guys?
i want a laugh!
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
:duh they appear easily confused in there....teehee
reminiscent of the old hanson's 'please explain'.........
I know my tinting has gone all crusty from the goo squirting all over the place from my oversized novelty penis....
bwahahahahahaaaaaaa.... :jesus
tazz...you will be informed via email once accepted, took a day or so... be patient 😉
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
gp to first post in thread starbuggy, link is there ... :bounce
BiX ·
Ok I think there seems to be a few nice posts on there. Mabye we should take the morral high ground. We shouldn't be sledging them about pigeon holing us and then pigeon holing them as all wankers. How about we just out smart them using slang they don't undersatnd and words (eg more than 3 lettrs) that don't know?
Tazz ·
You have to be Kidding!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tunaboy
When you tint your windows that means it's a rice burner. What a moron.
:End Quote
I got mine tinted.
What does tint have to do with exhaust??
Yeh right....
Tazz
[Edited on 5-10-2004 by Tazz]
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
BiX wrote:Ok I think there seems to be a few nice posts on there. Mabye we should take the morral high ground. We shouldn't be sledging them about pigeon holing us and then pigeon holing them as all wankers. How about we just out smart them using slang they don't undersatnd and words (eg more than 3 lettrs) that don't know?
wasn't pidgeon holing them all as wankers drew. just asked a legit q about tunaboys window tinting, in relation to my original post. I was asking why 'so many' had tinted windows,, not stating they all had window tinting. If you want to get in there on your moral horse by all means go for it, but quite frankly if a fishheaded riceboy is going to infer i am a prostitute then i will say whatever the funk I want. Why don't U hop on into the forum yourself and start preaching to them, instead of telling us what to do!😎
barls ·
good one all now finish them off
boersch ·
they say hondas are special because they have 'style' and 'class'... wtf!! every 2nd car new car looks the same anyway so what are they on about.
i'm sure if hitler were still alive they wouldn't be bagging out volkswagens so much
[Edited on 5-10-2004 by boersch]
ColumBUS ·
damn those guys dont have a clue
guys like us have realised that its not a burnout or a 10 second 1/4 mile that impresses chicks here (unless the chicks wear flannel, follow nascar and have obscenely oily mullets).
beetles, kombis, KG, etc, can all be summed up in two words; Unique Style.
so let em :cry about how they dont get laid, then bitch about us, we know whos gonna get laid soon... the easy honda driver who just picked up the mullet lady.
a fate worse than death...
Daniel - glad he doesnt drive a honda
twoguns ·
:blah :blah :blah...
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce
haha I got more negative points than you boozer!
:cry but now they have kicked me out,, i can't post anymore...awww boohoo................. 😉
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
:duh I don't know whether inferring BIGMAN was a closet homo, had anything to do with it???? *sighhhh* i was just repeating what he was saying, imitation is the biggest form of flattery isn't it??? :duh
BiX ·
heather after reading their last reply........... go of the groin!!!!!
ratty 63 ·
Hey $2.63 - you have a fairly large collection of red "we hate you" dots along side your posts...Well done!
Quite a funny read!
Shame that some of them don't live in the real world....
What more can I say but "Bring it out - I'll give you a run!"
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Our cars have more soul and personality in one wheel nut (or bolt as the case may be) than all their cars put together.
Doesn't take much to stir some of them up, does it?
R :thumb
vanderaj ·
Bigman is definitely a closet case.
When I owned hoonbug, I never had so many women talk to me about my car. In fact, it's the only car I've ever owned which people talk to me about it all the time, at least once a month.
I think if you drive the car you like, you're more "manly" for driving what the hell you please than some bozo who drives a huge truck around to please his peer group. I buy cars for me, not the homophobe in the next lane.
Unbelieveable that they're slamming another make. I like anybody who looks after their car and presents it nicely. I may not like V8's or dinosaur underpinnings of US cars, but they are very nice to look at. There was a bunch of Corvettes at Williamstown last weekend and every one of them was pristine and detailed to the hilt. Very impressive.
People like bigman are not real car enthusiasts. Ignore 'em.
Andrew
Boozer ·
Posted by Bigman "Hey Aussie fag, your car has no soul. Who the f**k cares about being in a buggie on the beach. I care about flossing and getting chicks. Do you even know what another woman feels like? Besides, talk about soul? My Trans Am has more soul than you than you have d**ks in your ass."
someone's gonna die.
[Edited on 6-10-2004 by Boozer]
Boozer ·
My reply:
Once again someone has to resort to foul language because they're too immature and don't know what they're talking about. I was waiting for this. "your car has no soul." "My Trans Am has more soul than you" How can a car designed in the 1930's and 40's and up untill recently was the most produced car in the world, and was still being produced up untill last year, have no soul? My car is 42 years old. nearly half a century. I wanna see your Trans AM in 42 years minus however old it is now. "Who the fuck cares about being in a buggie on the beach. " I do. As well as millions of others around the globe. I have the ability to go almost anywhere I want, when I want. you don't. My car hasn't even cost me a 1/8th of yours and I have the satifaction of knowing that the majority of work was done by me. Plus my car is unique. I don't think you would know the feeling of driving and owning a car that is one of a kind and you probably never will. I pity you. You that have such a close minded view of the world and everyone and thing in it. You believe that everything revolves around you and everyone else is wrong and ou are the best. wake up. relise that people don't have to like the same stuff as you, can do what they want, drive what they want how they want, without you giving them shit about it. I don't just drive my "buggie" on the beach. I regulary take it offroad and cover it in mud. My car has been offroad more times than the average 4X4. I care about my car and what I can do with it, NOT what someone like you thinks of it, I build my car for me. Obviously you don't care much for your car as it is just a disposable item made of plastic without care. As you said you only care about stuff like this- "I care about flossing and getting chicks." There is more to life than just that my disillusioned little friend. You'll probably reply to this with more insults and foul language. Grow up.
Julie-Anne ·
you know what - you'd get more engaging conversation talking to your average power drill...you are trying to talk to morons, and just reading it makes me want to take my own eyeballs out with a dessert spoon.
I don't waste time or effort on imbeciles who don't know what they are talking about and that's just what these guys are. Let them live in their little fantasy land. They'll always be f*ckwits and we'll always have VW's.
PurpleT3 ·
Reading that thread is hilarious.
If I'm not mistaken, Acuras are just Hondas? Not exactly what I would call the pinnacle of style and power.
As far as recycled parts goes - you've got to love that new GTO we have up here. Not too many Aussie recycled parts in that thing.
I thought the GTO was just a Monaro with a different badge and front end? They're made here. So really, the whole thing is full of recycled aussie parts.