Not VW but a really kooky thing for sale on ebay.

splittychick · 17 Nov 2004, 10:29 am

Check this out....there really are same crazy people out there...........

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1

MikeM · 17 Nov 2004, 10:37 am

What the.... $99 million, where do people get the money?

theverybigtallman · 17 Nov 2004, 10:38 am

are they serious bids, for 100 mil US?

Starbug · 17 Nov 2004, 10:57 am

i like how she feels that she has been blessed because shes won over $70,000 at the casino.

MikeM · 17 Nov 2004, 11:27 am

Starbuggy wrote:i like how she feels that she has been blessed because shes won over $70,000 at the casino.

Americians.......

splittychick · 17 Nov 2004, 11:34 am

Thers no way it will go for that,i think a bunch of bids were retracted & now its gone back up again.
Theres also a bunch of people now taking the piss & selling regular cheese sandwichs!:duh

Anthiron · 17 Nov 2004, 11:51 am

MikeM said it

zac_smits · 17 Nov 2004, 5:55 pm

I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption, it is intended for collectable purposes only.

hahhaahahaha just in case you spent that much money to eat it!!!

ColumBUS · 17 Nov 2004, 8:41 pm

all of the bidders were private = the same person i reckon. its hoax. hilarious that someone might buy it, and if they did then ebay would make millions off of that sale.

pyr0 · 17 Nov 2004, 8:44 pm

im not gonna lie i can see the face :alien

BanoraBus · 17 Nov 2004, 8:47 pm

around 25 bid retractions

splittychick · 17 Nov 2004, 8:49 pm

Yes but whos face is it???????????:jesus

zac_smits · 17 Nov 2004, 8:55 pm

what if we made a frying pan..then carved out the pan so that it cooked quicker in certain spots....we could make hundreds...

cakes..pizzas..sandwiches...pancakes..

the possibilities are endless.

(oh, and i of course, get a 25%share in any sale as it was my idea :P)

jenz58 · 17 Nov 2004, 9:01 pm

I can see a face...it's kinda like the young May West (ancient dead movie star) or Madonna...doing a May West interpretation ....hmmmmmm

Doesn't look like the Virgin Mary.....but then who really knows it could be her without the veil over her head? :alien

HotRodMatt · 17 Nov 2004, 9:02 pm

Maybe it's a stenciled May West Jen!

jenz58 · 17 Nov 2004, 9:05 pm

pyro stare at d picture and all will be revealed.... spooky.... :P

I can't believe the number of bidders.....I know I wouldn't be buying a piece of toast for 1 mill....AND it would be dry n stale....N what if a mouse got to it???!!! Buggar!!!

jenz58 · 17 Nov 2004, 9:05 pm

lol Matt......I was thinking that 😀

squizy · 17 Nov 2004, 9:36 pm

Momma Cass?

Squiz....

pod · 17 Nov 2004, 10:23 pm

just as bad as the fart in a bag for sale on e-bay
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60823&item=5512955515&rd=1&tc=photo

Starbug · 18 Nov 2004, 1:31 am

oh dear
:puke

twoguns · 18 Nov 2004, 7:06 am

looks like she is throwing up to me...

zac_smits · 18 Nov 2004, 8:07 am

mahaha that's one way to look at it.

hey!! bargain..only 70gs now!!

and to pods link...

lmao!!

[Edited on 17-11-2004 by zac_smits]

HotRodMatt · 18 Nov 2004, 8:10 am

Reminds me of the Dennis Leary routine. How Mexicans and others keep seeing Mary in a muffin etc. He reckons her budget is big enough that she would have appeared on the opening weekend of Air Force One during Harrison Ford's close up!

HotRodMatt · 18 Nov 2004, 8:13 am

Squizy asked

Momma Cass?

If Momma Cass gave Karen Carpenter her sandwich they'd both be alive!

jenz58 · 18 Nov 2004, 8:55 am

lol....but would Karen have eaten the madonna....wasn't she a reborn again?...... Hmmmmmm... can't find better wording.......maybe she was hoping to be

Just looking at the pic again.....geez you get quality packaging....the cotton balls are so classy....the box....what do you think was in it originally Maybelline eye shadow? I'd spend a mill' $'s on it not!!

matara · 18 Nov 2004, 9:19 am

Wheres that bloody toaster ?

