Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls this is the NEW thread for the folks with the rose coloured blinkered glasses that can't handle BA and need a thread where they will ...
Be sucked up to...
Be told they are always loved...
Have their insercurities massaged....
Be continiously slapped on the back....
Not be asked questions...
Not be disagreed with.....
Be considered in a politically correct manner...
Not be told the truth if it could offend or make them feel insecure.....
Be told that all their opinions are correct and beyond question...
Be told repeatedly that the people in BA are a class beneath contempt...
Be told hypocrisy is a lifestyle choice.......
Go for Guys......see how long it lasts.......
😍😘love:😘love:😂
kombikim ·
WOW, WHAT A wonderful Idea !, you are so clever to think up something like this , how sweet!
DOUBLECAB ·
P.S....Forgot to mention....I wont be able to post in this thread as 'some people' on this forum keep telling me I have no qualifications in those catagories.:alien
Is that cheering I can hear in the distance..😏
BenettonVW ·
I wouldn't have thought there is anything wrong with a positive place to go?
I get enough shit hung on me from my Ford mates, Holden Mates, etc. to last a lifetime, so I don't need negative vibes from my own 'kind'!!
Just my opinion, but hey.
ren ·
do you like boats, doublecab?
helbus ·
Be sucked up to...
-Double cab, I really value your opinions
Be told they are always loved...
-I actually feel some special emotion towards you
Have their insercurities massaged....
-If you feel that way, I will be there for you
Be continiously slapped on the back....
-Good on ya mate
Not be asked questions...
-I will unquestionably listen to every word you say
Not be disagreed with.....
-I agree with you totally
Be considered in a politically correct manner...
-I find your statements of a certain persuasion to be undeniably different in an interesting way
Not be told the truth if it could offend or make them feel insecure.....
-I cannot say anything on the grounds it may offend
Be told that all their opinions are correct and beyond question...
You are absoloutley, unquestionably correct
Be told repeatedly that the people in BA are a class beneath contempt...
-Aren't you glad this thread is not in "THAT" BA forum
Be told hypocrisy is a lifestyle choice.......
-exactly
-now where did that peanut go that I dropped a moment ago? 😂
koolkarmakombi ·
bah humbug not ! 😘
DOUBLECAB ·
Hey Helbus...buggger off I have the sole (soul) rights for being the Devils Advocate on this thread.....I started it ...its my concoction.....I have/own the total intellectual rights on this baby.
Buggggggggggggggger Offf.... 666:jesus
helbus ·
I love you Doublecab :kiss
DOUBLECAB ·
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH is that like in animal ...mineral or vegetable..??
Quick....the bird flu vaccine....😍
helbus ·
Hey no questions.
Naughty and you shall now be spanked - with a feather that is. 😂
By the way I still can't find that peanut!
DOUBLECAB ·
Try alphabetically under 'S'
Cheers.................:beer
Schmoburger ·
Hehe..this isnt working... LOL... *hijacks supreme executive power from DC* :P
OK.. now lets set this up in the correct direction shall we...
What are everyones views on abortion/creationism/darwinism/scientology/commusist rule?? 😂
just kidding..we ALL adore you DC every single one of us on the forum, and we respect your GA forum and the free speech it represents! 👍😉
whats more... we respect your bungho...I mean... opinion as much as any other. 🙂
So pass the strich... I mean...birdflue vaccine for DC guys!..cmon be good sports and assist our brethren! :P 😂
[ Edited on 5-4-2006 by Schmoburger ]
squizy ·
Here's to DC for the best thread he's started so far. :beer
helbus ·
Lets :party
DOUBLECAB ·
P.S....can U kindly use a ostrich feather as they tell me they leave an impression.:P
Schmoburger ·
Oh by the way Helbus... I found your peanut... I beat up somebody on the fiorum and it fell out there ear....beat them up in a pleasant manner that is! 🙂
helbus ·
No beatings please 🙂
This is GA not BA
Our cat eated a sparrow and there was a downy looking feather hanging off his bottom lip, will that do if I wet my finger and stick the feather on.
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
:kiss
Schmoburger ·
Awww... I beat said member nicely tho! 🙂
I didnt mean to knock out their brai... I mean.. the peanut..HONEST! 👍
DOUBLECAB ·
Depends....what are U going to stick the feather ON?
helbus ·
I will stick the feather on my fingerrrrrrr. My finger Freddy.
I cannot say what that picture of da cute bunnies has arisen in me :blush
DOUBLECAB ·
ren wrote:do you like boats, doublecab?
