with style and class, and no shortage of chewin tobacco and moonshine, heather has finally made it to custom title time. now we need suggestions for a suitably ratty title. something that reflects the gummy, yellow toothed spittoon pingin spam chawin hillbillical nature of the beast methinks 馃槈
congratulations, and may the chickenwire and gaffa tape hold your baja together foar at least another thousand thought-provoking and stomach churning posts
:thumb
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
hey, what a wonderful write up of mee-eee! lol. Dunno whether I like the idea of change though...*starts bashing head with frypan*...change scares me. the title wes gave me has worn in nicely, like a crusty hole filled pair of skuzzy dunlop volleys...has a certain pong, thats all my own..... but on flipside change is perhaps a good thing, and a person can really grow from a life altering upheaval..... Being the shy, unsure, indecisive soul I am, I don't have the confidence to think of one for myself.. the best i have conjured up thus far is 'Love godess from the chook shed' or 'Ms Spankypants' or 'Tickle me Spazmo'.... but I don't really think they are the right colour..............*sigh* life is already complex as is without yet another challenge..............hmmm 'Poo dribbler extroadinare' perhaps... someone do it for me-ee! :duh lol
56astro 路
u 2 should have your own room here
:duh
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
would that be the padded one? The last padded one was fun and all, but they stopped giving me crayons because i kept eating them........................:blush
Boozer 路
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:would that be the padded one? The last padded one was fun and all, but they stopped giving me crayons because i kept eating them........................:blush
:o:duh why doesn't this suprise me?
but then padded rooms ARE fun, especially if they're velcro and you're wearing one of those velcro suits and you stick to the ceiling and drop on the unsuspecting below....and crayons are good with clag glue too...
MS SPANKYPANTS! I'll second that, even tho it's heather's suggestion... also in the running would have to be 'deliverance girl' or possibly 'jerkyonryewithclag' although tha's more likely the name of an upmarket appetiser.
come on people.
heather fears change, lets give her a reason to fear it more 馃榾
ducky 路
Power to the sisters
Tazz 路
Damn.. we can change it every week!
This week... spankypants..... next week.... Ms Grumpybum...
Tazz
jenz58 路
Hey congratulations Heather!!
This title has to be so good....it has to reflect the standard of veedubber we have here 馃榾
'Deliverance Girl' has a good ring to it...a rawness ...d luv goddess of the Bayou
'd luv goddess from out back a Burke'
Padded rooms r fun.... try one... you don't get hurt as much
....and you got crayons Heather ...damn
*OK take me away and tie me up now boys...yes d padded room is good*
....hmmmmm :blush
Peter Leonard 路
i'm really not responsible for any of this :thumb
barls 路
"bar-b-quer of worlds" comes to mind along with a lot of other ones along similar lines
jenz58 路
BUT Peter you started it.....and encouraged it all....SO yes you are...and you're not that far off a custom title yourself...n Heather is going to pick it for you....AREN'T you Heather? 馃榾 :bounce :bounce
*OK ....yes..... take me back now...mmmmm...crayons....yes please* 馃槈
Peter Leonard 路
i still blame society for most of it :thumb
AND i'm holding onto ALL the crayons...
vwombat 路
Hey Heather! Sorry about being MIA for so long. The anklebiters are suckin' the life outta me!!!
How's about:
Wild Baja Tamer?
Runs on Hippy Blood? (You had to be there)
Brake fluid ingester?
Legless Lizard?
Or my personal fav - poobrain?
jenz58 路
That's naughty......I need the crayons.....well give me at least the black one...please....I like the black one it's nice..
It's definitely societies fault....always is 馃榾
n being a veedubber doesn't help...I was told a few times dat VW drivers are a bit warped/weird/different....n that's what distinguishes us from other car enthusiasts...well this thread is proving them right 馃槑
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
Peter Leonard wrote:i'm really not responsible for any of this :thumb
no go on that one methinks.. whilst I do dabble in a bit of heehaw lingo.. and i am fascinated by hillbillies,, I aint no pervert...馃槈 I don't fiddle with bot bot's thank you and don't really find animal noises a turn on!
hmmm and will you guys stop taking my crayons.... The red ones taste best but are always the first to go! :cry
Wombat has working in a non plastic filled environment stolen ur creativity? Whilst I do like the simplicity of 'Poobrain' I think you are capable of much more intense filth than that... You need to take a stroll thru toyworld and soak up some chemical enlightenment from the barbie isle...deep breath...."ahhhhh" 馃槈
hmmm my fav always has been 'vw pervie' but I used that one when calling frenzix names a while back... *sigh*
I just don't kno-owwww.... it's so much easier being rude to everyone else... as I like me.. I like me heaps n' heaps... :duh :kiss lol. Told you I was a perv! teehee
Peter Leonard 路
how about "I have a crayon lodged in my brain."
we can then debate the colour on a weekly basis. 馃榾
I want MORE suggestions!!!!!
like the "duchess of hazzard" ?
yeeehaww, daisy!!
fun fun fun :duh:cussing:blah馃槈:P
jenz58 路
d skanky perv goddess from d bayou...maybe?
