> BLONDE GUY gets home early from work and hears strange noises
> coming from the bedroom.
>
> He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating
> and panting.
>
> "What's up?" says BLONDE GUY.
>
> "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
>
> BLONDE GUY rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's
> dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says:
>
> "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's
> got no clothes on!"
>
> The BLONDE GUY slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
> bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.
> Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on
> the wardrobe floor.
>
> "You rotten bastard," says the BLONDE GUY, "my wife's having a
> heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
:beer
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