Hands up, who's looking for ET?

1303Steve · 22 Nov 2004, 10:13 pm

Hi

Does anyone else run SETI on their computer? Whats SETI you ask? Go here to find out.> http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu

DoNkEy · 22 Nov 2004, 10:14 pm

ahhhhh....no :vader

:alien

[Edited on 22-11-2004 by DoNkEy]

$2.63 homebrand baja · 22 Nov 2004, 11:41 pm

:duh nup...... nobody in here but us cHiCkeNs.... :duh

tic.............tic..............tic..............shoosssssh *gentle breeze caresses the dessert sands of my brain*

tic.............tic.................tic

I am somewhat scared, I clicked on the link... I probably let some elfs into my poota now.... :alien

jenz58 · 22 Nov 2004, 11:42 pm

I used to run SETI a few years ago ....never did get contact :alien

I was really hoping!!!:cry

[Edited on 22-11-2004 by jenz58]

$2.63 homebrand baja · 23 Nov 2004, 12:02 am

:o oooh jenz you freak......From my own personal experience with contact with the lifeforms currently inhabiting the turd rock, I am of the opinion that there appears to be an abundance of oddball freakiegenensteins as is. Why invite more to the party? :cry waaahhhhhh!

I am already attract enough weirdos into my own private reality as is. Besides I don't think the internet is the best place to see humans at thier best 😉

June 16th 2006- a small group of aliens disembark thier small and shiny craft. In an effort to blend in with the "humans" and not shock these backward lifeforms with their true alien form, they take on the local attire.

The humans look on in shock n' disbelief as a group of what appears to be humans, dressed in seamless black rubber suits with jellybean filled tubes hanging out thier backsides. Whilst disembarking they are banging on tupperware containers with turkey basters. Inside the tupperware containers there are little beanie babies and dead goldfish wrapped in sushi nori (uno seeweed stuff). They appear to be singing a medly of abba songs. The biggest (obviously the leader) is strumming a harp made of paddlepop sticks....................*sigh* U get my drift... perhaps the earth is somewhat isolated in the ever expanding universe for a reason? You know like when someone breaks wind in a public place? :P

vw54 · 23 Nov 2004, 6:28 am

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The thurd rock is full of them

[Edited on 22-11-2004 by vw54]

VWFREAK · 23 Nov 2004, 6:30 am

Ahhh No:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce

zac_smits · 23 Nov 2004, 6:50 am

not me this time...

however i remember having one on that was for medical research agesssss ago...

zac

EgeWorks · 23 Nov 2004, 7:37 am

I run Folding at Home -> http://folding.stanford.edu/ The project aims to help cure diseases by simulating protein development in the human body.

There is a whole bunch of distributed computing projects, I guess it's personel preference which one, if any, you choose.

Andy · 23 Nov 2004, 7:38 am

Like Jen used to but never connected back on when I changed computers.

Why?

$2.63 homebrand baja · 23 Nov 2004, 11:37 am

I appologise for the poorly written crud.... It appears some elfs with bad grammer loike hacked into my pooter last nite and wrote some stuff even i can't understand *sigh*.... :P your not really a freak jenz 😀

why???? well why not I say :duh

squizy · 23 Nov 2004, 11:46 am

Nope not me.....but this thread does make me utter the words "Zoltan!!!"

For those who've seen "Dude where's my car?", will understand the reference.

Squiz....

1303Steve · 23 Nov 2004, 9:13 pm

Hi

Heather the touch typing is just not working, you keep writing funny stuff all the time.

Steve

jenz58 · 23 Nov 2004, 10:14 pm

Hey Heather I can be a freak at times lol 😀

Honestly I can do REALLY weird things especially on a full moon :tree

I've also been know to go UFO waiting with friends years ago when there were reports of sightings....we got stoned n waited for them to come 4 us .... buggar still here .... not even probed ....damn!!!!

Driving through the desert in the US n was thinking nearly the whole time about aliens n abduction.... God I used to love the old Sci Fi movies....The Day the Earth Stood Still a classic .....

I have THE NOTES from Close Encounters in my head right now thinking about it all...

If I don't come back online you'll know they've finally taken me YES

eirecooled · 23 Nov 2004, 10:39 pm

as monty python said "I hope there is intelligent life out there because there is f**kall on earth! Anyway us silicone base life form do not need to contact via the primitive elctronic means used by mere mortals.:alien

ColumBUS · 23 Nov 2004, 11:02 pm

this :alien thread :alien is :alien a :alien perfect opportunity to use the :alien icon :alien as :alien many :alien times :alien as :alien possible! :alien :alien

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 12:07 am

Fish:alienwhat:alienwas:alienthat:alienyou:aliensaid?:alienI:alienthought:alienthese:alienmen:alienwere:alienmeant:aliento:alienbe:aliengreen:alien

Starbug · 24 Nov 2004, 12:52 am

poor little tree sprites:alien

i used to run seti@home but forgot about it when i changed computers. folding sounds pretty good too!!
i hope they are mac friendly 😀

zac_smits · 24 Nov 2004, 3:40 am

what about these ones....