I'm sticking to black...luv black...yes please
Peter Leonard 路
listen jenz, you've been told. NO crayons for you!
hey, i could be the crayon nazi....:thumb
56astro 路
sssttttoooooooooooppppppppppppppppp
stop it now!
Peter Leonard 路
that won't fit steve... come on... i mean really...:thumb
zac_smits 路
(geez....where there's oddity and craziness why do i always see jenz's name and that little avatar with two vw's in it...)
your a nutcase man..seriously hahaha
(i feel left out 馃檨 lol)
jenz58 路
zac...but you keep showing up too...we're as deviant as each other
.....you'd give me crayons wouldn't you.....black's good...peter's being a very mean crayon nazi ....I may have to change my preferences 馃檨
Hmmm...Heathers still Black Adders sister.....
Come on we have to find d right title for her....:bounce:bounce
zac_smits 路
i don't know any of these people lol...
i'm still in my own little world with my own supply of crayons.. i mean...ahh...
yeh, i don't know her..
zac:P:P
jenz58 路
She's laying low at the moment which is unusual....go back to the first page...or do a search for $2.63...she's a very sick puppy in the nicest way 馃榾
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
I am still around... just in middle of biz crap.. chained to my box of boredom... tap tap tappety tap.... having to write stuff for the ikky real world,, can't put words like peepee and poopoo into a biz plan... doesn't look good.....so i come in here and purge myself of all my evil dirtyness.....:puke bit like a compost heap,, but you wild animals lurve my crap scraps... go on admit it you perverted little buggers... you love it when I talk durty to you ... don't you.... teeheee....penis....teeheeeeeheee..vagina... *chucklechuckleSNORRRT*! :P (oops sorry that other thread has done funny things to me...I feel all tingly and exited...better go back to my work stuff before I explode!) :duh
Baja Wes 路
And I thought Blackadders sister was so appropriate. Maybe blackadders sister with a tinge of baldrick?
:P
lil dub 路
hmmmmm....
heather...............you know i love you.....and your skanky offspring.......but how to decide on a custom title that captures the essence of you......the smell, the humour, the grease under your nails, the ab-tronic gigle fests....????
argh????? its too hard.
um.
i like poobrain. its simple. its got that ikea minimalism to it. my suggestions....um....
moron goddess?
festy's slave?
erm.
gee. you'd think my brain would work better.
um.
argh.
i have nothing.
poo brain or baja scum
hush now jenz, you want me to spill the beans bout that forum i saw you hangin round the other day??? huh? huh? well dooyahhh?lol.... hey should see the giant wooden spoon i scored on ebay.. it's a bit stained from the jammaking,, but it's still good, barrrgggaaain, doubles as a paddle AND a wall hanging... 馃槈 teehee :sandrine
hey zac... google is good... look at all the things you can get for $2.63..................
i like the gravy granuels the best.. put in a bulk order....:duh
HAGO NOZZLES 10045H. HAGO 1.00 GAL 45* HOLLOW NOZZLE, $2.63
PLAST09. Plasticene Block Black. 1lb. $2.63.
REAPER 2021 TARA THE SILENT (FEMALE) $2.63. REAPER 2022 ELI QUICK NIGHT
$2.63. REAPER 2031 MICHELLE DANCING BLADES (FEMALE) $2.63
Bisto Gravy Granules 170g x 12 $2.63.
bottle bright red orange Price: $2.63. Golden Airbrush Colors 1 oz. bottle
napthol red light Price: $2.63.
Business Traveler Magazine Subscription: $2.63/issue only!
(these were the things that caught my attention :duh )
who woulda guessed hey? I am famous all these things named after me 馃槈 :P nighty night freakypeeps!:bounce
MickH 路
Baja Wes wrote:And I thought Blackadders sister was so appropriate. Maybe blackadders sister with a tinge of baldrick?
:P
I think more along the lines of QUEENY from Black Adder...."cut their heads off"hahahaha:P
vwombat 路
Took your advice Heather, but the Barbies just made me come out in a BIG rash. It makes after toilet wiping quite painful. Got any tips Thor? Anyway, to compensate, I've just made some Meth-amphetamine. That's what happens when you mix affordable spirits with panadol isn't it? I had to drink it, cause I couldn't get it to stay in a line. Now for the creative part...
How's about:
Crotchless undies ahoy!
(the Baja driver's war cry)
or,
Baja-ha-ha! (In reference to Heather's fav band - Kaja-goo-goo)
Sorry, the drugs don't seem to be working, and everythings getting dark. How long does that temporary blindness thing last anyway? Heather? You should know! It's homebrand Methylated Spirits. Tell me while I CAN STILL READ. Oops, too late!
I suppose I could go be a judge at a dub show now?
Best of show goes to... Festy!
Unfortunately I couldn't find Thorun's car for the judging. All the best parts of it are embedded in the sand at byron bay anyway. She gets extra points though for best modifications. The world's first lowered stunt Type 3 Baja. There you go: firm but fair!
Back to the new career now - whine - what have I done?
zac_smits 路
(zac stands back and watches with amusement at all the goings on in this thread...)
