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This will probably get deleted:Deer vs SUV (Contains LOTS of Splattered deer. Do NOT look if you think you will be offended)

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/33940/this-will-probably-get-deleteddeer-vs-suv-contains-lots-of-splattered-deer-do

Boozer ·

Found this on Shoptalkforums and I can't beleive it. This will probably get deleted the instant someone looks and gets offended for LOOKING BY THEIR OWN CHOICE! anyway ta da!

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=777869#

Fossil ·

how'd the occupants look

CoopGirl ·

I reckon that's crap. If that really happened and it was that bad the driver would be dead.

PurpleT3 ·

Imagine explaining that to your local car detailer!!

Boozer ·

apparently the theory is that the deer was first hit by a minivan which flicked it into the air and then it was hit midair by the fourby. and the first impact by the minivan apparently blended the insides of the deer (ewwww!) and then when it was hit by the fourby the deer bag exploded. yummy. not.

bertie_beetle ·

Looks like it could be set up, that blood looks a little fake. but if it is real, i hope someone was sitting in the back seat.......

BiX ·

by the look sof it, half the deer went through while the other half went over. so if the deer was slipt in half , that much blood and fluid could be produced?

~air fooled~ ·

funny thing is the two deer halves have no blood over the coat!!

i will stop speeding on my motor bike now....

rice_girl ·

Ohhhhhhhh :puke
poor thing .....

Doug Sweetman ·

How the f#%k do you find shit like that ?

Julie-Anne ·

HMM The blood looks a bit pink to be real to me, blood's usually darker than that.

lulu94 ·

yes blood is usually darker but it depends if it has been mixed up with muscle and fat and made deer meat soup, then it could be that colour
danielle

mscabrio ·

Julie-Anne wrote:HMM The blood looks a bit pink to be real to me, blood's usually darker than that.

The blood that would have caused that mess would be arterial which is lighter in color. Venous blood is darker in color, but doesn't spurt.

The internal organs which are splattered through the car look a little "dull", if they were fresh out of the deer they should still be shiny ........

I think that it is set up.

Did you see the green new beetle in the background ?

scottbugged ·

I would say it looks fake to me, There would be a splatter void on the driver's seat where the driver should be sitting (don't you people watch "CSI").

vern74 ·

You guys know far too much about blood and internal organs !

Julie-Anne ·

scottbugged wrote:I would say it looks fake to me, There would be a splatter void on the driver's seat where the driver should be sitting (don't you people watch "CSI").

YEAH AND ON THE STEERING WHEEL WHERE THE HANDS WOULD HAVE BEEN !!!!!

twoguns ·

thats a drivers seat, and i dont see any shadow forma driver sitting in it, although you cant see it all, i dont think its all real.

Doug Sweetman ·

Unless of course that car was sitting on the side of thre road and the deer ran into it really fast......

twoguns ·

lol, really really REALLY fast!

Boozer ·

Doug Sweetman wrote:How the f#%k do you find shit like that ?

it's on a paintball forum- PBNation. I was reading on there and this caught my eye.

Boozer ·

after reading through the entire thread i can't make up my mind. it's possible the driver could've ducked and the blood on the seat is from it reflecting and splattering off the roof and then dripping down.as for the gaps on the steering wheel, it didn't happen in an instant as in start/stop there would've been spray and dripping and stuff so i reckon it's entirely possible as the deer was hit twice. and if it is a fake, someone is really sick and has gone to an insane amount of effort to do it and if so you'd think that they'd think of the gaps in the driver's seat and steering wheel.

sax ·

Yummm, venison.

ColumBUS ·

oky doky time to show u all that its a fake

no blood on the deer halves
'deer mush theory' why is there a complete liver/heart/organ in the back? with no blood on it.
bone doesnt turn to mush... no bones at all visible.
blood on the drivers seat... no person was sitting there at the time the blood was sprayed on.

deer mush theory... when organs bleed there are a lot more red bloods cells in the blood, making it very dark and will appear black if alot or all organs are mushed.
the deer bits are cut very neatly in half, and the picture of the hindlegs looks doctored anyways.

but, upon further reading of the thread, youve figured all of this out. therefore, im feeling like an idiot even as i type this, yet i continue to type... why daniel why?

where $2.63 when u need her?

Spook ·

You don't get a decent shot of the drivers seat to know one way or the other.
As for the steering wheel, instinct is to cover your face if you see something coming at you, hence no hands on the wheel. You'd also probably duck, explaining the headrest.

After 18 years of running over furry creatures with trains, I have seen them splatter like that, I have seen them cut in two, BUT, I have never seen a bone come dislodged from the carcass. You'll have blood all over the front of your train, but not on the carcass.

It may well be real.

Either way, it's gunna take a while to get the pong out...😎

[Edited on 10-1-2005 by Spook]

mnsKmobi ·

But was Santa OK?

:tree

KOM123 ·

Oh deer...

WABaja ·

Damn it...!!!
I read all that with the intention of writting


"Oh Deer"

at the end, only to find I've been beaten to the punch line...!!!!


:vader

jenz58 ·

Well it didn't get deleted.......AND I finally looked.......yucky........poor deer :cry

I hope the driver was OK hit his side......

What a mess...insides everywhere....