ok common, abviously there are alot of unhappy souls, fools and what ever else.if you wann attack me, my posts or anyone elses fro that matter, try posting here.get it all out so that you can all carry on in your happy lives, trying not to control others. hoping this can make for a merry visit by all.
thanks
merry xmas to all.
:tree
[Edited on 22/12/2004 by twoguns]
sax ·
Firstly you need to go back to school and learn basic english or at least attempt to proof read the shit you intend to post.
Looks like you are pissed or stoned and on the computer again.
Other than that, ' have a nice day' .
robnjo ·
I've never had any probs but I will post my xmas wishes for you and your vw klan....have a good one Wes
:tree:beer:tree:beer:party
Rob
Alex Holzl ·
crap bloody shit crap poo cow dog pig fuk noodle dip shit of a person you are!!! go eat some shit crap poo mate!! :cussing THANks for craps shit cow bloody nothing!!!
lol just had to get that all off my chest :kiss
twoguns ·
lol... sorry dont do drugs. dont proof read, its easy, what you see is what you get. jsut anybody else to type on the keys as quick as pos. would you like caps and commas and stuff. and thanks for your imput.
hope you ave a good xmas too.
:tree
twoguns ·
haha... good to see it helps alex. soemtimes i think its msut be good to have a random vent.
and thanks rob. to you and yours a good xmas as well.
:tree
Alex Holzl ·
:thumb
twoguns ·
Alex Holzl wrote::thumb
hmm i think youve lost ht point of it now..... 😉
sax ·
:cry
twoguns ·
hahaha sax. code?
57kombi ·
I drive a splitty, All I do to vent my anger is take it for a drive, I'm smiling again within 1 mile.
Thanks for the offer anyway.
Cheers
Dave
Boozer ·
twoguns wrote:ok common, abviously there are alot of unhappy souls, fools and what ever else.if you wann attack me, my posts or anyone eslses fro that matter, try posting here.get it all out so that you can all carry on in your happy lives, trying to control others.
thanks
:tree
why what did you do Chewguns? WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!
ColumBUS ·
wes... you have a very small amount of hair on your head...
...i just dont like it.
but other than that merry xhristmas/hunnukah, ramadam/ etc etc.
btw - fcuk prooooofreedin
pod ·
this topic totally sucks:puke:puke:puke
MERRY CHRISTMAS to the twogun clan anyway:tree:tree:tree:tree
Paul
phatrat ·
fuk....were do I start....wes.
I'll be back
frenzix ·
short man syndrome
Robo ·
I have no problem with ya..........Well not yet anyway!
Have a nice day!..
Rob...😎
VolksFolks ·
Cone anyone!!
Wes you are a wanker
But i like ya style
Andy
twoguns ·
this is good. maybe if it goes on like this then everyone can get back to being nice to all the others.... some arnt very creative. 😉
barls ·
hey wes your eye brows are lop sided and you have a collection to rivel my old man so there for you must be eliminated :blush just kidding merry christmas man and i may see you sometime up in taree
twoguns ·
Boozer wrote:
twoguns wrote:ok common, abviously there are alot of unhappy souls, fools and what ever else.if you wann attack me, my posts or anyone eslses fro that matter, try posting here.get it all out so that you can all carry on in your happy lives, trying to control others.
thanks
:tree
why what did you do Chewguns? WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!
hey boozer, havent done anything, i dont think...:duh jsut tired of coming onhere and seeing my posts and many mnay others being critised for such trivial things. and tired of people attacking people. so i jsut thought lets put it all in one place, and then people can jsut move on.
i figure i can be the spearhead for allthings being attacked. it doesnt worry me, i can fend for myself, and like dave said, driving a splitty brings you calm. would suggest that everybody get one, or if they have one, then drive it... but alas there aint enough to go round.
can suggest for all the peeps the followoing.
its a book called 'dont sweat teh small stuff... and its all small stuff' by richard carlson, phd.