(i tried to get in but the glass panel separated us :P:P)
zac
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
hmmm,, Queenie. sounds a bit gay,,,, but i have to admit I did have a crush on the younger rick mayal... WROOF....... 馃槈
:cry I am not a BALDRICK wes.... lol.. you are a big baldrick yourself.. infact thats the kind of thing you expect to hear from a big old BALDRICK like yourself...... :P
mmmm no pannnntiiieeessss! yaayyy!
How's about Venus D VW......... Y? well caus when I see the big blue plastic clam shells in the toy section of Kmart.. I just can't help myself.. gotta rip my dud's off and hop right in,, rubbing myself whilst making dak dak noises... oh that and venus sounds like penis 馃槈
Venus Penis < hmm nah sounds like miriam
Penis Venus < no that's wrong too.. :blush
Venus Penis Spam < Nahhh thats just completely wrong... and has nothing to do with veedubs..... :o why did I look at that penis thread aaa-gaain... *sigh* poobrain is looking good methinks... :P
jenz58 路
lol...way too much information that time...d boyz will want to know which kmart you do this in if they don't already know..... and are probably pervin as they pretend to be looking at d barbie dolls.... and wearing big trench coats as pervs do 馃榾
venus and penis do rythm....rim...how d u spell it? :duh
So is a venus penis a clit?
Have we covered all rude words now? :blush
Peter Leonard 路
random rudey generator?
you could fill a clamshell with milo, and cover youself in plaster and then sit in it all in Kmart...i'll never look at milo the same way... and spam and penis should never be used in the same sentence. not even to say they shouldn't be used in the same sentence. and 'rubbing' and 'myself' and 'spam' and 'penis' and 'clit' are alllll words we should keep off the same page.
although as we're looking for the right title for 2.63, there are certain rules that need bending :thumb
i can't say i'm disappointed at the level this thread had descended to :duh
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
anything with rudey in the title gets the thumbs up from me... so does Forum Flasher.. 馃槈
hey I like ye-ew peter, lets get married and make spam babies together.
Literally.. babies made from spam.. no sex, just secret spam moulding ceremonies behind the garden shed 馃槈
B4 anyone says anything... he started the thread.. :P
jenz58 路
Hey it's spring still......that's what we're meant to be thinking about...and acting upon....it's all about.....continuing the species .....
OK we should forget the mustard and vinegar diet $2.63.....enough of our selfish self-gratification...馃槈
....but the responsibility is all yours ....I'm passed my use by date 馃榾
hmmmmm.....d title...... are we getting close to anything now....
Martyr 4 d cause
Peter Leonard 路
by pure wild coincidence i have just started my post doctorate in spam moulding... and my thesis was centered around artificial processes in manufactured meat reproductive mechanisms!!!!
i was thinking of doing it with most emphasis placed on garage laboratory systems, but the back shed sounds a bit more 'cutting edge'
so when do we start? I'll bring the latex gloves and the food dye.
'spam procreationist'
I still deny responsibility for the direction of this thread.
*points at someone in the background*:cussing
jenz58 路
lol....who Heather n muwah?!! I'm only continuing the flavour it started out with...n we've been influenced by forces beyond our control.....I blame it on d research findings....n we stopped being in denial
Latex gloves and food dye sound very adventurous....if not extremely deviant...;D
...so was your next title suggestion hidden amongst d information about your thesis?
I think the word 'deviant' has to be in Heathers title......getting back to the subject
Peter Leonard 路
'deviant rudey spam procreationist' may be a tad long. a bit of a mouthful. like a baby sized quantity of spam.馃槧
zac_smits 路
haha wtf???
lmfaorofl......or roflmfao
either one.
<insert naughty thoughts here>
there's a title for you..boring 馃檨馃檨
<12year old drsp>
<D.R.S.P>
(Good to see that our moderators take good care of the forums too....)
Zac
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:sandrine yooowhooo oh za-aac...You single? you wanna join my spam harem? I am collecting up all the single fellas on the forum for a spam jam!
actually, I have put some serious thought to the cult of spam and the spam babies movement. The posative response to the spam suggestion in this thread alone is overwhelming. I figure with hte help of peter and Jenz I can see a fantastic opportunity to wrought the welfare system.
Jenz as you were in nursing you perhaps have contact still with some down and out dodgey doc who would forge some birth certificates for us.
peter you can be my token male figure and manslave. You also know lots of big words so you can bamboozle the centrelink pub servs with your astounding brainpower.
i will assume token caring mummy role.
we shall create spam quads. At $3000 a pop we can split it 4 ways. 馃槈
as for the spam babies, well either they will have to be preserved . i.e. spam jerky and peter and I get a divorce and i claim sole parents pension,, then we split the diff 4 next 16yrs or so (mind you we could claim disability as the jerky gang will obviously be of the dwarf variety. or we can leave them in coles one day, go to the dairy isle, then return a few moments later witch screams of terror claiming the children have been kidnapped and a whole lotta spam was left in place... :puke
hmmm the lenghts I will go to to raise money for my dub astound even myself.... 馃槈
moderators?? where... oh you mean peter.. bwahahahaha?? he is in on it tew zac.... :P they're all sickko pervies in here anyhow, so don't worry about it! :bounce
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
ooh and Btw, as for milo.. well I figure we can dip thecrown of the spambabies heads in some milo powder, to create pseudo newborn fuzz! bit like coconut on a lamington...very realistic indeed,, cept it may melt a bit once the juices from the spam soak in to the milo... but I think a secong or third coat may work... dunno.. sugestions anyone??? 馃槈
Baja Wes 路
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:I am not a BALDRICK wes.... lol.. you are a big baldrick yourself.. infact thats the kind of thing you expect to hear from a big old BALDRICK like yourself......
yes my lord.