:o Yep....but my preference is that they have a mast and sails......and a fractional rig to boot....Oh and no runners.
Schmoburger ·
finger is a euphanism..hehe...we ALL know that! :P
but its a NICE euphanism! 👍
DOUBLECAB ·
As for the bunnies......didn't look like Playboy bunnies to me........SO anybody for a bit of spotlighting tomorrow nite?
Schmoburger ·
DOUBLECAB wrote:
ren wrote:do you like boats, doublecab?
:o Yep....but my preference is that they have a mast and sails......and a fractional rig to boot....Oh and no runners.
Boats are nice as long as they arent 30 feet long and being manouvred through Cabramatta on a trailer... the UBER FRIENDLY sydney drivers GENTLY *REMIND* you that the road is for cars and boats really shouldnt be on them hehe :P 😂
helbus ·
Spotlighting? You want to go and buy dress patterns and material at late night shopping? 🙂
Schmoburger ·
bugger..beat me too it ARGH!
DOUBLECAB ·
Bugger...sprung again...Life is a caberet ooohhh..pass me the fishnet stockings....the sharks are biting:blush
h ·
where the love then?
ps i love youse all...
free beer all round.. :beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer:beer
Schmoburger ·
Bugger...sprung again...Life is a caberet ooohhh..pass me the fishnet stockings....the sharks are biting
Sorry mate... I accidently put a ladder in them climbing into the kombi... but I'll get you a new pair.. I PROMISE! 😂
[ Edited on 5-4-2006 by Schmoburger ]
helbus ·
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I Love my Mum and Dad!
Schmoburger ·
I love John Lennon... I mean... er..yeah..in the straightest way possible. :duh:
DOUBLECAB ·
h wrote:ps i love youse all...
r
:o Yep....I wondered when Michael Jackson was going to make an appearance on the show.:P:P
DOUBLECAB ·
Not into ladders..hate heights....would love to love Jessica Alba....ponder ponder....oh...love pizza with garlic, shrimp and hot salami.:thumb
Schmoburger ·
Under blue moon I saw you.. so soo-ooon you'll take me, up in your arms, too late to beg or cancel it... Tho I know it must be the killing time, unwillingly mine... la lala la la laaa. :duh :P
The bunnies made me do it!!!
Schmoburger ·
DOUBLECAB wrote:Not into ladders..hate heights....would love to love Jessica Alba....ponder ponder....oh...love pizza with garlic, shrimp and hot salami.:thumb
hmmm..yeah..Id be with ya on the Jessica Alba one...
Allow me to make one minor correction tho hehe... ITS BLOODY PRAWN DAMMIT, HOGE'S!!! :P 😂👍
helbus ·
Isn't a shrimp what you use for bait to catch fish?
Hey this thread has over 600 views now
DOUBLECAB ·
Yep...well the only bunnies that would 'make me do it' are the playboy bunnies.......as for prawns......would be nice but my pizza place only has shrimp......guess they missed the Hoges commercial.:o
btw...have to fight me for Jessica..............................ok we will do a deal......I get Jessica every second day and the chick from Jag the other days...:P
DOUBLECAB ·
Helbus wrote:Hey this thread has over 600 views now
Does this mean U, me and Schomburger are famous and could host our own show.....move over Eddie and Sam....here we come:P:P
Schmoburger ·
DOUBLECAB wrote:Yep...well the only bunnies that would 'make me do it' are the playboy bunnies.......as for prawns......would be nice but my pizza place only has shrimp......guess they missed the Hoges commercial.:o
btw...have to fight me for Jessica..............................ok we will do a deal......I get Jessica every second day and the chick from Jag the other days...:P
hehe..yep..sounds good to me! 😂... and this means I get the chick from JAG every second day when you are occupied with Jessica, yes? 👍
helbus ·
Let's do it. We would make an obnoxious trio, but interesting nonetheless 😁
DOUBLECAB ·
Helbus wrote:Isn't a shrimp what you use for bait to catch fish?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... don't tell every one, they will want some and the price will go up.:o
DOUBLECAB ·
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btw...have to fight me for Jessica..............................ok we will do a deal......I get Jessica every second day and the chick from Jag the other days...:P [/quote]
hehe..yep..sounds good to me! 😂... and this means I get the chick from JAG every second day when you are occupied with Jessica, yes? 👍 [/quote]
:oExcept for Wednesdays...thats my threesome day!:thumb
DOUBLECAB ·
Helbus wrote:Let's do it. We would make an obnoxious trio, but interesting nonetheless 😁
:oI'll give Michael Gudinski a ring tomorrow! :P
Parkinson next week......:thumb
Schmoburger ·
Helbus wrote:Let's do it. We would make an obnoxious trio, but interesting nonetheless 😁
hehe... I can see it now... "Blackmail"...lol...
