WOOHOO I just won 2 million dollar US in the "Euro Afro American Lottery promotion Switzerland" Also I get a "free flight
ticket and one month hotel reservation in one of the five star hotel." All I have to do is contact danny_j1o1@hotmail.com. Im so excited. Im gonna buy myself a 996 porsche, take the engine out of it and use it as a doorstop and then fit a turbo wasserboxer. Imagine the faces of the porsche club when I turn up with it!!!!
So long suckers 馃榾
Alex Holzl 路
HUH!!!???
barls 路
good for you amazer
Special Air Service 路
just dont forget who your friends are
greenbug70 路
amazing
h 路
cool :beer on you !!!:thumb
zac_smits 路
yeh you owe me!
damn i love that sig i made alex!! :P:P
speedster356 路
Hang on.....I also just won 2 million dollar US in the "Euro Afro American Lottery promotion Switzerland" I Also get a "free flight
ticket and one month hotel reservation in one of the five star hotel."
What's the deal?:cry
I smell tuna..............
crewcabconnection 路
couldn't have, I won that last week, and I got a free Uni degree and a bag of viagra to go with my Penis enlargement that I got the week before.
StenGuns 路
Fuck you all.. Its all mine.. I just won Switzerland.. Now all I need is to mortgage my housee and transfer the proceeds to Burkina Faso and I will be rich... Rich I tell you .. Bwaaaahhaahhaaaa
VolksFolks 路
i love you!
crewcabconnection 路
when you getting back to Oz, I wants me stuff...
68AutoBug 路
I have Won one of those lotteries a few times lately....
They do need You to pay to claim the prize and also need Your banking account details....
I only ever read the first one I WON.......
I think I had to bank about $500 to claim the prize ???
Funny sort of Lottery..... and Your banking details so they can put it straight into YOur bank account..
and NO, they cannot take the $500 out of your winnings..
!!!! smell a Rat......
I was very upset for a while after My Computer litterate son told Me it was a scam.....
I was hoping it was real.... if only half real...
maybe a quarter real....
but NO... just another scam.......
Lee [with the same amount of money before I won the million]
akean1 路
i wonder how many people have handed over the $500.
fetid_swamp 路
if today tonight or aca represent the av intelligence of au, then we are a weak target. lots of people will have gone for the 500. they just wont tell nobody about it... that is untill danny_j1o1 is identified and there's a chance of a class action. then they too will feature on TT or aca.
burnt out... cynical... you bet.
later
Starbug 路
i win about 2 lotteries a day, have to help a poor sick lady dying in a hospital whos husband died 4 years ago to donate 10.5 million dollars to charities, and about 3 packs of viagra a day (works in 15 minutes!!)... which is really helpful for me seeing as how im a woman :P
squizy 路
I know this Prince in Nigeria who needs to get some money out of the country......:duh
1303Steve 路
Wanna buy a harbour bridge????????
blutopless2 路
akean1 wrote:i wonder how many people have handed over the $500.
probably plenty... just like the woman on one of those current affairs program who handed over $40,000 to a psychic sheila who said she would "hold" it for her till the curse that she had on her went..... how fricken gullible can people be???
laughed so loud when that came on tv..... wonder why mscabrio says i am heartless?
mscabrio 路
I am also the winner of the Africian, Swiss lottery!
Maybe we should all go and stay there at the same time?
Already have grand plans for the money ..... hehehehe
Ur not heartless Blutopless, that is crazy ! How else would blood be pumped around ur body? U just have no compassion, no sympathy, u r basically a dried up shrivelled up old bitter twisted man .... hehehehehenn[ Edited on 10-8-2005 by mscabrio ]
blutopless2 路
hey you never told me we won the lottery!!! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!
and get back to work... 馃榿
BiX 路
I think there are a few site didicated to having fun with these lotteries, i heard a story that one guy actually made 100 from the scammer.
amazer 路
I think I might have blown it. It says I shouldnt let anyone know I have won until I have recieved the money otherwise you will all try to claim my prize.
About that harbour bridge.... what colour, does it come with warranty, how much?
Oh no NOT another winner from the emails in South Africa or Nigeria ???
Ive won that lottery about 20 or so times am a billionair nowdays n i just sit on the forum to pass the time away hehehehe
mscabrio 路
amazer wrote:I think I might have blown it. It says I shouldnt let anyone know I have won until I have recieved the money otherwise you will all try to claim my prize.
About that harbour bridge.... what colour, does it come with warranty, how much?
Get the harbour bridge in hot pink ..... mmmmmmm nice
nn[ Edited on 10-8-2005 by amazer ]
amazer 路
My daughter is 7 and growing out of pink. It used to be the only colour but blue is coming into vogue now. So there is hope Rod. Cab might grow out of it too someday.
Im going to set up another email account and see if I can get my money in time for the weekend.
Fossil 路
ah yeah like the Nigerian scam spam - crockasheitt
amazer 路
Naaaah its true, who could lie about this. The email comes from the south africa national lottery!