'simple wasy to keep the little things from taking over your life'
:tree
[Edited on 22/12/2004 by twoguns]
ColumBUS ·
im thinkin its the holiday and therefore stress season. once this time of commercial profit and economical surge then we can all chillax.
twoguns ·
might be kk. many people are having fun. been watching them goin chrissy shopping all glum. seems thinking about their love ones, must be ahrd for some.
soon it will be all over and we can get back to havin fun in carparks. :thumb
where is costa, anyway... 😎
bertie_beetle ·
Go and illegaly download some music. that'll make you feel mcuh better🙂
twoguns ·
bertie_beetle wrote:Go and illegaly download some music. that'll make you feel mcuh better🙂
roflmao!
mate i know you will get all you want for xmas... 😉
Doug Sweetman ·
I was going to post some nasty shiat, but I read all the posts in this topic, and now I have a warm fuzzy feeling.......
Bah Humbug.
Merry xmas. Good topic too by the way.
twoguns ·
well doug, if you ever feel the urge, come back.....
:tree
SteveMk2 ·
:P
Do you really like Hondas enough to want to copulate with them?
twoguns ·
SteveMk2 wrote::P
Do you really like Hondas enough to want to copulate with them?
i thought this was how you riced vdubs.... 😉
frenzix ·
haha
wacked1 ·
wes you are one ugly MOFO.
have a nice christmas
love wacked1
twoguns ·
ive come to accept this waked1, but never a prob witht he ladies, and besides the matt black only enhances my special features...😉
youhave a good christmas too, hope you get all you desire.
:tree
Freddie Fender ·
Hairy Christmas!! Don't worry about Sax, look at his avatar before youtake him seriously!!
What's Dis" Bah Hamburg" ting!
twoguns ·
i dont take nothing seriously...hence this post for the benefit of all....
:tree :tree :tree
StenGuns ·
I want his avatar for xmas
Freddie Fender wrote:Hairy Christmas!! Don't worry about Sax, look at his avatar before youtake him seriously!!
What's Dis" Bah Hamburg" ting!
twoguns ·
and for all the respondies above....
:tree
wacked1 ·
twoguns wrote:ive come to accept this waked1, but never a prob witht he ladies, and besides the matt black only enhances my special features...😉
youhave a good christmas too, hope you get all you desire.
:tree
too right there mate, i seen your wife at the nats one year you are a lucky man.
last celtic warrior ·
I've seen his wife too. But he's not sposed to know about that... :bounce
To all, mayyou kissmyarse...
I mean, Merry Christmas...
Fossil ·
:tree good intention 2 guns just sorry sax has his head shoved so far up his own he hasn't had anything positive to say on anything I've seen on the the forum but then where his head is he only sees scheitt:repuke
Flying VW ·
I'm going up the Hume HWY and turning left into Narellan Rd this year in the hope of TRACKING SOME DOG DOWN.
Or maybe he will be at the Nats next Easter. MMMMMMmmm
(he should know who he is, I printed his post before it got deleted)
Besides that I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas.
helterskelter400 ·
its not only a split than makes you smile and be one with the world within a mile. my bugeye has this same efect on me wheter it be fanging in town, cruising up the dieway or rorting up the beach/track....
koolkarmakombi ·
merry xmas 2guns!
twoguns ·
helterskelter400 wrote:its not only a split than makes you smile and be one with the world within a mile. my bugeye has this same efect on me wheter it be fanging in town, cruising up the dieway or rorting up the beach/track....
try, our JnS does it too. i think its gotta be those drives that bring out the 'ohh, i would love to do that factor'...
and car vet, my lady said, 'time wasted was a leason learned!' 😉 LOL.
twoguns ·
so is there any lame gift critism's, yet?
like the smae socks or the kitchen appliance. me i am happy i got a ps2
StenGuns ·
Twoguns.. Get a new avatar mate.. I'm getting epileptic fits.. Something static but classy.. Like Sax..
Alternatively can you adjust the stroke.. shorten the gudgeon pins (read con rods.. see what happens!!).. SOMETHING!!
[Edited on 29-12-2004 by StenGuns]
sax ·
What you mean nothing positive?
I say it as I see it.
Caused me massive problems when I once moderated on an American
forum, they were just too fragile.
But we are all strong strapping Aussies ay lads?