I'm probably closer to a percy than a baldric.
My Lord, I have a cunning plan.... I think blackadder is on the right track; here's some quotes, see which ones heather fits best.
Blackadder;
"Baldric, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'."
"Baldric, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles."
"Madam, without you, life was like a broken pencil...pointless."
"And in Genoa, 'tis now the fashion to pin a live frog to the shoulder- braid, stand on a bucket, and go 'Bibble' at passers-by."
A response to Baldrik asking for his mother; "Ah, yes. A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment."
"Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears! "
Queenie;
"Lord Percy, either you can Shut Up, Or you can have your head cut off."
"Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible? "
"'When the night is dark And the dogs go...'bark' When the clouds are black And the ducks go...'quack' When the sky is blue And the cows go...'mooo' Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you.'"
baldrick;
"You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?" Yeeees.... "Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit...'cos I won't ever shoot myself. .... And the chances of there being _two_ bullets with my name on them are very small indeed."
"yes my lord"
"I have a cunning plan ...."
"I was wondering if I might sleep on the roof, only the Town Bailiff says if I lie in the gutter I'll be flushed into the Thames with all the other turds"
"Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath. I _was_ saving it for myself, but if you'd like it..."
Peter Leonard 路
what a plan...
we should start looking to find somwhere where we can buy five gallon+ catering packs of spam. we may have to go to an international supplier and have them send it as 'donor organs' or 'plastic explosive' to get it thru customs, as i think i read somwhere that spam in quantities of more than 750 grams was illegal to carry on your person, and personal posession of quantities exceeding 2 kilos was punishable as a criminal offence under federal law.
mmm i like the idea of being token male figure/spamslave to a good hearty hillbilly wench like $2.63... excessive spam consumption does eventually lead to gigantism and 'big bonedness'... i could be a feeder!!!
:puke:thumb
re the milo hair.... i'm still floored. what a mind!! truly inspired thinking there. i'll give you an 8.9
possibly akta vite would look more natural, or beef flavoured maggi noodles draped rakishly over the head, which works quite well for me.
robnjo 路
umm....I'll go back to see what thread I just opened up ......:blushlol
jenz58 路
It's so too late at night to full comprehend this....icky spam explosions in customs....must remember to wear my raincoat
Quote from $2.63.... 4 u zac
yooowhooo oh za-aac...You single? you wanna join my spam harem? I am collecting up all the single fellas on the forum for a spam jam!
You've walked right into a spam trap this time!!! Wonna see what u do now.....where are u.....hiding? Bet you've never had a proposition like that b 4 ..... 馃榾
zac_smits 路
hahah jenz...i thought the subtle ignorance was good but alas, i must comment now :P
a spam harem hey? sounds like fun... should i bring some mates (male and female) and make it a spam orgy>????
zac
jenz58 路
....zac.... :jesus
living dangerous now :thumb
Peter Leonard 路
not to be petulant, but where are the legendary imaginative mental powers of volkswagen enthusiasts? huh? huh? custom title wise, not tech talk/ racing forum 200hp n/a r/w imaginative...馃槈
AND if i'm gonna be token manhubby, i have to admit the harem needs more females, so zac, female friends only in the spamtacular harem tyvm :bounce
how about '2c less than $2.65'
does spam attract gst?
heather has about 24c worth of gst in her 馃槧
unless she's hasn't allowed for it, in which case she should be known as $2.89 (with 0.3c tacked on) or $2.90 when bought for dinner (or harem usage) at your local supermarket as a single item with cash.
heehee:thumb
looks like we need some title inspiration here... we should all drink 6 cups of turkish/greek coffee and get twitchin:bounce
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
hey ho good to see peeps keeping the $2 gravy and spam bistro open 4 biz (the place where the food is denture friendly and the glasses of water are GST freeeeeeee! 馃榾)
HEY The spam harem is MINE... I make the rules... no girls allowed cept for me.. oh and jenz can visit sometimes to take piccies 4 the website....ooops hang on I really am sounding slutty and sleazy now... *sigh* ohh well dems d brakes... *cough* ok
hey peter.. you wanna see the prototype of our spam child you naughty spamslave you!
It is GST free too by the way, as these will be sold on the special secret black spam market... realised we could actually go into biz creating babies 4 peeps whom cannot concieve,, or for a pregnancy prevention teaching aid for highschool kiddies...or for outright internet rip off for a 'poor kidless parents with too much money and no morals scam'.. 馃槈
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
what a kewwtttiiieee don't ya think??