Dear Danny,
I cant believe I won this, ive never won anything in my life. How long will it be before I can collect my prize, as I sure could do with the money today!
Please send me instructions so that I can make the claim as soon as possible.
Chris
> From: south africa national lottery
> Date: Aug 10, 2005 7:06 PM
> Subject: CONGRATULATIONS !!
> To: nationallottery_sa@hotmail.com
>
>
> Euro Afro American Lottery promotion
> Switzerland
>
> From the desk of: Mrs Sandra Nzama
> Dear Sir\Madam
>
> CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR WINNING:
>
> We happily announce to you the draw of South African 2010 World cup Bid
> lottery Award international programs held in Zurich, Switzerland. Your
> e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9665 75604546 199 with ! Serial
> number 97560 drew the winning: 60/84/27/17/36, which subsequently won you
> the lottery award in the 2nd category. Your name have therefore been
> approved to claim a total sum of US$2,000.000.00 (Two million United States
> Dollars) in cash credited to file KPC/9030108308/03 .This is from a total
> cash prize of US $ 30,000,000.00 (Thirty million United States dollars)
> shared among the first 200 lucky winners in this category world-wide.
>
> Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our lottery booklet
> representative office in South Africa as indicate in the play coupon. In
> view of this, your US $2,000.000 ( Two Million United States Dollars ) would
> be released to you through the assistance of our agent in South Africa
> immediately he commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds
> as soon as you contacted him. Also your claim included with free flight
> ticket and one month hotel reservation in one of the five star hotel. All
> participants were selected randomly from WorldWide Web site through
> computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000,00 companies and
> individual emails address.
>
> The lottery programe took place to promote South Africa's 2010 world cup
> award. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning
> information confidential till your claims are processed and your money
> remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is
> part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
> abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.
>
> Please you are advised to file for your claim immediately through our agent
> Mr danny jordan immediately you received this message, because you stand a
> risk of loosing the prize if you fail to claim within a month from the day
> you received this notification.His e-mail address is :danny_j1o1@hotmail.com
> please call him on :+27-837120202
>
> Yours sincerely,
>
> Mrs Sandra Nzama
> (Zonal cordinator)
>
> _________________________________________________________________
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> FREE! http://toolbar.msn.co.za?DI=1054&XAPID=2083
>
$2.63 homebrand baja 路
hey.. reginald from the datsun forum's last name is Nzama, I sent the money for his plane ticket and all my bank details...... that was on saturday, I am still waiting to hear back from him, maybe he works for the lottery. Dang! he just gets better by the minuate 馃槝
Proud_Dad 路
My granddad in his senilalty would always fall for these scams. he was sending nearly 1-2 grand out of the country a week thinking he had won all this money.
He was getting at its peak, around 50 letters in the mail a DAY telling him to send money to claim his house in the bahamas and so forth.
Contacted Aus Post but apparently its not illegal. Bastards, thats my inheritance!!!!!馃槵
speedster356 路
No, tell me it's true...
Just went and bought me some new threads for the big trip and everything......
Peter Leonard 路
HAHAAHH sucked in chris i've already sent in the 500 bucks 馃シ
thanks for the email addy.. sucker :P it's as good as mine!
amazer 路
im beginning to think the whole thing is a scam. I wrote to danny and the email got sent back as the address had been suspended. So then I wrote to Sandra and I havent had a reply.
amazer 路
Heres another I got from my stupid sister in law this morning. I cant believe that there are people this dumb. How do they think the make a wish foundation knows if it has been forwarded or not. Not to mention that if it WAS true and people forwarded it on, they would be broke within 1/2 hour. I guess I am a heartless person but... who cares I will be prayed for anyway.
Now normally I would forward the previous paragraph around but due to a major domestic I had last week over a simple stupid sigline that was cyan on white "but its a good colour with a black backround" "but it doesnt have a black background it is white!" "well its black on mine!!" "well who cares, you know who you are!!!" "you know who I am!!!!" "its just wanky!!!!!" "dont be a prick!!!!!!" "well this is your work email you are supposed to be a professional!!!!!!!" "etc" (oh but the email prgram is so cool... even if its full of spyware and who knows what) Would you believe we barely spoke for 4 days? SO aussieveedubbers is copping it. Attention ppl. The following email is crap!
> >>> > > Subject: WISHES
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > >> >> > > Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have a
> >>> > >> >> > >large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors
> >> say
> >>> >
> >>> > >> >> > >I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't
> >> pay
> >>> > >> >> > >the
> >>> > >> >>bills.
> >>> > >> >> >The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for
> >>> > >> >> >every
> >>> > >>time
> >>> > >> >> >this message is sent on. For those of
> >>> > >> >> > >you who send this along, I thank you so much. But for those
> >> who
> >>> > >>don't
> >>> > >> >> >send it, I
> >>> > >> >> > >will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person,
> >> have
> >>> >
> >>> > >> >> > >a
> >>> > >> >>heart.
