alright, this is a venue to hide behind the anonimity of our screen names (well for some...) and reveal the tragedies of our christmas parties... i'll start as i'm still hungover and cross eyed from saturday night....
venue- Sea World Nara Resort, Sat 18th... work christmas party for a brisbane mazda dealership...
old air fooled here was more then pleased to take advantage of the free alcohol and get hammered...
first half an hour- down 6 drinks. champers, bourbon, beer.
continue on swapping to whisky but keepin the bourbon flowing, sometimes 2 glasses at once. stole a bottle of rum from the bar somewhere along the line and poured a full glass. went and spewed up after one sip. i hate rum.
somewhere around this time i had called out for the managing director of 300 people in the company to "SHOW US YER TITS" in the middle of his speech and then grabbed the general manager, the 2nd in charge, and twirled him around the dance floor and into the air in my drunken stupor.
i also hugged everyone and told them why or why not they were my favourite/ not my favourite work mate.
after making my way back from the toilets from driving the porcelain bus, i attempted some dancing with the female partners of my workmates as of course i was the funniest most irresistable man on the face of this earth by then... i then procceded to fall over continously and then tried to hijack the microphone from the bands singer, abusin him with 'fuck you mark knopfler' when he commanded me off stage... well he did have the hair...
from then on was a bit of a blur, all i recall is waking up with my head in the toilet, my missus pulling my shirt off and my work mates dragging me through the resort to their room half naked to sober up... as i was hurling again into their waste bin i heard an argument between their girlfriends over wether or not i had alcohol poisoning and should they call an ambulance (!!) or not... so me and my equally shatterd missus did a runner and went and crashed in the back of my work ute, saturated from the sprinklers poppin up along the way....
i woke up one sore and sorry mother and drinking for christmas is DEFFINATELY off...
i hope this has given you a few kicks, so now time to fess up and recall your christmas party tragedies, past or present...
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~air fooled~ ·