[Edited on 23-11-2004 by zac_smits]

Robo · 24 Nov 2004, 5:08 am

Not me either!
Rob...😎

HotRodMatt · 24 Nov 2004, 8:28 am

Ummm...

zac_smits · 24 Nov 2004, 9:29 am

hahahahahaa nice one matt..

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 9:34 am

zac I luv your little aliens 😎

Yes I wear my foil hat all the time when I drive across deserts in the hope of making contact...maybe if I make to spike taller......I'll have a sun roof now to stick it up through 😀

zac_smits · 24 Nov 2004, 9:43 am

yeh but you're more likely to be hit by lightning...

though maybe that would give you credibility to ..alien probing...

or contact...

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 10:00 am

Do you think a lightning strike would increase my intelligence level? :rudolf

What if I have the Wwords PROBE ME NOW painted on Bel's roof...would that help encourage contact? :party

zac_smits · 24 Nov 2004, 10:24 am

haha that or maybe a big target...

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 11:13 am

Excuse me??!! :jesus lol

Secoh · 24 Nov 2004, 11:18 am

I used to run SETI all the time but these days I'm behind 2 firewalls and a router so it's too much of a PITA to set up.

I'd write more but the Mothership is arriving.

vw54 · 24 Nov 2004, 12:19 pm

Yes 4 sure

Have you ever been probbed by an Alien ??

:alien:alien:alien

mmmm 3

Secoh · 24 Nov 2004, 1:48 pm

I probed an illegal alien once, but she was in Texas and US immigration came knocking.

[Edited on 24-11-2004 by Secoh]

barls · 24 Nov 2004, 1:59 pm

im here who was looking for me? im an et (electronics tech) does this count?

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 3:51 pm

.....I remaining silent in case anything I say alienates me!!! :jesus:P😀

barls · 24 Nov 2004, 3:53 pm

thats unusual for you jen what the catch :duh

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 4:01 pm

lol it is unusual.....I might loose my reputation around here!!!! :jesus😉

I won't get into my fantasies :blush

vw54 · 24 Nov 2004, 4:02 pm

Hummmmmm probbing !!!!

barls · 24 Nov 2004, 4:12 pm

if anyones going to do any probing it going to me doing the probing but i dont do guys im not that way inclined

vw54 · 24 Nov 2004, 4:37 pm

Come on Jen tell us all about the alien encounter

barls · 24 Nov 2004, 4:41 pm

yeah jen come on tell us we wont laught

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 4:55 pm

Hmmmmm.......gotta think on this one....lets say it was a deep experience one that left a chip in my brain... never to be erased from my memory

$2.63 homebrand baja · 24 Nov 2004, 5:22 pm

:o :blush bwahahahahahahaaaaahaaaa......

so pointy tinfoil hats hey? (quick change of subject to give jenz a momnet to think up a doozie) I used to wear a twin pointed hat, great doubled as buffalow formal wear for the end of yr do! Only prob was one time, whilst getting ready for the annual bash, I went down the road for a bottle of milk and forgot to take the rollers out... :blush ohhh lordi-do-oo was i ever embarassed... 😉

I can't decide which is funnier, the conspiracy theories or the theorists 😎

shiftyvw · 24 Nov 2004, 5:34 pm

You guys are all behind the times, the mothership landed about 30 years ago when Dr Funkenstein arrived. P FUNK!

$2.63 homebrand baja · 24 Nov 2004, 6:11 pm

And along with the mothership came Mr Wiggles...... explains a lot about kiddies these days :duh lol those kookie fellas n' thier funky disco moves.... 😉

zac_smits · 24 Nov 2004, 6:14 pm

yeh haven't you lot heard of rosewell yet??

we all know that was a big conspiracy...just like september 11th!

barls · 24 Nov 2004, 6:15 pm

that was a weather balloon i tells yeh

zac_smits · 24 Nov 2004, 6:24 pm

^^
bah

probably someones bad shooting... ahem...

barls · 24 Nov 2004, 6:31 pm

yeah and i can hit the barn door from the inside

vanderaj · 24 Nov 2004, 7:28 pm

I wish that SETI could acquire more signals - they're reprocessing what they have at the moment.

I can't wait for it though as it'll piss off the religious types as they work out how to explain the existance of other beings away. It was bad enough when the astrologists ignored the asteroid belt (which is heavier than Mars, by a long shot), or the additional two planetoids which are big enough to cause Pluto concerns over its status as a planet.

Andrew

$2.63 homebrand baja · 24 Nov 2004, 11:06 pm

:duh nuh-uh andrew, that was just some moth poo smeared across the lens by some naughty teen aliens, knew it would mess with our puny minds :blah :P

Oasis · 24 Nov 2004, 11:14 pm

D E C c G...

jenz58 · 24 Nov 2004, 11:39 pm

I don't see how the existance of aliens can upset religious people anyways..... they just need to broaden their thoughts to encompass the entire universe....see the whole picture .....n get their heads out of the book from time to time.... d book has major flaws created by whoever was wanting power at the time it was printed

....this is not only d Bible but Koran....any of them......bias, corruption n ignorance got in!!!!! :cussing

They all need a damn good probing :thumb

If the being they see as God only created n looks after us earthlings...then who created the extraterestials worlds?.....Gods who may be greater than ours?

