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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/32349/how-many-forum-members-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb

The_Bronze. ·

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Panel and Paint section
2 to argue then move it to the Tech section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty in VW's
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:duh

The Bronze.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by The_Bronze.]

HotRodMatt ·

Don't change a lightbulb.... modify it!

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by HotRodMatt]

winerot ·

is it bayonnet or scew in light bulb

sax ·

You can't just go around changing the light bulb, the light bulb has got to want to change.

Has anybody discussed this with the bulb?

toybug ·

I say well done
Its about time there was some light humour around here

Screw the light bulb😉

bertie_beetle ·

for the sake of those who don't share my sick sense of humour, this post has been edited.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by bertie_beetle]

ruckus ·

bertie_beetle wrote:How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb in the kitchen?





None; let the bitch cook your dinner in the dark.


heheheheheh......................political incorrectness
Dude that's just poor. Not even in the same league.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by ruckus]

MikeM ·

bertie_beetle wrote:heheheheheh......................political incorrectness
Dude, there is no need for that sort of shenanigans here.

Find a political incorrectness forum.

jenz58 ·

WOW I see d light!!!!! :tree

zac_smits ·

trust jenz to be in here...

you know...i just blew a lightbulb when i woke up this morning....

burnt the rrim of my mouth too.....

jenz58 ·

Hey n u r here two zac....great minds gravitate to the same source of knowledge

Flying VW ·

Well done Bronze.... You hit the nail on the head.

helbus ·

Speaking of light bulbs.

If you want to put your beetle in stock class in a show, does it matter if it has halogen or sealed beam headlights?

You could argue it is a safety item.

'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we go

Flying VW ·

My Baja wasn't allowed in Race Class. :cry

$2.63 homebrand baja ·

jenz58 wrote:Hey n u r here two zac....great minds gravitate to the same source of knowledge
$2 joins the avant-garde corner of the forum....
hmmm yes indeed, indeed, but perhaps with a simple abstraction of the concept one can completelty alter the original intention of this thread. Perhaps a more philosphical aproach to an extreemly complex issue with cosmic proportions. Mutli layered and multidimensional this next image is filled with tinfoil hat wearing potential!..............

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]

Starbug ·

wasnt that gag posted a while ago bronze? :P

zac_smits ·

mahahaha nicely done $2.63...

no-one got my joke ey?? obviously i'll have to speak down to you all next time :P

mscabrio ·

I think that you forgot to mention the number of people that it takes to argue whether the lightbulb is from the right "era"

Midlife crisis ·

Very good Bronze

Marc

Bugged Again ·

No one has mentioned colour yet

Zac you keep blowing lightbulbs if thats your thing!!!
Maybe even Darth's light saber

zac_smits ·

haha no darths saber was a bit of a mouthful 😀😀


(and no i;m not that way inclined before anyone asks!)

jenz58 ·

zac...were u being naughty again? :jesus

....yes darths saber would be like sword swallowing :duh

I always take my tin foil hat off when changing d light bulb in case I blow.... :P

zac_smits ·

haha jenz i can see this thread leading to 'dark' places lol...

jenz58 ·

.....yes YET again lol

I wonder if there is a topic we can't turn 😀

.... there is always light at d end of d tunnel :sandrine

eirecooled ·

good joke! but you forgot to mention the 1 post to tell you the bulbs available at vintage ph.............yada-yada 😉

squizy ·

But doesn't another mob do bulbs cheaper than vintage? Or is it the other way around?

Squiz....

ColumBUS ·

hehehe bertie beetle joke was funny! who gives a stuff u know its a joke, if he meant it, then id be different.

zak i got a couple Globes here for ya, and a halogen rod too... :sandrine

winerot ·

still waiting! is the light bulb screw in or bayonett

jenz58 ·

Scewing a light bulb is always dificult I'd imagine.... each to their own :jesus

zac_smits ·

^^rofl jenz...

be careful when taking the light bulb out after use..tends to be a bit hard to handle 😉

paaaaain......

jenz58 ·

......we'd better be careful not to go too far here with our words.....so nearing d edge of darkness 😉 😀

Ouch!!

jenz58 ·

LOL.......You wouldn't be an expert on the subject Heather by any chance?????!!!! 😀

You have a damn lot of vital stats there.... have you worked in a lighting shop .....were the lady satisfied with your selection of globes n tubes

57kombi ·

Bronze.
You forgot to add.

And 57kombi will find an excuse to post a pic of his bus, saying "well it has bulbs"


Cheers
Dave

jenz58 ·

Bewdy....need a couple more ...getting bored with the ones I've got at the moment ....need variety 😎

The_Bronze. ·

Glad you liked it. I though it was clever.

Star buggy - I my have been posted previously when I was AWOL. A mate of mine posted it the Geocaching Australia forum and since this forum is so much like that thread I though it would be a good giggle.

Um - It's a bayonett

It funny - Those in the geocaching forum started pointing what roles they would play in the thread based on what they are like.

Bronze.

pete wood ·

Bronze here are another 2;

6 to argue over the merits of 115v versus 240v.
1 purist to state that uprating the wattage of the lightbulb effectly renders the installation as "no longer standard" or "modified".

Flying VW ·

eirecooled wrote:good joke! but you forgot to mention the 1 post to tell you the bulbs available at vintage ph.............yada-yada 😉
LOL:thumb

Flying VW ·

ruckus wrote:
bertie_beetle wrote:How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb in the kitchen?





None; let the bitch cook your dinner in the dark.


heheheheheh......................political incorrectness
Dude that's just poor. Not even in the same league.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by ruckus]

That's OK in my point of view, just should of left the Bitch bit out.

eg... let her cook your dinner in the dark.