I am so proud,, and excited,, I just can't help but share all the baby dribblin crap about him... you wanna see the ultrasound...?... this waz him at 12 weeks... awwww Keeeewwwwwdddddddiiiiieeee! he definately takes after his father... :sandrine :puke 馃槈
ohh,, titles...ummmmmm... don't touch diseased or biohazard brain ... or the Untitleable one....:duh
Peter Leonard 路
ROFLMMFAO
that..
is..
seriously twisted.
in some tiny little lonely abandoned corner of my brain there's a little voice plaintively crying "stoooppp!"
but, as this mission is not yet complete, and since a huge chunk of my grey matter is devoted amost entirely to making onlookers reel, the show must go on. :thumb
"spam sculptor"
"deviant spamslut" (ooooh!)
and BTW if you don't MIND, i AM the token manslave hub figure, and thusly WILL have my say in what and HOW sick things get in this harem. TYVM. 馃榾
That there spambaby is a dead cert for the archibald.
please tell me you found it on the web, and that it's not actually made from spam. actually, some sick part of me wants you to have made it yourself from real spam. not that 'spam lite' crap either.. the real stuff.
i think it needs a rattle, and for god's sake have some decency and put him in nappies.
:cussing
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
Peter Leonard wrote:"deviant spamslut" (ooooh!)
and BTW if you don't MIND, i AM the token manslave hub figure, and thusly WILL have my say in what and HOW sick things get in this harem. TYVM. 馃榾
sheesh ur bossy.. this is surely going to lead to a domestic.... 馃槈
hmm sluttyspammer indeed! I like it.. cept think it may offend some tender eyeballs or sumfin?? like this thread hasn't already..teehee,,:sandrine sowwy peeps.. I guess I have to just come out of the closet and admit I have a problem... :duh
..hey guess what... due to the excessive chemicals in the spam,, the little tyke is up and about only hours after his birth.. he is already demanding I sign the forms for austudy, and is moving out... *sigh*there goes my pension plan..they grow up so-oo quickly nowadays.. due to the unforseen expenses of raising a spambaby, I could not afford to buy him a car, so i had to make him one from spam... NB: blatant reference to vw in pic 馃槈 just keeping the post in forum context...... tomorrow he is having driving lessons... will take pic's 4 ya... bwahahahahahaaaaaaa 馃槈
oh and btw... is it spam?? or is it PLAYDOH? I think my hecs debt was worth it, if my autistic talent is that good.. damn.. I can even make doh look like the real thing... Biggest bummer though with the art stuff was wen studying printmaking and finding out all currency was being converted to plastic..馃槈 lifes a bitch hey......mmmmm heres our little spambubba :duh
Boozer 路
you have too much spare time...
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:blush nah, ummm well yeah.... trying to quit smoking does bad things to my brain..... that and I have to find something for my hands to do... as i can't crochet....well palydoh it is... :duh
zac_smits 路
Boozer wrote:you have too much spare time...
So what are you doing in here then???
Boozer 路
ah touche...
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
*a big SLAP from mAmMa sPaM* for boozer.........:sandrine
Imagine how bland the world would be if all peeps were afraid to let thier inner grossness spew forth........Imagine if peeps like peter jackson repressed thier inner demons at the early stage of thier artistic development... where would we be without those lovable hobbits? My goodness we'd all be stuck in a sanatised bubble of sweetness....more gore for all I say... hurahhh for mucas...............:P
Boozer 路
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Boozer 路
or i'll send these guys after you...
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
like I car about lame-o custy puppie/kitten/biteyplasticinemen... man those guys are pussies compared to gumby on LSD having a psychotic episode............. come back when u've grown ur brainback pansymanbrightgreenbajawithbad80'sgraphics..........:P
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hey..I am so bad ass, I don't even care bout how u spell care..so nah-nah!
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and that was cutsy..not custy......... oh crap.. I'm proofreading..poobum...NoOoOoO!!!!!!
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
cutesie????????? man I shuold be on that acura forum..sheesh. :blah
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stupid brain....thats it I'm off to eat some ratsak...cya's :alien
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ohh and btw........ sorry boozer... It appears I am in postal spam mode...can't stop that spam once it gets in ur system.................:blah
Boozer 路
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Boozer 路
sorry i'm just bored, and i found all these cool pics...
Boozer 路
so true...
zac_smits 路
for some one who should know better (boozer *cough*), you seem to be doing a lot of posting in the spam orgy/harem thread.
what was it's aim again....
oh yeh. SPAM BABIES!
zac
Peter Leonard 路
oh no it's far more insidious than merely spambabies... or gumbyism... or even tired webart 馃榾
come ON people...
CUSTOM TITLE TIME!!!!!
Here are some recurring words that can be arranged to come up with something that sticks almost as well as spam to a bumcheek:
deviant
harem
spam (yes! spam!)
rudey
spankypants
poobrain
goddess
the
of
hillbilly
crayons
playdoh
baja
twisted
sickening
sister
5lut
copy n paste n add to the list we need ideas people..:thumb
Boozer 路
he he he he you know you love it.
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
don't go down beaver ave boozer,, whilst spam is fairly gross,, it's not as offensive as beavers.... you have much to learn young man...........much to learn.. do not forget there are fems in this forum.... you go messing with boundaries, you will get hurt...............besides that sort of level will only encourage Volks(pervie)folks to start googling again....:puke 馃槈
Boozers next pet beaver..........
