my girlfriend is cheeting on me

I have been with my missus for 5 years now, at the start great times and even better nites!, but now i think she is cheeting on me. the late nites she tells me she is out with the girls, getting all dolled up just to go to work. finding sexy underwear on the line that i have not seen on her but yet it is always getting washed.
just last week i heard a car pull up a few houses up the road and drop someone of and then take of down the street with its lights off. almost an exact minute later the front door open and its my missus, she said she walked home from her freinds house. i questioned all the make up she had on, she replied, Whats up with me looking pretty?.
another nite went by with me having tea alone. so i thaught stuff this i am going to find out whats going on. I heard the car slowing down to pull up a couple of houses up the road, so i snuck out the front of the house and hid behind my white 68 beetle. as i was waiting behind my "loyal" girl i noticed she had rust coming through on the front guard down near the running board, Does anyone know if this is difficult to cut out and repair.
please get back to me soon
Mick:P

lol.. that's a cracker

mmmmmmmm

deja vu


twas done a month or so ago.

but still a good laugh

again????

already been done.......funny though

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Rob...😎

I haven't seen it before, and loved it! My wife looked at me strange when I read it to her though....something she just wouldn't understand....

sound like she needs a good rub back...lol,good one

haha and i almost thought he was serious then :P:P
(then again..england is a bit behind hahah)

That's a great story. Love it. My wife didn't find it funny either. I think i like it more cause she didn't.

try a good buffing