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Fat Chick on The Samba

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VolksFolks ·

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=156923

Whateva next

lol

bugeyedbabe ·

ooo ur so sick, i though it was a fatchick, only to find it was....

man, i'm gonna get a dvd for my man for easter...NOT!

he's got me and one fat chick in hia life is enuf!

frenzix ·

hahaha damn thats funny, but trust me it's not worth it, if you want a copy just let us know

bugeyedbabe ·

thanks...but no thanks....if i wanted fat hick porn, i just go make a tape of myself....:repuke:puke:repuke

frenzix ·

hahahaha

bugeyedbabe ·

he loves me and thinks i'm bewdiful, and sing like a bird..

but he's blind, and deaf...so it's all good

frenzix ·

now im just scared

jenz58 ·

...and that is on the samba :jesus

Well the pics didn't look very erotic to me??? You'd want to know you got more for $50 than that......😀

Frenzix did you buy it......????

Are you a shopaholic on thesamba or something?? lol

pod ·

what a dag,bloody porn flooding into all sorts of forums these days🙁

frenzix ·

No! not me. i have a friend name kevin who i think bought it

byronbus ·

tim you dodgy dirty man

lost ·

the beady eyed asexual fat controller will surely wreak pain upon you for this post....not to mention those erotic, exotic, sexy,shamefull, lusty, rude, lude, shock horror female non vw pics.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by lost]

bugeyedbabe ·

oh definately, but those who read it before it goes get to laugh first....and thats before i sell my video for $50 on samba

just waiting for my warning..

(andrew, may need to change my name soon)

helterskelter400 ·

haha

its in the off road section not only type 3.

its gunna take over all vw sites soon.

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=156927

frenzix ·

as long as it involves a vw or even a dipstick or something, then im there!

jenz58 ·

bugeyedbabe lol

So what's the name of your video then??? It has to be catchy....on thesamba it need a VW twist to it to really sell


Hmmmm...not like that cheap ringin selling herself, her video, AND not even a VW tat to be seen amongst the ones she had visible....she's using OUR community!!!:cussing

"Hi...I Dag...." !!!! that's not even an erotic name....she's hopeless :duh

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by jenz58]

helterskelter400 ·

haha

i wonder if her market research showed that she is what the average vw purchaser actually wants?? and thesamba is where she should be advertising.
haha

vanderaj ·

She's not fat. She's big boned.

Andrew

bugeyedbabe ·

if it has to involve a dipstick..then i guess i better ask teh big guy if he'll join in..😉

if it has to relate to vw....then i just it just goes under fatchick dancing...:thumb

Also, I'm happy to get a VW tat, but ur not gonna wanna see it :repuke

and i don't think she's from czeks...she american....finds a place she likes, dedcides she can make money from it, and so she takes over the whole damn thing.

:cussing

d4

helterskelter400 ·

this is what thesamba is all about :]

squizy ·

I can't see the Type 3 she's meant to be advertsing?

jenz58 ·

Well how many hits do you think the hot chick pics get on there??? Might give some indication...

But you think they'd advise her to wear a tight VW t-shirt, cut off shorts and bent over the front of a beetle....or lounge around on the double bed of a camper kombi....I'd be get new market advisers 😀

lost ·

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by lost]

lost ·

helterskelter400 wrote:this is what thesamba is all about :]
this is the real deal

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by lost]

helterskelter400 ·

takes all types eh?

haha

bugeyedbabe ·

okay jenz....she want to SELL the dvds.

advert like that, the boys'd just b asking where they can get the shirt.

:thumb

lost ·

helterskelter400 wrote:takes all types eh?

haha

oh yeah, and viva la diff

bugeyedbabe ·

all types...thats just an orgy!

akean1 ·

maybe someone should write and see if she has any other VW paraphenalia for sale? dag is either a cheerfull funny name, or something that should get left behind on the farm:P

Dagmar Prusova
Pod Kapli 48
Straz pod Ralskem
471 27
Czech republic

Have a great day.

Best regards

Dag
My e-mail: connie1@centrum.cz

bugeyedbabe ·

okay...akean1...why are u advertising my address like that!

:cry

bugeyedbabe ·

nah...really...ur just encouraging her ya know

jenz58 ·

Yes...she could go topless in a baja.....sweetly teasing in a notch....wild jungle woman in a thing...the girl just has no imagination :blush

frenzix ·

ewewwweww i had another peak and she looks like my old german luftwaffe gym instructer, he was a prick.. but it helped us win the war. Oh shit we lost didn't we ?

bugeyedbabe ·

and now u've given her ideas....

bugeyedbabe ·

i just have to make those vids first, then i can say she ripped them off me...

hmm topless in a baja...can anyone lend me a baja???

bugeyedbabe ·

oka stop...i checked the size of my butt...it's not gonna fit in the baja....
anyone got a splitty???

camper perhaps??

i'll let u have the first dvd free....

