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Wanted: Anti-mini banter

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Buggyboy ·

Hello all,

Just after some creative advice. I put together a newsletter for a car club (non-vw) and there is a high percentage of minis in the club leading to a bit of light hearted anti-mini banter.

Does anyone know of any jokes/ links/ photos that I could use for ammunition.

Thanks

seagull ·

well I fitting a 600cc oil cooled motor bike motor in one how about a photo of that when its done ?

Secoh ·

I used to own a mini and work on them for a living, I recon they are top fun!

However, google for "lucas jokes" and "skoda jokes" and recycle them for the minis.

Why do the pommys drink warm beer? Lucas made their fridges
Lucas 3 position switch: off, dim and flicker.

What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!

What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?
A dodgem!