> >>> > >> >> > >Please, please, PLEASE HIT THE FORWARD BUTTON.
amazer 路
but wait... theres more. And I might add, my sister in law and I arent
exactly friends, havent been since I clipped her over the back of the head
for repeatedly swearing in front of my daughter. Maybe I am just bitter
because I dont have 10 friends
Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close
you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends
you never will.
Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you
have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and always will! l.
I'll Always Be There
In times of trouble,
In times of need,
If you are feeling SAD,
You can count on me.
I will give you a wink,
Until you smile,
give you a hug,
And stand by your side.
I'll be there for you till the end,
I'll always and forever, be your friend!
INSTANTLY WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS, YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10
FRIENDS, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
inthebuckethenry 路
Second Chance Offer!!
Just in case all 36 of you dont win the 2mill - I have a second chance offer!
i dont want to go into too much detail here just incase too many find out - im only doing this because you are family!!! 馃槝
Simply send me a u2u with your birth certificate, drivers license number, address, passport number, bank account details, next of kin details, employer details, doctor, dentist, lawyer, solicitor, bank manager, fincncial history, investment portfolio details, pin numbers for all accounts held, email and internet server details and passwords, favourite colour and planned holiday agenda...and anything else that will help me to verify your identify! You cant be too safe!! There are a lot of people trying to rip people off, and i dont want to be one of these people, so send me the above details and ill put you in for the second chance draw
:party
inthebuckethenry 路
Well due to an overwhelming response to my last message - hang on ill do the final count....256 plus ... carry the 1... = 3 fifths of fuck all! yep thats it - nada! I will be retracting the 2nd chance offer - NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
amazer 路
i dont care, i dont like soup. And Since I sent the 2nd email trying to collect my winnings I have become the luckiest person alive. Mrs. Dapo Kabila, from Democratic Republic of Congo (was married to president before he died) She wants me to open an account their to assist her in moving US$22million out of the country and will give me 10%, just for opening a bank account!
Then I got an email from " Ms. Stella Adumele , the only Daughter of Comrade Border Adumele the Zimbabwe former Minister for Youth and Gender Equality". Her father has $125million US that she will give me 35% of (35% thats nearly 44 million US!!!) just for helping her get it out of Sth Africa.
So pretty soon I will have US$45,950,000 and can buy all the soup I want.
bajachris88 路
I hate those scams. If u want big money, don't rely on the lottery. You have more chance of being hit by lighting or abducted by a UFO or some shit then lottery.
Get out there, make an investment. Perhaps buy a cheap house, and get another mortgage, rent it out, and let the earnings of the rent pay it off. Then u have ur own realestate paying itself off. If u want big money, u gotta earn it and get out there. Talk to a financial advisor or some crap.
Anyways, hey Amazer, i got a few of those same messages, like that one about the girl with the brain tumour. All bullsh1te of course, how would the "Make a wish" foundation track the forwarding of emails to know how much money to put in every time? Such tracking gear would be more expensive than a brain tumour fixer upa.
I got another one before, saying that i should forward it to my 'love', otherwise my 'love'/crush would hate my guts for the rest of my life. That pisses me off, really works me up. Who the Fuck do they think they are to threaten us like that. AHHH!馃槵nn[ Edited on 18/8/2005 by mynameischris88 ]
Adam_C 路
Investment advice right there people, take it all in, thats experience talking......
foxy_fuchsia 路
I have a funny story that happened to my Dad a few years ago! Being fairly computer illiterate, when a new window flashed up in front of him on the computer he got sooo excited. It read something like, "You have won a trip to disneyland for your whole family and $5000 spending money!!". Well he quickly wrote down the phone number, and just as I was walking in the door I saw him on the phone...to America. It turned out that he actually had to pay for the flight over there and went into the draw to win the money once over in disneyland or something. He got into a fight with the lady on the phone from america as well lol. He has never done it since though 馃槈
inthebuckethenry 路
Adam_C wrote:Investment advice right there people, take it all in, thats experience talking......
bwahahahaha
Im torn now - between the realestate advice and getting my email details out there so i can qualify for some of the winfall Amazer has been lucky enough to get on the inside of!
Dont forget the little people Amazer!! As for soup - we should talk, i can get my hands on some pretty good shit, I can hook you up - brother!!:thumb
tassupervee 路
Stupid thing is with these "lottery wins" (of which btw, if i had collected half of them id have won more than the gross domestic product of australia quite some times over) is they are a often just an email harvesting scam. The machine at the other end is simply looking for either a bounce or a reply.
By sending a mail back to them, which is always a dead address, they collect your addy and add it to a live address list. There is much money to be made in this and its an industry in itself!
You can guarantee you will recieve spam from a variety of sources in the future if you reply.
Guys take a hint, NEVER reply to these things!
Youlll be sorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee! LMAO
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