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
oooh that was a beaver wasn't it??? or have I jaut had a thorun moment???? :blush lol ooh crap.. i'm tired and can't see properly...night all.. :puke
Desert Moose 路
"twisted sister" is the only name, because I can't get that name out of my little peanut brain.
oh look I mad it rhyme at the same time :thumb
I'm a poet and I didn't know it:thumb:duh:P
zac_smits 路
twisted playdoh deviant
Boozer 路
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zac_smits 路
sickening hillbilly goddess
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
Booooo-zerrrrrr.................. you really will pay.. last time we were nice to your windscreen wipers... keep it up and next time I will give thorun permission to use maximum force.. 馃槈
Hey am i the only one in here who finds the term twisted sister really really creepy???? I really am female...honest...and I don't wear that mauch makeup....:duh
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
wtf was worng with the 80's???? why was everything so, so, downright FUGLY......... :jesus
zac_smits 路
umm, twisted sister...yeha that does sound kinda evil now that you mention it.
(maybe because i'm in a darkened room...alone...and it's 12am...
Boozer 路
you're right $2.63. You're much creepier than them.
zac_smits 路
stop replying...you're stopping me from going to bed!!
and you're all creepy for being here in the 1st place!
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
they were such a sad band they had to do thier own grafitti...馃槈 mmmmm,,, hey when dey gunna bring back the bevan/bogan/BADPOOPOOVOMIT fashion, I know the glitzy 80's stuff is getting a re-run.... but what about this hey? Bet ya it will happen.....just you wait....*rubs hands together* bwahhahahahahaha!
[Edited on 21-10-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]
zac_smits 路
do ya know what i think is freaky??
that bloody pic of yours.
that creeps me out!!
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
creepie is as creepie does.................:puke your just a big forrest gump boozer...........you even wear a pottie on ur head in public.. so nah-nah who's the creepiest hey? YOU...YOU..YOU..YOU! poohead! nah-nah .. weirdo.... hmm k gotta go do sum work... this thread suck.. it made me go look at a really crap site... Twisted sister.......duzn't rock...YEAHHH! WHOOHOOoooo....*sigh*
zac_smits 路
right...
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:P hey thanx zac... I aim to please. 馃槈 lol
Boozer 路
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:you even wear a pottie on ur head in public.. so nah-nah who's the creepiest hey?
that's just my German heritage coming out in me...
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:cry Peeetterrrr.... the Horsey aite mah bayybee! :cry
ripped his head clean off.. musta taysted like a salt lick only stickier..馃槈 poor sapmbubba.. may he rest in one big blobby peace..... Note last two shots,,,gave galactic a glass of water to take the taste away.... oddly enough he didn't come back for seconds...even the horse don't like spam.,..:duh
oh btw.. how bout 'hillbilly baja spam godess?'
[Edited on 22-10-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]
zac_smits 路
hahaha. nice horsey pics.
are you going to teach all the kiddies how to ride>>>???
Peter Leonard 路
damned if i'm gonna be part of murdering spambabies...
somewhere out there is a lonely driverless spambug.
now quit horsing around!!!!
you .. you.. twisted spambilly deviant baja poobrain goddess molesting beaver!!!
and now... back to the title wars :thumb
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
a faint little annoying voice is heard singing out from a dark, dank, moldy, forgotten corner of the forum.......
"This is the Thread that ne-ver endsssssss" :P
Ahh don't worry bout the spambug.. I sent it to The local smallgoods factory.. bit like simsetal. but for manufactured meat.
...tic....tic....tic....DING! awwhawwwdihawwhaww,, you said horsing around....I get it.... horsing........(completely misses intended sad humour)...horse....Mortadella...hehehe....mmm, much nicer than spam..馃槈
:puke
what about "mad cow sufferer" ?
vanderaj 路
So did you ever decide on a new title?
Andrew
jenz58 路
...no she hasn't....I reckon she's given a time limit now to make her decide....if not selected by the due date Peter gets to pick :P :bounce :bounce
I'm just not game enough....BUT he is aren't you Peter 馃榾
Decadent Devious Diva maybe?
No Diva's not right.......too nice.....Decadent Devient Draconian
OK I gave it another shot....
Common Heather.......quick!!! :bounce:bounce
Times a wasting....the sands almost through the hour glass
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
awwww.. but I like this thread..it's great for my Attention Deficit Disorder... :bounce Look at me...:bounce Look at ME...:bounce I said LOOK...AT..ME-EE!:bounce ok no ones looking at me....hmmm...tic...tic..tic..DING...:bounce Look at the SPAM...:bounce LOOK at the SPAM...:bounce..........Look at the dam spam or I'll start posting Beaver's.....:puke ........ hmmmm,,,
I like 'Forum Flasher" but I made that one up myself...and that would just look like I love myself :puke :kiss
....tic..tic..tic..DING...
:bounce I'll Look at me......:bounce I'LL Look at ME-EE.... :bounce ooh I like me...:bounce :blah :blah teehee...
jenz58 路
lol.... so it grabbed your attentiopn then did it :P
Peter Leonard 路
no-ones looking. now sit down and stop making such scene, you'll go blind.