I live in a bullshit free zone, all are welcome to visit.
twoguns ·
i dont know stenguns, what i have seems kinda appropriate. cant quite get into trouble with it, but reflects my demeanour (sp?), anyway i have plenty others but.....
and just a thought, b4 things get started. admins, please note.... delete only htose bits inappropriate to teh thread ( shouldnt be much as its about critism and association by it) and not delete the entire thread.
phatrat ·
tg's have a good new year...and were is my condor:duh
twoguns ·
yeah good new years to all. hope you all get smashed fall over drunk and dont remember the rpomises you make. that way we all just have fun in the new year.
the condor is coming, by the way.
:beer :beer :beer
twoguns ·
what teh ... you go away for a few days, and the post for sale gets deleted. absolute bullshit again. why ? dont know. it had a listing link to ebay( expired while away), but was getting relisted today and which was about to relinked again. hence the link to be relisted on ebay and attach again, and its gone.
fair dinkum, how about returning my thread so that i may relink my for sale. cant tell me thats not in the rules also?!?
twoguns ·
for the following...
Buying, Selling & Swapping Cars (Forum Moderators: Aussie Blkbug, kombi_kid, BenettonVW, Buggy Brad)
how is it that after looking around that there are many ads that arent to the letter of the 'law', yet mine is deleted ( and mine had a legitimate ebay listing!!!!), and the others remain?
[Edited on 2/1/2005 by twoguns]
57kombi ·
Dont worry mate your not the only one, Crazy George asked for expressions of interest on some vehicles, and got the usual," wheres the price", but at the same time there were 5 others around him that didnt have a price and no one said a thing.
Again too many people with too little to do.
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
i know that, and yet mine is deleted yet again... probably prejudice by at least one mod, i reackon.
how was your new year dave? looking forward to anything big this year?
57kombi ·
Great New Year, Might have some big news soon, but got to keep it quiet for now???
Going to help 57chookshed do a double door split we found a while ago.
Bus is running sweet, thinking of disc front for it, cant deciede if I want to fit a bay beam and then adaptors or get some of Shermans discs, there is also the CSP ones but might be too expensive.
Sold any of yours yet.
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
not yeat, had a couple of offers, but not really suitable, but we'll see.
i ve heard mixed reports on the sherman kits, but who am i to know. i have a late anrrowed front beam on mine witht he CBB brake kit. you can buy the kits and fit yourself if youre interested.
57kombi ·
How much and do you have to run small 5 or can you use the adaptors, would like to stick with large 5.
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
would need adapters for large five, i run porsche on one and late model option on the other.
front beam with all new gear and discs, is around 1100 i think. the rear kit is 660. i think a narrowed front beam and brake kit, with all new bits, is around the 1800 mark.
not sure of hte front brake kit seperately.
vanderaj ·
twoguns wrote:i know that, and yet mine is deleted yet again... probably prejudice by at least one mod, i reackon.
how was your new year dave? looking forward to anything big this year?
As mentioned in a previous post, there's been two deletions since the 28th. I doubt that they are your threads in particular.
There are usually about 1000 posts a day on the forum. No moderator or admin can read them all. If you see a post which is non-compliant, click the button called "Report", and it will get evaluated and acted upon if non-compliant. I get these reports as well, not just the moderators, and I do follow them up.
Andrew
twoguns ·
andrew, have sent you u2u. still no luck... seriously think it has been moved or something.
[Edited on 3/1/2005 by twoguns]
kustomkool ·
Heres some critisism twonuns what makes your avater ok and yet you whined and carried on about my avater.I dont usually give a shit about it but you where asking for critisism.I loved that avater.D
twoguns ·
sorry kk, dont know what i said about yours and which one youre refering too i dont remember. jsut had a look back a year and couldnt find anything. dont remember. i didnt think i had too much bad about anyones, but must be wrong. you could enlighten me if you want.
[Edited on 3/1/2005 by twoguns]
kustomkool ·
just joking...........haha man you guys gotta get outside and work on your dubs stop the beef enjoy your rides get along share ideas give advise and love one anothers avaters.peace KK
twoguns ·
kustomkool wrote:just joking...........haha man you guys gotta get outside and work on your dubs stop the beef enjoy your rides get along share ideas give advise and love one anothers avaters.peace KK
geez, man you spooked me. didnt think i had any history there, but as i said i have diagnosed 'craft disease'... so who knows.
trying to enjoy my rides, jsut have too many at the mo, not helping my decision making.
