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A useless post about nothing...

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/52594/a-useless-post-about-nothing

Schmoburger ·

This post is totally stupid and serves no real purpose aside from to sit here being useless. :bounce :alien 🤪 😘 :puke

ColumBUS ·

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Schmoburger ·

VOMIT COMES OUT THE :puke SMILEYS EYES AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!

i tuned out my lights and the curtains werent closed last night... oh baby I MUST BE MAD!!!! :duh

bajachris88 ·

:cry

what has avd come to...

anywho, if a vw could be an animal, what animal would ur vw be?

Mine would be a sloth. Its either not moving very slowly, or not moving at all. Gravity is my engine that pushes my baby 😂 A Big Billy Kart!

Kossack ·

What does Everyone think about my Mistress....

VWCOOL ·

Do you have any pics?
Can you organise shipping?
Does it come with a complete respray, a new engine and replaced everything else?

Livvy ·

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 🤓 :jesus

bajachris88 ·

speakin of that, how irritating is it when ur parents speak of their sex life in front of u.

Schmoburger ·

God no Chris!!!!... I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS SEX-LIFE!!! ARRRRGH!!! :puke: :o :jesus 😂

the IMAGES!! :cry

Volkswagenboy ·

Scarred mind!!!
-Staggers.

Schmoburger ·

*humming and singing* just a'paddin' maaah postcount..Oh YEAH, I'ma paddin' out mah postcount, yeah yeah yeah!... *trails off as he wanders back out of the thread* 🤪

Ayatsuri ·

Weeee Panic! At The Disco. -bops- :bounce

Ham went and married sausage, then had babies and called them penguin.

Schmoburger ·

I'll penguin YOUR ham-sausage!!! :duh

MISS VDUB ·

Hmmm, i'm finding this all a bit on the strange side?

Ash x

bajachris88 ·

i'm sure theres a nut case in side u waiting to crack and join in.

😂

Ayatsuri ·

bajachris88 wrote:i'm sure theres a nut case in side u waiting to crack and join in.

😂
Yeah, come on, you know you want to.... :P
Come play with us... -Children of the Corn style voice-

MISS VDUB ·

Suddenly Ash's eyes start glowing red, her head starts to rotate, and is pulled in towards the crazyness!

Starts to chant..."One of us, one of us" 😵‍💫

Ash x

Schmoburger ·

*Tries to think of a witty reply* 😂

Doh!...I got nuffin! 😢

Wild1 ·

it's starting to sound like some weird cult... oh wait, it is a cult :P

bajachris88 ·

Haha, what should we name this avd nutter cult? 😂 :jesus

Schmoburger ·

I say we call it.... the Schmeauxcialites!... in recognition of its shady founder, yours truly... teh SchmeauxX0r5! 🥷😏

Sunshiiiiine came softlyyyyy'a through maah.. window todaaaaay... 🤪

:alien

VW_Gurl ·

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Scarlet ·

Hmmmm tha fresh smell of crazy in tha mornin!

Goddamn!...whoever designed this jacket with both sleeves tied round the back must have been crazy!

🤪 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🙄

Schmoburger ·

Scaaaaaarlet!!!... wzzarrrrrp deoooooowwwwg!!!!?!?!?! 🤪 😎 :bounce

OMG!!!

I think I broke my wookie!!! :duh And I think the Bridgestone center broke my balls!!!... $75 for 185/70's???? :puke

Iris-the-lovebug ·

bajachris88 wrote::cry

what has avd come to...

anywho, if a vw could be an animal, what animal would ur vw be?

Mine would be a sloth. Its either moving very slowly, or not moving at all.
Iris (My Yellow 72 Bug) would be a Horse, very quick off the mark, touchy steering, very responsive, sometimes goes too fast, but can be temperemental. Heaven forbid if I accidentally call her Ava!!!!

Ava (My 67 Blue Bug) would be a Dog, reliable, does what she's told and starts every time, but a bit of a plodder in the cold mornings.