'deviant spam modelling baja goddess'
'troubled baja femme'
'gap-toothed spambilly extraordianaire'
'warning: may contain traces of spam'
'forum football'
馃榾馃榾馃槧 :thumb
come on, 2.63, you REALLY don't want me to pick your title for ya... jenz is right, we're gonna have to limit this sooner or later.. lay out your top five, and we'll go to a federal vote, that way your decision making prowess won't be called into question :kiss
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:puke think I overdosed on spam..... 馃槈
:cry i don't want to wear a title.. it's all itchy n' sturf...:cry
I still like 'forum flasher' 馃槈
ok list of 5 (a):
forum flasher
warning: may contain traces of spam
Baja Scum
Poobrain
secret order of spamasons
List of 5(b):
spam diva
Queen spambaja d turd
oops think i sat in some spam
spamooligan
spamologist
List of 5(c):
spambrain
official hater of spam....
crapbaja moronist
7th day moronist
swami rami balmi
*sigh* I really do hate spam though.. lol
:puke :puke :puke
I can't decide, nor really can be bothered deciding,, in fact i just like having an excuse to write non sensical crap on the forum, tis what i do best.....
:vader nah-nah pfffrrrttt...........U can't tell me what to do... :P
zac_smits 路
arrgh no time to post..
internet cafe time
runnnnning out....
Peter Leonard 路
we're taking our sweet hillbilly time here, so I've condensed the possible title options into the following options:
1: Forum Flasher
2: Warning: May contain traces of spam
3: Baja Scum
4: Poobrain
5: Secret order of spamasons
6: Spam diva
7: Queen Spambaja D'Turd
8: Spamologist
9: Spambrain
10: 7th Day Moronist
Please, for the love of spam in it's many forms, post any titles that I may have overlooked in the mad dash to label $2.63. If this set of options is the best, we'll vote on them, otherwise additional input may be required... WE'VE COME A LONG WAY, spread the word... for there wil be a great voting in the near future...any amazing and worthy titles for consideration that have missed pre-selection in "The Final Ten" that should replace existing options should come forward NOW or forever hold their piece 馃槈:vader
jenz58 路
Let me sleep on it......Heather u sure on 'forum flasher' now? It's good......
...but this one sorta goes with your username 'Queen Spambaja D'Turd'...it has it all....
...'Baja scum' has a nice ring to it as well
...OK my picks
zac....break into dat computer room will you.... your input may be vital!!!! Hotwire the laptop!!!
koolkarmakombi 路
hmmmmmm
Bugwench
kkk
vanderaj 路
Forum Flasher it is.
Andrew
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:jesus so is this a negotiable contract or what? I did like Queen spambaja D turd too.. hey can I change my title on a weekly basis or will that increase my subscription price? How bout the top ten on a rotating roster? :P
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
Oh and I thought we lived in a democracy? what happened to the public vote? like aus idol idiots, only pinker... tic...tic..tic..DING! Damn you Andrew, and curse your militant ways... may the forum gods be cursed with a bad case of spamitis, spam rash, spam elbow, spam of the liver and spam dandruff!!!! May your firstborn look like a spamcan! May the heaven weep apon you with a spam flood, may your ark be made of spam and you sink into the briney spam sea...... oh and...um.... SPAM YOU! spoiling our spamerific fun and laughter........spam spam spam......may you be deserted on a desert island after being involved in a container ship disaster..where the only cargo is container loads of SPAM,, may your only form of sustenance be spam.. may you suffer the curse of spam beer and spam penuts whilst watching a spam driven tv, made from spam, caus there are no coconuts on the island your big stinky spamship crashed into :P
:beer:beer
(thought I get a bit more spam in before this thread dies!) :sandrine
hurahhhh for spam....long live spam...........
[Edited on 26-10-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]
jenz58 路
u duth procrastinate way too much Forum Flasher
Now what do we do with this thread.....it's lost it's purpose :jesus
Pester Vanderaj if your not happy...not sure if there is a rule or not on time frame for change...we should have a cooling off period maybe...or do we?
zac_smits 路
haha..i think vanderaj said every 1000 or so was okay.
zac
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
jenz58 wrote:Now what do we do with this thread.....it's lost it's purpose :jesus
mmm, who am I to disobey the rules.. 1000 posts hey?
I know jenz, I'll just post up wonderful manufactured meat stories for the kiddies... 1000 odd posts full of generous chunks of meaty joy, with added illustrations and cut n' paste, slice n' dice 'choose your own adventure" endings...I'll hit the 1000 mark in no time,, maybe even beat the guiness book "worlds longest meat thread" category? :puke I think I need a salad. i can feel my colon constricting in protest at the mere thought of it......馃槈
thanks for the idea zac!
vanderaj 路
$2.63, Please u2u me you preference 馃檪
Andrew
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
forum flasher's fine 馃槈 I really have had enough of the spam.. I have had my meds now and promise to behave. Besides I fused another brain cell in the whole process. :duh
ohh and btw, I don't really wish you the misfortune of a spam cargo ship....