With some of the shit which is happening around the world right now I truly question his almighty powerfulness......he is not infalible

One theory I have is that he is an extraterestial n we are his tiny little science project .... he is at school in another universe the other side of the black hole.....what we see as earths history spanning thousands of years may only be a two month semester for him :alien

barls · 25 Nov 2004, 5:52 am

i agree jen they should do as a famous comedian suggested "take some mushrooms and squeegee your third eye clean"

jenz58 · 25 Nov 2004, 10:16 am

lol.....at's a good one!! 😀

Space, time n thought are infinite

barls · 25 Nov 2004, 2:58 pm

well if you like it you should try to find some more of his stuff its the late Bill Hicks that im quoting

jenz58 · 25 Nov 2004, 3:04 pm

OK didn't know who it was...I'll go look him up ....luv some comedians stuff 😎

Hey it was always the jester who informed d people...they had to be smart so they didn't loose their heads :jesus 😀

Luv sharp razor edge stuff d most

barls · 25 Nov 2004, 3:09 pm

he was a great comedian but did swear so if you dont like that sort of thing dont listen to him.
he goes on about life a fair bit though.

jenz58 · 25 Nov 2004, 3:11 pm

I swear so won't worry me ... it a good release at times 😀

jenz58 · 12 Dec 2004, 4:03 pm

....alien Christmas :rudolf

vw54 · 12 Dec 2004, 5:00 pm

Beam me up Jen

jenz58 · 12 Dec 2004, 5:21 pm

OK I am wearing my pointy tin foil hat it so makes a difference r u ready 😀 :sandrine :alien

zac_smits · 12 Dec 2004, 10:06 pm

watch out jenz....

sad et is here...

oh and jenz i thought i saw you the other night...

is this bobby??

(sorry bout that last one..i hope you find him....)

zac

[Edited on 12-12-2004 by zac_smits]

jenz58 · 12 Dec 2004, 10:28 pm

I hope I find him too :sandrine

ogtool · 14 Dec 2004, 7:57 am

barls wrote:i agree jen they should do as a famous comedian suggested "take some mushrooms and squeegee your third eye clean"

....who was that?!!

😉

Bill Hicks - Another Dead Hero.

Was 10 years a few months ago since he passed away.
:/

jenz58 · 14 Dec 2004, 5:53 pm

....I have no idea......BARLS????

Cheech or Chong?

vw54 · 14 Dec 2004, 5:58 pm

Bring on the Aliens ....

I want t o be be like whats her name Sigornie Weaver ???? n

jenz58 · 15 Dec 2004, 9:05 am

Dave you'd look real cute all sweaty n wearing tight pants n singlet top......n a big gun at the hip ready for the aliens :vader

Those movies give me night mares.....I've gotta close my eyes in the scary bit all d time .... and I sceam out loud in the cinema when I peep and see the scary aliens :o:o:o:cry

OMG getting flash backs now .... 🙁

vw54 · 15 Dec 2004, 10:56 am

here they are especially for u Jen

:alien :alien :alien :alien

ogtool · 15 Dec 2004, 5:23 pm

1302Steve wrote:Hi

Does anyone else run SETI on their computer? Whats SETI you ask? Go here to find out.> http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu

Was running the RC5-64 project for a few years, but thats all wrapped up now.

My CPU time is more than covered now as I'm doing occasional DVD production. And with about 30 hours total outputting to go from raw footage to a disc, I'd rather keep them cool when not working on real stuff.

🙂

jenz58 · 15 Dec 2004, 6:33 pm

So you can't run SETI any more???? :jesus

I think I lost a puter or two since being there for the the cause....

Dave they don't make me scream out loud ...or peep when I think it safe to peep .... I can handle them they r friendly aliens lol

Jenz prepares to put on the tin foil hat for another night of hope for contact :alien

vw54 · 15 Dec 2004, 7:06 pm

naughtie Aliens ... wheres my Ray Gun hahahahah

jenz58 · 15 Dec 2004, 7:16 pm

..nah if they are friendly then I will welcome them :sandrine

zac_smits · 16 Dec 2004, 3:59 am

jenz i think you need to watch dawn of the dead!

oh, and the original japenese version of the ring. i got them both at home..i'll lend them to you.

zac

jenz58 · 16 Dec 2004, 5:58 am

Will they make me scream zac.....n have nightmares??? :jesus:cry

THANKS!!:P:P

$2.63 homebrand baja · 16 Dec 2004, 7:03 am

*$2 hands jen a couple of jellybeans in sypathy and as a diversionary tactic to take her mind off the aliens* 😀

or are they really jellybeans? not just alien seed pods to plant secert knowledge and power from the 'other' dimension, in preparation for the second coming of the pyramid people as hosts for the mothership passengers? :o hmmmmm

$2 just freaked herself out and must go now and throw out the jellybeans she bought for her son, before the pod people come :duh

jenz58 · 16 Dec 2004, 7:27 am

lol....LUV jelly beans .....I can host :party