" we will show a compromising scene involving an unsuspecting forum lurker... to stop the video.. simply ring us up and send a large sum of money to:
Blackmail
behind the hotwater pipes,
3rd washroom along
Victoria Station.
Be aware that as the video progresses, the sum of money you will be required to pay us will increase in a linear fashion..." 😀👍😂
helbus ·
Seeya tomorrow. :kiss
Schmoburger ·
DOUBLECAB wrote::oExcept for Wednesdays...thats my threesome day!:thumb
Great! 👍.. wait..do I get a threesome day too? 🙂
Schmoburger ·
Helbus wrote:Seeya tomorrow. :kiss
Hehe... bye bye sweety! :P :kiss
Wait on...*looks at beverage in hand*...*discards remaining portion* 😂
Hmmm...I have a good feeling about this thread...ratings are sky high! 👍
DOUBLECAB ·
Schmoburger wrote:Great! 👍.. wait..do I get a threesome day too? 🙂
:o Sure but I get the pic publishing rights with Womens Weekly and...........Bunnings DIY mag.:P
:jesus Time to go ...tomorrow is another day.....shit ..tomorrow has already arrived.
Schmoburger ·
shit!...so it has! :alien
yes...hehe...tomorrow is indeed another day...
"Will Helbus ever get his peanut back?... Will DC track down another pair of fish nets in time?.. and does Schmo really spruick pickled eels feet as an aphrodisiac outside a fashionable womens lingirie chain?... find outas we continue the saga in tomorrow's episode of THE YOUNG AND THE LISTLESS.... "
daaaaaa...dadada daaaaaa... daadadadedum..... 🙂
Spook ·
DOUBLECAB wrote:Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls this is the NEW thread for the folks with the rose coloured blinkered glasses that can't handle BA and need a thread where they will ...
Be sucked up to...
Be told they are always loved...
Have their insercurities massaged....
Be continiously slapped on the back....
Not be asked questions...
Not be disagreed with.....
Be considered in a politically correct manner...
Not be told the truth if it could offend or make them feel insecure.....
Be told that all their opinions are correct and beyond question...
Be told repeatedly that the people in BA are a class beneath contempt...
Be told hypocrisy is a lifestyle choice.......
Go for Guys......see how long it lasts.......
😍😘love:😘love:😂
Can't decide whether I need a bucket or a shovel here.
But I will point out a couple of minor flaws.
"Not to be asked questions" & "Not to be disagreed with"
These cancel each other out. You can't be wrong if no one asks you the f#cken question to start with.
"a politically correct manner"
This is the greatest contradiction in terms that has wormed it's way into the english language!
In my experience, something is political OR correct, NEVER political AND correct.
But I'm sure the pixies will come & fix the problems for you....:kiss
h ·
DOUBLECAB wrote:
h wrote:ps i love youse all...
r
:o Yep....I wondered when Michael Jackson was going to make an appearance on the show.:P:P
oh nice one indeed..
now DC quit blowin' bubbles this is the GA remember.. 😂
squizy ·
Too much love now! 😍
Schmoburger ·
too much love???..there can NEVER be too much love!! :P 😵💫
Feeeeeeeeeel the loooove generation..*whistles* 👍
bajachris88 ·
Do u have to be over 18?
Does nude images of angels class as good attitude?
bajachris88 ·
This is so gonna be the best hippy section on the web :jesus:jesus:jesus:jesus
Love.....
helbus ·
Remember this is GA not BA. :thumb
bajachris88 ·
like a pub with 24/7 happy hr and where everyones the winner of the brawls?😂
Schmoburger ·
yep... you could say this thread is under communist rule... the way communism SHOULD work! hehe 👍
Er DC... do I get Jessica or thew JAG chick today... I cant remember... 🤪
ang3lsholocaust ·
u get the jag chick schmoburger😂
ang3lsholocaust ·
no i lie u must get jessica because dc gets her every second day 🤪
Schmoburger ·
Ah, GREAT!!!! 👍
DOUBLECAB ·
Spook wrote:
DOUBLECAB wrote:Can't decide whether I need a bucket or a shovel here.
:o Get both ..then U will have no probs shovelling it into the bucket.:P:P
But I will point out a couple of minor flaws.
"Not to be asked questions" & "Not to be disagreed with"
These cancel each other out. You can't be wrong if no one asks you the f#cken question to start with.