Internet Explorer ---> Favourites ---> eBay Selling Click!!

Steve

ancientbugger · 24 Nov 2004, 9:38 pm

Blessed are the Cheesemakers! Plus of course other purveyors of dairy produce.....I wonder if sandwich makers come into this category?:jesus

robnjo · 24 Nov 2004, 10:33 pm

.....it's Madonna sitting in her car with her elbow out the window..:P

BLUE_62 · 25 Nov 2004, 4:38 am

Makes u laugh, especially when you open the Herald Sun and find a writen article on some fruit loop thinking her f**ken cheese sandwich is more than just that....

:duh (concerned but each to there own.....)

Grock · 25 Nov 2004, 11:41 am

Not a bad return on a 10 year old sandwhich though! Maybe she is not that stupid, she made a lot of money on it....

Think i may just go an make me a sandwhich!

Grock · 25 Nov 2004, 11:50 am

No joke guys, i took a bite out of this sandwhich and there was a face looking back at me. It was the virgin mary. That is my solem belief!

Anyone want to buy it?

zac_smits · 25 Nov 2004, 6:46 pm

^^^
omg!! i can see it!!

please please please won't you sell it to me for...10million dollars!!

i pay now! cash!!

it's a miracle everyone!!

i got here first..so it's mine!!

jenz58 · 25 Nov 2004, 9:13 pm

OK from the Optus link....a quote from Ms Duyser who advertised the sandwich on ebay

.....

"It is like a miracle," she said.

"I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary, mother Of God," the ad said.

"That is my solemn belief but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like. I am not scamming anyone."

.........

Please note who she believes the Virgin Mary to be the mother of!!!!!!!!

She got that one WRONG BIG TIME:jesus

AND I still believe it's Madonna doing a May West impersonation!!!

....AND a casino bought the crusty old sandwich!!!! Is that a tax dodge or what????

IS it going to be the next jackpot on the machines???

Grock you'd better get the sandwich into cotton balls fast ....hate to see such a sacred object get destroyed by careless ingestion...

So luck you didn't bite into her too much!!!

Can we handle too many more of these miracles??? It's enough to turn you into a believer :sandrine

Grey 57 · 25 Nov 2004, 9:18 pm

Freaky shite.
I tried to sell farts in a jar, but no interest at all. Go figure???

jenz58 · 25 Nov 2004, 9:55 pm

But who's farts did you say they were Dean???? God himself?

We should do a poll on who farts you'd pay the most for!! :thumb

Grock · 26 Nov 2004, 1:00 am

Alas, the dear virgin mary in my peanut butter sandwhich did not make it past 12. I went to all that trouble to spread it i was not going to waste it. Besides i didn;t have any cotton balls or a suitable tacky plastic container.

Grock · 26 Nov 2004, 1:03 am

Interesting that she can distinguish between the 'virgin mary' and the plucked mary, considering she only had one imaculate conseption. I believe jesus had a sister and a brother!!!

[Edited on 25-11-2004 by Grock]

zac_smits · 26 Nov 2004, 3:11 am

wait...i seem to remember that there were farts in sealed plastic bags for sale on ebay...

can't find the link now though...that was a doozy!

jenz58 · 26 Nov 2004, 7:30 am

What can we come up with for a good laugh????? Suggestions???

A luv letter from Jesus to Mary Magdelan? Just so long as they don't try and carbon date it we should be sweet!! 😀

Goodness I'm gunna burn n go to hell!!!

Grock · 26 Nov 2004, 11:32 am

how about a bottle of wine that jesus converted from water? 2000+ years old, nicely aged by now!

Olsk88l · 26 Nov 2004, 2:09 pm

The things you say aren't very nice (A)

zac_smits · 26 Nov 2004, 6:12 pm

^^^
what's that one about???

some 200year old wine hey?? should be too bad..though we can say that it's converted back to water...

(i'd like to see them carbon date the water to prove us wrong!!)

zac

jenz58 · 26 Nov 2004, 7:17 pm

We could say it converted to vinegar???

VWFREAK · 26 Nov 2004, 8:37 pm

Cool find, but what a crock of shit 28k US. Some people have no idea and too much money.

Starbug · 27 Nov 2004, 11:04 am

i wonder what her next sandwich making endeavours will turn up?