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MORE stupid bloody ricers

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/31285/more-stupid-bloody-ricers

HotRodMatt ·

Gotta love the "Bunnings" modifications.

Don't know what is worse - the idea or the execution (look where they had to redrill the holes for the hinges).











[Edited on 8-11-2004 by HotRodMatt]

shiftyvw ·

fully sick!

penguin ·

Thank god thats in the states!!!!!!! (LHD)

and whats the deal with the second baby mirror above the main wing one??? is that so they can have one just looking back at themselves???

HotRodMatt ·

And imagine the weight of the door with the single little gas strut...

karmannghia60 ·

Full marks for being creative. Bloody stupid though 🙂

theverybigtallman ·

mmm, not something i would trust

EgeWorks ·

Try explaining that to the insurance company...

Starbug ·

you can tell by the expressions on the guys faces that its a fully sick modification, and they are discussing what other mods they are going to fit this coming weekend.

squizy ·

Hat boy - "I tried to patent this to Lamborghini bro"
Beard boy - "Oh dude she looks trick. you going to mass produce this?"
Hat boy - "Oh for certain. It's safe - trust me. Fits to any car".
Beard boy - "Can you do 4 door too? Would look great on my Hummer."
Hat boy - "4 door, 2 door...any door. Even looking at doing bikes".
Beard boy - "Dude you're da bomb".

pete wood ·

The least they could have done was chromed the hinges :thumb

The next you know they will chrome some Iron lace and put it on the windows 😀

No freakin idea :o

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

squizy wrote:Hat boy - "I tried to patent this to Lamborghini bro"
Beard boy - "Oh dude she looks trick. you going to mass produce this?"
Hat boy - "Oh for certain. It's safe - trust me. Fits to any car".
Beard boy - "Can you do 4 door too? Would look great on my Hummer."
Hat boy - "4 door, 2 door...any door. Even looking at doing bikes".
Beard boy - "Dude you're da bomb".

hehehehe! 😀


omg, why does the word rice always suck me in? lol. Though I think milo tins are pointless, this idea could be applied as a solution to rusted out A pillars (think thats right, uno the front bits on the bugs...)

fully sik indeed! bwaaahahahahaha.....

Che Castro ·

bwahaha...

that is funny. Imagine the look on the engineer's face if he saw that!

they look like joinery hinges

zac_smits ·

i think they look like the standard wood hinges that i'd just to hold a door to the door frame...

oh and lmao to the beard/hat boy...

Craig Paton ·

I was once asked why I would spend thousands of $ on a VW, when I could've purchased a Brock Commadore!!!

:puke

I just laughed and said my Beetle is quicker than those!!!!

Cheers Craig :P

zac_smits ·

you gotta love the bit of wire running across there too..

just adds that quality touch feel 😀😀

robnjo ·

schmick tossers or is that Dick tossers:jesus

kombikim ·

you wnet to Bankstown at night??:o:o

kombikim ·

Ha! so you delivered Pizza's in a Diahatsu Handivan!!!!!

kombikim ·

! why don't we start a forum like that , & see who joins, gotta be a good idea to get up & running

kombikim ·

you forgot the bit about sitting so low in their seats so that it looks like an 8 year old is driving, dunno why the hell they do that? probably reckon it handles better becuase their lard filled heads are lower

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by kombikim]

zac_smits ·

mahahahahahahahaha

nice milo tin on the back :P:P

Starbug ·

frenzix wrote:15" Exhaust that sounds like a vacuum cleaner on reverse, 5 speed dipstick and gold badges.
5 speed dipstick? dats da shiznit bro!:duh:duh

Starbug ·

heheheh i still cant get over the 5 speed dipstick:P:P:P

zac_smits ·

how could you have any dignity driving around in that??

even if it was a joke..i couldn't do it...

zac

VWFREAK ·

Gee I wish they were my doors, not. What a bloody tool. Some people have no idea.

kombikim ·

frenzix wrote:Kombikim hey what did you edit out ? we're you talkin' about me cuz? you want to sort this out face to face bra? Meet you at The sporto in Bansktown , be prepared cause me and tha Bankstown Boyz will be there wit our club locks and electric boogaloo breakdancing moves.. bring your portable breakdancing matt with you (and helmets if your a whoose)
I placed a false edit to check out your real feelings

go to Bankstown every Sat arvo for my son's advanced Karate training (he is on NSW state team) I will meet you there , bring all the weapons you like, shouldn't take too long & only short drive to Hospital - bro

[Edited on 9-11-2004 by kombikim]

squizy ·

Hat Boy - "Sounds like a stoush on bro"
Beard Boy - "I'll SMS all my cuzes and call Shiek the Elite"
Hat Boy - practicing breakdancing moves - "boom boom tish, boom boom tish - itchy itchy itchy, scritch, scritch, scritch".
Beard Boy - "Hey bro, all this scratching is making me itch"
Hat Boy - "Better call the Buffalo Gals for reinforcements"
Beard Boy - "I hear they go around the outside, and doh si do htheir partners".
Hat Boy - "My type of biatches"

wacked1 ·

a$$hole thats my car
what you doin out front of my house? were you pervin at my mum???
frenzix wrote: You'll see my car parked out the front.

zac_smits ·

oi you nicked those 2x4's from my construction site down the road!