[Edited on 3/1/2005 by twoguns]
57kombi ·
So whats this craft stuff.
Are you into making models then.
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
cant remember a fukcing thing..... craft.
vwombat ·
Craft disease makes people all "crafty" as in "dodgy". Its symptoms include the ability to purchase cars at cheap prices and to overinflate the price on resale. This is the reason that 2G's is always in trouble. People need to simply accept the otherly abled. Stop picking on Twoguns, it's just the disease. If he was blind, or deaf, or only had one testicle, people wouldn't be harrassing him on the forum now would they?
All the best for the new year Mate. Hopefully people will understand that I am a sarcastic git and am otherwise pretty harmless.
:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:party:bounce:bounce
twoguns ·
vwombat wrote:Craft disease makes people all "crafty" as in "dodgy". Its symptoms include the ability to purchase cars at cheap prices and to overinflate the price on resale. This is the reason that 2G's is always in trouble. People need to simply accept the otherly abled. Stop picking on Twoguns, it's just the disease. If he was blind, or deaf, or only had one testicle, people wouldn't be harrassing him on the forum now would they?
All the best for the new year Mate. Hopefully people will understand that I am a sarcastic git and am otherwise pretty harmless.
:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:party:bounce:bounce
think you got the diagnosis all wrong dude. i have craft not shonk. never had a car ive made a dollar on, ever! but do have a lot of cars.
[Edited on 3/1/2005 by twoguns]
twoguns ·
new years resolution,w as a deal struck witht he lil lady.
agreed that when the time comes, she can jsut drop me off at a bus stop with a sign saying 'free to good home', as i wont remember who or what by then anyhows... why should it matter.
vwombat ·
Mate - I was just stirring the pot, 'cause I remember that being the issue in the past. Good on you I reckon. I'm actually on your side - it was more about people getting all uppity about you putting work into cars and foolishly EXPECTING something in return.
We all know that all the forum dubbers work as a charity and virtually give away cars - NOT!!!
Did you sell the KG?
twoguns ·
hohoho lol i get it now. yep remember faintly now.
nope not yet. had a listing on ebay, as soon as the mod returns my thread, i can carry on with trying.
vwombat ·
I've got to learn to speak like a human. whenever I try to make a point in my own idiotic way - exactly the opposite is understood! Nobody gets me apart from Heather and Tim!!!
Let's spell Irony children I-R-O-N-Y.
twoguns ·
gets kinda scary, doesnt it?
57kombi ·
I seem to have the same problem, everyone takes what I say seriously.
I'm only here for a laugh.
Hate volksies, just like stirring you lot up.
Cheers
Dave
kustomkool ·
From: twoguns
To: kustomkool
Folder: Inbox
Sent: 16-5-2004 at 09:15 AM
Message: posted on 16/5/2004 at 09:14 AM
and the is the most inappropriate avatar ive seen on here kustomkool. lets hope you take it on board to change it soon, hey.
kustomkool ·
Not that i care dude going by your posts you seem cool but anyway just to let you know i wasnt talking shit.peace.
twoguns ·
well theer ya go mate. which one did i refer too? must apologise if i over stepped the mark. i can send you some great ones to compensate if ya wish.
vwombat ·
Do they also involve dry-humping freaks without genitals??? Now THAT'S appropriate! Arf!
twoguns ·
wow, some of you forum mods really arnt affraid to jsut delete anything you dont like, and seems your not affraid to discriminate also leaving some memebers posts and stabs and yet deleteing others.
i post a half stab with a wink as i know some dont even want to address my question, a nd you jsut wipe it under the rug. seems very petty when you cant even communicate.
kroozzn63 ·
hey tim you said short man syndrome thats my prob not wes,s wats all this who ha about we all know our wesy ha ha
sax ·
Free speech is a privelidge not a right.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used to screw you over.
You have the right to an attorney, if you can not afford an attorney,
we will appoint some pimply faced uni student legal aid pecker to represent you.
Do you understand these rights?
type3kid ·
WTF is going on here?? sorry i am lazt and can't be bothered reading 3 pages.
they shootin at ya Wes?
twoguns ·
sax wrote:Free speech is a privelidge not a right.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used to screw you over.