.........It can have canned peaches and mushy peas too.. 馃槈 :kiss :P
Peter Leonard 路
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:Oh and I thought we lived in a democracy? what happened to the public vote? like aus idol idiots, only pinker... tic...tic..tic..DING! Damn you Andrew, and curse your militant ways... may the forum gods be cursed with a bad case of spamitis, spam rash, spam elbow, spam of the liver and spam dandruff!!!! May your firstborn look like a spamcan! May the heaven weep apon you with a spam flood, may your ark be made of spam and you sink into the briney spam sea...... oh and...um.... SPAM YOU! spoiling our spamerific fun and laughter........spam spam spam......may you be deserted on a desert island after being involved in a container ship disaster..where the only cargo is container loads of SPAM,, may your only form of sustenance be spam.. may you suffer the curse of spam beer and spam penuts whilst watching a spam driven tv, made from spam, caus there are no coconuts on the island your big stinky spamship crashed into :P
that's going straight to the pool room 馃榾:thumb:thumb
*continues heedless of andmin*
:P
"spamtacular spammierre"
"irrepressible spam flunkey"
"Spam: The other pink meat."
"freakishly spam-oriented one"
"What's that smell?"
i ztill sink ve should srow ze whole sing to an open fwenzied vote 馃榾
:rudolf
jenz58 路
.......amazing what a few drugs can do..... 馃榾
Maybe schizo? Big change there .... very freaky :o
Did someone beat you into submission maybe? Very kinky :thumb
Flashing's just plain perverted...:P
Peter you had a lot to say... :duh
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
:blush Damage control squad.....
ok b4 anyone gets wrong idea.... as this along with many threads with the $2.63 additive could indicate a possible drug dependancy... I don't do drugs,, (cept nicotine, and the odd overindulgence in the alkihole kind),, Imagine if i did though.. I did 'inhale' a few times,, but that makes my brain seriously messy with a capital M! I tried prozac once, but that made me depressed, i have reverse wiring..teehee..OMG imagine if I did develop a habit though, with this brain,+ acid, heroin etc....ahhh world domination, by the nudie baglady, grand wizard of mass destruction...all hail Queen Spam and her army of evil spamjerky minions......I seriously would be one of those slightly odd peeps you see living in parks, eating from rubbish bins wearing undies on thier heads........:duh Drugs are bad Kids don't do em..K 馃槈
>>>>public service annoncement stuff done now....this thread has everything,, Even a spamerific conscience... :bounce hehehe
zac_smits 路
should we add a disclaimer??
"Beware: this forum contains material of an adult and indescribably disgusting nature. it's is 拢2.63s fault..blame her.. the rest of us are normal...seriously..
okay well we're not...so *spam* you!"
oh..and nice rant forum flasher..
Peter Leonard 路
i'm reserving my opinion on the INCREDIBLY BEIGE AND NONDESCRIPTIVE BORING title heather's ended up with, cos it's not my choice and i'm really quite happy with her final title *beat smack wop*
yeahhhh baby.. yeahhh... *whack*
eat it... yeah...
come on.. do it like you want your spamjerky.. *thwack*
yeaahhhh 馃榾
:thumb
as if ther'es something wronf with going thru bins with undies on your head.. i'm a big fan of the biohazard bins outside hospitals, where you find all sorts of cool stuff :thumb i still have a thumb soaked in formaldehyde which i'm using to actuate my spacebar so as not to wear out my real birthgiven ones see? it works real good too!:bounce
bet jenz is glad i spoke up 馃檪
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
mmm*dribbledribbleSLURP*.... biohazard spamjerky... lay some more on me bayybee!
teehee, i like your style, good one on the thumb idea, perhaps next time you find a spare foot, you should grab it too. Either left or right will do as its only to opperate the clutch... stick it on a broom handle, ,,, or for pointing out directions to lost pedestrians 馃榾
Can also serve as a fabbo centrepiece at the next Xmas feast.......
zac_smits 路
*thinks...should i bring this thread up again...*
*sigh*..this is what boredom does...
Posted by $2.63 Homebrand Baja
Can also serve as a fabbo centrepiece at the next Xmas feast.......
hahahahaha. that's all i have to say...
Peter Leonard 路
we should be bringing something up at least :puke
feet are stinky. I'm stickin with my spare thumb.:beer
zac_smits 路
haha did you guys read the hospital joke?? i posted it in funny emails..(think that's on page 3 now..wait..i'll resurrect it..)
look at a hospital joke posted by me 馃榾馃榾
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
hey post a link I have allocated post perusing time..started searching..but I feel all guilty.. need the convienience store type servie of 'todays posts, page 1! lol ,,, or post the joke... nah nah look who's attention seeking no-ow..lol
*exitedly wriggles in seat in anticipation* ooh ooh hope it has some nudity, or bodily juices, or or umm gangrene... yumm, better than pecks paste on toast in the morning 馃槈
maybe there should be a warning put on the tread title... warning: meaty tales of vulgarity. Only salty seamen may enter... :puke bwahahahaha
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
zac_smits 路
"A middle aged guy bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 90 mph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 130 mph to escape being stopped. Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road,and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in a few minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back." The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
馃榾 teehee, my fav was the ghost, as I just lurve poojokes! teehee
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
ardi arr harr di arr arr! I said poo... teehee... *sigh* hey can you actually wear your brain out from thinking too much??? Like a poota,, uno.. eventually the thing can't hold any more info.... :duh poo poo poo! hehehe