DIY-DUB ·

love the pallet wing thing and the intake on the bonnet who wants a beetle im gunna get me 1 on those! :P

ColumBUS ·

i think its time to bust out the fulliest sickest rhymes this forum will ever hear
deejay... spin that sh!t

yo yo yo
im from the hood
of my car
you know its bizarre
i rap while i drive and
i drive while i rap,
you only take one look at me
and the only thing to say...
its crap!
C-R-A-P, you know it just spells crap to me
C-R-A-P, you know it just spells crap to me

power and the money
money and the power
i havent got any
but that dont make me sour
i improvise with shitty bits of wood
and i stick it to my car, day and night
so i fit into my hood aiight?
aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
(Grabs nuts, makes obscene gestures with other hand, walks off cool)

Starbug ·

*swoons at kikkos rhymes*

yo daddy, doze rimes r da bomb... i wanna be your biatch and sit wid u in your hood.
can i be yo biatch big daddy mack?

:duh:duh:duh:duh:duh

penguin ·

nah,
try these sites 😀

http://www.angelfire.com/pro/fullysik/sikcar.html

and

http://www.wog.com.au/default.asp

he he he, I like to think with my surname I could get away with it... but I doubt it 🙂

ikube ·

do they feel proud driving it out "racing" it ? or what ? ...

eirecooled ·

Yo I am de guy wit the sic gullwing hyundai/honda tricked up biatch magnet car. That mod was recommended to me by the guy wit de dreadlocks at the Mitre 10 store. He said a guy wit hes hat on backward should only have de best. so he sold me some trick gullwing hinges that dey use on the Marcus Ambrose Mitre 10 race cars to lower the driver change over times at Bathurst. a lot of engyneri...enginnerng....work went in to fitting dem, extending the speaker wires undoing door bolts. and those other 2 holes are for 1/plumbing air to my ugh boots when i am dancing on the pedals blowing away porsches and 2/ feeds air to my flanno race suit.

ColumBUS ·

afta thos gut bustin rhymes who else wants 2 b ma biatch?

zac_smits ·

this guy says he's going to be the next god of autobahn...

http://www.wog.com.au/gallery/404.jpg


hahahahha

zac

zac_smits ·

oh i just found this video too...

8.3mb...

http://www.commodoreclub.net/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index&req=getit&lid=2

look what it does to the dyno....

[Edited on 10-11-2004 by zac_smits]

zac_smits ·

and finally...

look at this system!!

http://www.commodoreclub.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=album_pic&pic_id=973

http://www.commodoreclub.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=album_pic&pic_id=972

Che Castro ·

i know this is old but













http://stuntaz.cjb.net/

[Edited on 10-11-2004 by Che Castro]

[Edited on 10-11-2004 by Che Castro]

mattie ·

the boys in the hood are always hard!
hehehe the fastest things theyve got is theyre wrists tossers

zac_smits ·

hahahahahahaha *cough*

wtf!!! have you looked through their site??

classic shit!!

squizy ·

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Did they get their bling from the $1 vending machines outside KMart? They got really bad finger arthritis too. Poor boys - how can they hold onto the steering wheel with those poor bent fingers.

Squiz....

zac_smits ·

it's painful too!!

penguin ·

Bloody wiggers!!!

mind you in the last shot it looks like the more sensible one is about to smash the other two's heads together!!!

Che Castro ·

hehe i like that site its classic, the hate mail is funny because some people think they are serious!

buzzbug ·

ok ok.

next nationals we all get together and form the VW ricer apreciation Club.

bring you best bling and bandanas are a must, ask your father if you can borrow his xxxl trousers so we can have that baggy home boy look and sneak into your sista's (like that?, using the lingo) room and steal one of her xxxs P-diddy t-shirts, to that off with a flano you stole off of that bum at the train station and we will get some pics of us infront of our fully sic bunnings approved modified high performance rides.

Please note that you will have to supply your own hi performance girlie/NOS stickers.

Please reply to me with which stickers you have chosen to midify your ride with, so that we can all match and let the peeps in the hoood know that we are individuals and that we are da bomb.

All rides are to have atleast two bags of rapid set concrete in the boot and diagonal crossing of speedhumps whether real or painted is the only acceptable manner of cruising.

Oh and BYO BIATCHES and HO's.

See you then my peeps.

word up my niggers.

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by buzzbug]

zac_smits ·

yo yo let's kick it buzz..

i say we spin da tracks n go cruise..

peace out

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

😀 😀 😀 :cry pmsl "blang blang blang, yi yi yi " < war cry of the 'not quite there, but trying hard' gang

that first shot: poor fella has to walk round with arms perm folded to hide the DYI silicon implant job, (late one night.. the boyz waz foolin round wif sum no more gapz dey bought from bunnings, on special, along with some of doze fully sik hingez ) deyz not be dooin dat again bro..... :duh :P

Hey buzz, u bin talkin to thorun? that sounds like the plans we were concocting after valla.... man festy is gunna look fully sik once i can get stuck into him next year.... 😎

Starbug ·

you know... its threads like these that make me feel like attaching 4 milo tins to my exhaust and driving down riverside drive on a thursday night after work:P

penguin ·

hey $2.63, I still reckon we should paint a milo can for you (cos the label will burn off) and wrap your exhaust in it. :P