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What do you do if a bird shits on your volkswagen

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/49398/what-do-you-do-if-a-bird-shits-on-your-volkswagen

ian.mezz · 1 Mar 2006, 5:27 pm

You dont take her out again.:cry

Sandy · 1 Mar 2006, 5:34 pm

unless you're into that sort of thing...

bajachris88 · 1 Mar 2006, 6:00 pm

u shit back on that bird!!!

56astro · 1 Mar 2006, 6:01 pm

Is that how SCAT Ent. got its name?

pod · 1 Mar 2006, 6:21 pm

shoot the bird🤘

buzzbox · 1 Mar 2006, 6:27 pm

boom TISH! 😉

but seriously folks...
I have to park in the street, sometimes under large trees which are popular with the local feral Ibises.
Those things are like Elvis the Helicopter when they let loose!!
and they eat mostly discarded fast food..so you can imagine how it smells...
but as they say in the biz, 'everyones a critic'.

karmen · 1 Mar 2006, 9:56 pm

you actually tape a rubber snake onto the roof

the birds will not settle in the tree but still shit themselves...oops

hopefully not above ur vw

helterskelter400 · 2 Mar 2006, 9:19 am

ian.mezz wrote:

quickly put on a big hat... haha

mscabrio · 2 Mar 2006, 9:37 am

Wring its bloody neck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

warb · 2 Mar 2006, 10:21 am

someone say bird shit?..

oval TOFU · 2 Mar 2006, 10:25 am

holy crap! (no pun intended. or was it....?)

pete wood · 2 Mar 2006, 1:02 pm

warb wrote:someone say bird shit?..

he obviously doesn't want it anymore, I'll take it off his hands. 😉

HotRodMatt · 2 Mar 2006, 1:32 pm

Unfortunately it's a Ford but you get the idea...

http://www.chewycentral.com/Media/Videos/FunnyVideos/MediaDisplay817.aspx

CAFFINEPUSHERMAN · 2 Mar 2006, 1:38 pm

one part wheat two parts ratsack or crushed asprin what the fuckers pop:thumb:repuke

CAFFINEPUSHERMAN · 2 Mar 2006, 1:39 pm

that learned them fuck my 6000 paintjob i think not

Joel · 2 Mar 2006, 2:16 pm

ive been waitimg for someone to bring up the ford KA ad
the is another matching ad where the car cuts a cats head off in the sunroof.
think i remember seing them both on the gag report

Joel