:P

frenzix ·

definately not! it's not hygenic , i have an old squareback you can use, just make sure you burn it afterwards

bugeyedbabe ·

maybe she thought VW owners like all things short fat and ugly???

and since i am short fat and ugly i can say that!:P

lost ·

i betcha i am shorter fatter an uglier than you...

jenz58 ·

....a splittie would be ideal for your dvd bugeyedbabe... half the title is already there....and plenty of room to play in the back AND have company for the orgy scene

I've gotta stop coming on these threads they are distracting me from high thoughts

bugeyedbabe ·

betcha not lost..

and jenz...since ur already naked (check andrews thread)...wanna come join in the orgy...so far it's me and a gearstick...

ohh...i'm so naughty

ANDREW...NEED A NAME CHANGE NOW :bounce

jenz58 ·

lol....would luv to join the party...is it BYO gearstick?

bugeyedbabe ·

yup, cause i aint a share bear

jenz58 ·

lol....

It's late...I'm off to bed.......

Nite:sandrine

bugeyedbabe ·

nite jenz

jenz58 ·

Nite...😉

...my eyes are so sore from staring at the screen ... gotta go close them

bugeyedbabe ·

nite jenz....

VolksFolks ·

She has gorn :cry

jenz58 ·

Who Miss Dag??? I wonder why?

Well she was fun while she lasted!! 😀

bugeyedbabe ·

knew she would be gone....

i had her removed...:vader

her add will soon be replaced with mine.....:bounce

hey, at least i made mine in a volks...but all u can see is my big butt in the window....:cry

jenz58 ·

we shoulda copied a pic of her and put her up here so people knew what the thread was about..... :duh

We're not slow

Hmmmm...I'll do a search and she where else she's selling her wares :o😀

bugeyedbabe ·

i know i know...

i so slow....

but jenz, will only be a matter of tiem before this one is removed too...should we worry about the amount of peeps checking out this post??

jenz58 ·

...they can peep quietly

No luck on the search....didn't find her....but honestly she can't compete with what's out there....going for a cold shower now lol

Warning don't go looking for czech videos..

I think dag stands for something else...it came up a lot ...and it's not sheeps dags I don't think...never did get a translation

I've gotta get outa here....argh

bugeyedbabe ·

jenz,

at least we can say we saw it....

it will become an urban legand...the fat chick on samba, that wasn't a bus...

and how jen and babe took over the spot...

if i recall correctly my porn name is bubbles bluebird

jenz58 ·

We did see it...but will anyone believe us...I couldn't find her anywere on those Czech porn sites...and I spent two days looking....not sure which way I'm leaning anymore...

I should save that for the other thread...maybe a confession coming up

SO where's the splittie pic...the cover for the dvd .....

bugeyedbabe ·

did a search on Czech...i'm leaning towards the bowl....:puke


oh man....so many of those things are llegal, and way bizarre...how do they get their bodies lke that?? :duh leg here, behind the ear, hand their...hey watch where ya putting that thing young fellow..and old man... yewww

i did a quick secret survey....😎

the boys reckon so long as there is ONLY a splitty on the cover, it's all good, and they'll buy...

if I was on the cover, they wanted a refund.....:bounce


oooohh their so not nice...

bugeyedbabe ·

how's ur fence building coming along??

akean1 ·

just send her an e-mail, im sure she would be happy tol give you those photos for .....for a small fee:alien

VolksFolks ·

Frenzix has a copy! lol

bugeyedbabe ·

...akeak1 - i prefer the 'big fees"😉

baja - last time i showed someone me tits NSW was without sun....:P

frenzix didn't buy one, he taped the damn thing and wholes the 'master'...

just check out his photots on "photos of u"

They say he's peeing, but really....


:P

bugeyedbabe ·

SHE'S BACK...AND THIS TIME SHE'S NAKED....OMG......SHE'S JUTS NOT GONNA GIVE UP

BUT AT LEAST SHE'S ADVERTISING IN THE RIGHT PLACE...UNDER BUSES

DON'T LET THE KIDIES EE THIS ONE K

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=158454

akean1 ·

HOT DAG 😀😀😀 do you think she thinks she is a volkswagen? i would mail her and ask, but i dont want her to have my email address.....might get a virus😠😉

bugeyedbabe ·

she's stealing my customers again!!

jenz58 ·

OMG LOL.....what a joke.....bloody Dag

Maybe she read out thread and decided her previous ad wasn't hot enough...

Is thesamba so big now they don't check all their ads?

So we'll find her" under buses" ?? 😀

bugeyedbabe ·

so long she's not under mine (or the one i'm lending for the video) its all good.

crazy woman....

frenzix...u started this...u bought a video and now she thinks shes hot

bugeyedbabe ·

if i find her in my bus...i gonna slap her stupid...