"a politically correct manner"
This is the greatest contradiction in terms that has wormed it's way into the english language!
In my experience, something is political OR correct, NEVER political AND correct.
::P:P pst pssst psss....Let U into a little secret (as it appears U missed something on the way over here).....the whole thing is a satirical paradox in response to the flack/crap I was getting in BA........didn't expect it to take off like it has.....but hey 'shit happens'.😏
And people appear to be having some 'fun'..so it cant all be bad.
But I'm sure the pixies will come & fix the problems for you....:kiss
:o You can count on that......Murphy is always lurking around the next bend.
:beer
DOUBLECAB ·
Schmoburger wrote:Er DC... do I get Jessica or thew JAG chick today... I cant remember... 🤪
:PDC lifts sheet to check who is in bed with him.....looks like you get Jessica today Schmoburger.😏
kombikim ·
whatever, hope it does not get a puncture:kiss
DOUBLECAB ·
Well Guys...thats one viewer we have lost....but hey 'whatever':P
Schmoburger ·
Which viewer was that now? 😂
Once you watch the Schmo/DC/Helbus Good Attitude and Righteousness show... aired in some countries as "The Young and the Listless"....you can NEVER STOP WATCHING...MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :P
Spook ·
DOUBLECAB wrote:
Spook wrote:
DOUBLECAB wrote:Can't decide whether I need a bucket or a shovel here.
:o Get both ..then U will have no probs shovelling it into the bucket.:P:P
But I will point out a couple of minor flaws.
"Not to be asked questions" & "Not to be disagreed with"
These cancel each other out. You can't be wrong if no one asks you the f#cken question to start with.
"a politically correct manner"
This is the greatest contradiction in terms that has wormed it's way into the english language!
In my experience, something is political OR correct, NEVER political AND correct.
::P:P pst pssst psss....Let U into a little secret (as it appears U missed something on the way over here).....the whole thing is a satirical paradox in response to the flack/crap I was getting in BA........didn't expect it to take off like it has.....but hey 'shit happens'.😏
And people appear to be having some 'fun'..so it cant all be bad.
But I'm sure the pixies will come & fix the problems for you....:kiss
:o You can count on that......Murphy is always lurking around the next bend.
:beer
I can't believe you've taken my post seriously.
Schmoburger ·
She had fun fun fun till her daddy took the T-bird awaaaaaay... fun fun till her daddy took the T-bird away... WHEEEEEEEEEE-OOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEE 🤪
helbus ·
*EXPLOSION*
Neil: "Look out everyone, he's coming through the doors."
Vyv: "BRILLIANT ! He didn't even open them...."
Neil: "He's here !!!!"
Mike: "Quick Rick, do the speech."
*Music starts* (Video - the Young Ones walking down a street,
Rick pointing at the camera)
Rick: "Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me. 'Cos if
you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of Oblivion,
hitch a ride with us. 'Cos we're on the last freedom moped out
of Nowhere City, and we haven't even told our parents what
time we'll be back ! So put on your dancing trousers, and get
down to the utter King of Rock and Roll, CLIFF RICHARD !!!"
(jumps in the air)
Cliff: Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll.
(singing) Got to do my best to please her just 'cos she's a livin' doll.
Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul,
I've got the one and only walking talking livin' doll.
PrettyBlueBug ·
Hahaha, gotta love the Young Ones! :P
I keep getting lines from them stuck in my head.... yesterday it was 'Ftoomfch' for some reason, today it is 'Shut up Neil you ugly poo-faced git!'... 😂
Schmoburger ·
HAHAHHAHA!!! 😂
Schmoburger ·
Think I'll end uup saying that to people whom I dislike hehe! 👍
Tis so classy!
DOUBLECAB ·
Spook wrote:I can't believe you've taken my post seriously.
:P...Not seriously....just thought you had missed my point ...as some people on this forum tend to.😏
If I took most of what is said on this site seriously (especially what people have to say to me), I would be hiding under the bed with a O/D on serapax.:kiss
:beer
DOUBLECAB ·
Helbus wrote:CLIFF RICHARD !!!"
Cliff: Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll.
(singing) Got to do my best to please her just 'cos she's a livin' doll.
Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul,
I've got the one and only walking talking livin' doll.
:o Wasn't Cliffy the guy that ended up with a OBE and a inflatable doll because he couldn't find a virgin that he would want to marry.........and he also wouln't have sex before the marriage............rumour was thats why Olivia (Newton) and him broke up......on both counts....she wasn't a virgin when they met.....and she wanted to try the machinery to see if it worked properly.:P
There was a man in the wrong place and the wrong time!:cry