You have the right to an attorney, if you can not afford an attorney,
we will appoint some pimply faced uni student legal aid pecker to represent you.
Do you understand these rights?
hahaha yep starting to. it seems very easy to get stuffed around in the virtual world.
twoguns ·
type3kid wrote:WTF is going on here?? sorry i am lazt and can't be bothered reading 3 pages.
they shootin at ya Wes?
i just keep getting censored my thinks.
vwombat ·
Was the stab with a wink for me? I love this shite!!! I cna take twice as much as I give, 'cause I know I'm half full of it, and the other half is gonna get misunderstood anyway.
Long live Wes!!! Or at least that part of him that's allowed to talk here on the forum.
twoguns ·
no, wombat... was on a different thread. jim or andrew cleaned it up quick, i gotta say. but no one seems to be able to 'find' my 'lost' thread. all credit to andrew though as he seems the only one to communicate.
anwyay i couldnt take a stab at you mate. your avatar doesnt allow me to do it, jsut too damn nice. 😀
Spook ·
I missed this! So here goes.
C#NT, PRICK, WANKER, TINY BRAINED WIPER OF OTHER PEOPLES BOTTOMS!
Now, there was an editorial in the Telegraph that train drivers were "medieval rumps". I know what both words mean, but for the life of me don't see how combined they are an insult.
Either way if I'm one SO ARE YOU!
And you never bought me that beer at the Nats.
twoguns ·
hey spook, been waiting for you, man.
but never saw you at the nats. did i? :duh. wouldve if i didve.
vwombat ·
Medieval rumps, were quite round and chunky if you had dosh, or starving and
plague ridden otherwise. I don't quite understand the insult either?!?
Maybe the journo wanted to get out of using the same old clichee's and tried
dropping acid before writing?
Come to think of it, where does a Journo get off insulting anybody?
VWFOOL ·
hey wes im pissed with u!
ur wesnjac4evr email doesnt work and keeps rejecting DNVK emails, how bout u fix that up mate 😉
HotRodMatt ·
Maybe he was refering to a bustle. It would be a bit of an insult to insinuate that you would be strapped to some smelly arse mediaeval bitches arse.
vwombat ·
Looks like a Baja cage. Just the thing for Heather's arse!!! If we made the thing airtight, she could store all that methane for fuel!!!
HotRodMatt ·
See it is insulting... Still it would be worse to be called a merkin.
Spook ·
Nah, saw your bus but didn't see you. Had to drive anyway, the lady Melanie will not drive my truck if she can avoid it. This year maybe.
Criticism for the sake of it isn't my style. Fuck up though, & I'll let you know about it.
twoguns ·
sam you have u2u mate. sorry bout that.
spook, mate i dont get the chance to fuck up anymore. every thing i say that could be not liked or misstrued(sp) is deleted. :duh sorry ... lost. :o
Spook ·
You've been having trouble with the thought police then.
Is that what this is all about??
twoguns ·
i have trouble with thought police, no think police and wanna be police, plus teh law, rules, secret guidelines, and i think maybe the entire english/education department..... :duh
twoguns ·
oh, forgot the discrimination and anti discrimination boards, the equal oportunity commision, sex descrimination department, and i am sure there are others....
damn, where did i put those keys to the splitty again, i need to go for a drive. 🙂
57kombi ·
Wes.
Welcome to my world.
Cheers
Dave
Spook ·
I did try to point out what was gunna happen, but Dave was the only one listening.
twoguns ·
no spook, i was a listen if ya remember and even havinga word, now i am jsut copping it..... 😉
Spook ·
Yeah well, you'll not convince me THAT decision wasn't made before the discusson.
For mine, the place has gone stale since. Seems to be a lot of frivolous threads.
May well be just me, but it seems a lot of people that used to be regulars just don't post anymore. I find very few things to comment on now days.
Won't be getting that beer this year either, working that weekend. Day work too, so I won't even be able to drop by.
[Edited on 7-1-2005 by Spook]
twoguns ·
damn shame that. well i ll owe you and when you cath my bus or dcab, give me a yell...
57kombi ·
Hey Spook.
I only post to have a laugh, but too many people take things too serious. There only volksies.
Im thinking of coming to the nationals, you gotta go so we can meet and hate each other!!!??????