* this is my video, and theres not enoUgh room for 2 barge arses - DONNA screams at DAG*

jenz58 ·

....it only took one video sale for her to decide that....frenzix...what did you do write and complain that you wanted to see more than a floral nightie :party 😉😉 😀

Myatbe the feedback on thesamba was "Get ya gear off!!" :duh n she did

bugeyedbabe ·

ohhhh teir sick ppls checking otu samba...

hold on - i was checking out samba😀

bugeyedbabe ·

chat still not working - wher is andrew when u need his help....

after his confessions i am gonna be very careful about what i say... :blush

kidding i love u heaps andrew :thumb

and his confessions weren't bad at all....he's such a big sook

jenz58 ·

I'd forgotten to go check....lucky you did

Dag's uped the anti on you....you will really have to perform with your video now....

Forget the hands and knees....it's been done before so many times :jesus 😀

Nah...I think Andrew might have had a quiet chuckle over that thread.....I HOPE?? 😀

jenz58 ·

...I'm gunna go to bed.....the cameras ready and I'll try for some artistic shots...what she needs is some good stiff competition.....we'll teach her for moving into VW territory on us

....hmmm stiff competition...maybe one of the guys should do a video :beer

bugeyedbabe ·

that'd be 'stiff' competion for her hey

jenz58 ·

I'm going to bed before I dig a deep hole for myself.....lol...my brain is all mushy

.....well sales competition....all thesamba girls can buy the guy video.... BUT you never do know who else might buy it in this queer happy world of ours

bugeyedbabe ·

kinko...where r u

he'd buy a copy...i've seen his posts...

kidding...just kidding :P

ColumBUS ·

the ad has been deleted before i gots to see it... :cussing

bugeyedbabe ·

again...lol

their getting quick

ColumBUS ·

... i have nothing else to say, brain is in hungover meltdown mode.

i like disney movies, was she selling disney movies?

bugeyedbabe ·

nope...no disney...and i don't think was doing it with any dwarfs

ColumBUS ·

hi ho, hi ho... hey wheres doc?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

bugeyedbabe ·

it'd be dopey i was worried about

jenz58 ·

What Type will we find her under next....??? not many left 😀

Will she reveal more each time she re submits?? :jesus

bugeyedbabe ·

not worried about what she's under...so long as she's not coming out...:P

jenz58 ·

lol..... well she has already come out as being a pathetic seductress...get rid of that floral nightie Dag!!

bugeyedbabe ·

true true....


thing is, i don't think thats a nightie...i thinks it's her everyday dress.....

and if it IS supposed to be the sexy lingerie...she REALLY needs a wardrobe update...:duh

on the other hand...she's trying to attract males attention, and as i recall, their idea of foreplay is having the girl turn up and say yes...

lol

expecting barrage of male insults now....:P

jenz58 ·

....so true...she is Czech.....don't think they have much choice of fashion ... they've only just entered the western world....she's wanting a rich hubby to take her home to his country and give her all a poor girl like her needs...then she'll leave him once she's been there long enough....

Our travel centre has had a couple of guys coming in plan trips to Russia to check out brides...one of them is bring one out...lol....I jokingly said...what back to Russia so soon....you must be buying a bride.....he was :duh:thumb

One of my friends is becoming an expert on Russia.....we joke he is a KGB spy...in front of every one....I crack up!!!

bugeyedbabe ·

ohhhhh did the man with new bride get upset...

my brothers all married overseas woman...but none were mail order...

just boys met them thru friends

but one gets up my nose....so everyso often i tell her to go home...quietly of course..

and i have rason too...lovely woman she is, both her and and other sister inlaw come from philiopines (can never spell it) adn l1 (one i don't liek) stires trouble for l2, tot he point l2 is in tears..

at first i kept wondering when family was together why l2 was crying...everyone put it down to missing her family....but finally got it out her that l1 is insulting her under her breathe, in their language....

saying things lie...l2 dresses bad, is fat & ugly.....

even on l2's marriage l1 made a scene..

so now at family gathering l2 only goes when she know's i'm there, i sit between them. And i have to escort l2 to the bath room, cause l1 woudl bail her up there.

My family won't mess too much with me, cause they know i protect the underdogs....i am reasonable, i listen to both sides, i watch what is happening...i see things others don't...

just how it's been for a long time...

sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't.

jenz58 ·

...wah.. family dynamics

No the guy didn't get upset...people are used to me being checky...he did sink in a seat just a little though lol

Fossil ·

it's gone

jenz58 ·

...fossil...WHERE have you beeeeeeen..... hardening in a distance forest somewhere and outa touch with the material world??? ....in this case the Czech slut invasion of thesamba...last seen under buses!!! No in hiding a waiting to flash again...probably from under a Thing this time...the girl has no shame :jesus