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
dave, we can get a shirt that recognises us on the forum. somehting like
'understood by few, hated by many, envied by most... proud AVDmember'
:duh :thumb :P
[Edited on 8/1/2005 by twoguns]
vwombat ·
Oh oh! I smell a splinter group forming.
Heather and Thor made one up too guys. Come up with a catchy title, and all the anal retentives will avoid your posts like the plague (erm, that is of course, if you get to post them in the first place?!?!?)
Adam_C ·
Anyone that can have as many cars as you, be as free as you.... and NOT work ,......... can well..... GO AND GET FUCKED
😀😀😀 Jealous?......... fucking oath!!!!!
keep cruzin mate
twoguns ·
hey amn, ive worked hard, jsut now not so hard... 😉
Spook ·
Work commitments come first Dave, thems the breaks.
As for you twoguns, you only live 40 minutes up the road, we'll just have to sort out a barby one weekend.
Question; is Valla on this year??
twoguns ·
dont think valla is on this year. i htink it is 2006.
have been thinkning about a barbie, and i might sort something along those lines for this year.
:party
:beer
ColumBUS ·
its been a while since ive posted on here, but...
wes, that movie of you and david hasselhoff is just disgusting! you make me sick!
57kombi ·
Wes
I only wish I could handle a computer like you, that banner at the bottom is brilliant, love the headline.
Funny how people are quick to pick you up on doing something wrong like not putting your postcode in an ad, (shock horror)but when you ask them to answer a question, you never here from them. Funny that.
I have been told off for having an opinion and then called arogant and ignorant by that same person, yes a modorator, so it is alright for them to have a personal attack on me but I cant have an opinion,
Some people let power go to their heads.
Cheers
Dave
Just venting some steam, If you dont like it call me arrogant??????
Its MY opinion
57kombi ·
Whats happening, we cant let this go on to the second page.
Bumperoody
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
well, i m learning more and more every day, that even those you think you know, still dont understand the worth of their word. such a bummer.
but life goes on. pity really as i thought there were still some good out there.
twoguns ·
dave, you sent me that email yet? or is it not needed?
57kombi ·
I sent 3 e-mails to you and 1 came back.
Is the address right, sent them yesterday.
Cheers
Dave
twoguns ·
sent you email, and u2u.
twoguns ·
Kroozin_Kikko wrote:its been a while since ive posted on here, but...
wes, that movie of you and david hasselhoff is just disgusting! you make me sick!
you wrote, produced and recorded... what was i suppose to do?
i thought i played the part well, and david, well what can you say.... he is jsut one sick bastard, but he did get what he deserved.
helbus ·
I am sure Tom Sellek was available to do some movies, in fact he was enthusiastic to be able to be in one with David Hasselhoff. He would not elaborate on the story line, but did say it was going to shock people.
helbus ·
The B Team (backup to the A Team)
David Hasselhoff
Wes
Tom Selleck
Gary Coleman
twoguns ·
hmmmm! now thinking to find murals. lots and lots of murals...... 😉
oh and a tacho!
twoguns ·
and jsut to bring it back ot the top.... seems even those that sit right at the top have problems with conforming. ROTFLMAO! :thumb hey jim. 😉
jenz58 ·
....goodness is this still up there.....:o
AND I just helped it stay up :jesus
Heather SPAM AWAY!!! :bounce:bounce:bounce
twoguns ·
Nooooooooooooo! not heather. ive jsut had one bout of her jsut recently.
*ducks, takes shelter and prepares*
besides i here she is turning all nice, sweet, and kinda appealing!
no more nastie pics, sarcasim, and mindless grovel. but instead more smooth, rythmic and caring love.....
jenz58 ·
Nah...she had a brief thought of turning nice...er.. she dropped that New Year resolution....we will gang up on you big time...drop the cause now or regret it!!! :P
(Heather....you there????? Help!!!!! :duh)
StenGuns ·
Hey Twoguns! I found one of you
StenGuns ·
Maybe this one
StenGuns ·
Sorry.. This one
jenz58 ·
:vader
So you think you cut us girls down!!! HA!!!
twoguns ·
love em stenguns, thanks a lot. i can now be armed and ready... 🙂