This post is totally stupid and serves no real purpose aside from to sit here being useless. :bounce :alien 🤪😘 :puke
ColumBUS ·
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Schmoburger ·
VOMIT COMES OUT THE :puke SMILEYS EYES AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
i tuned out my lights and the curtains werent closed last night... oh baby I MUST BE MAD!!!! :duh
bajachris88 ·
:cry
what has avd come to...
anywho, if a vw could be an animal, what animal would ur vw be?
Mine would be a sloth. Its either not moving very slowly, or not moving at all. Gravity is my engine that pushes my baby 😂 A Big Billy Kart!
Kossack ·
What does Everyone think about my Mistress....
VWCOOL ·
Do you have any pics?
Can you organise shipping?
Does it come with a complete respray, a new engine and replaced everything else?
Livvy ·
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 🤓 :jesus
bajachris88 ·
speakin of that, how irritating is it when ur parents speak of their sex life in front of u.
Schmoburger ·
God no Chris!!!!... I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS SEX-LIFE!!! ARRRRGH!!! :puke: :o :jesus 😂
the IMAGES!! :cry
Volkswagenboy ·
Scarred mind!!!
-Staggers.
Schmoburger ·
*humming and singing* just a'paddin' maaah postcount..Oh YEAH, I'ma paddin' out mah postcount, yeah yeah yeah!... *trails off as he wanders back out of the thread* 🤪
Ayatsuri ·
Weeee Panic! At The Disco. -bops- :bounce
Ham went and married sausage, then had babies and called them penguin.
Schmoburger ·
I'll penguin YOUR ham-sausage!!! :duh
MISS VDUB ·
Hmmm, i'm finding this all a bit on the strange side?
Ash x
bajachris88 ·
i'm sure theres a nut case in side u waiting to crack and join in.
😂
Ayatsuri ·
bajachris88 wrote:i'm sure theres a nut case in side u waiting to crack and join in.
😂
Yeah, come on, you know you want to.... :P
Come play with us... -Children of the Corn style voice-
MISS VDUB ·
Suddenly Ash's eyes start glowing red, her head starts to rotate, and is pulled in towards the crazyness!
Starts to chant..."One of us, one of us" 😵💫
Ash x
Schmoburger ·
*Tries to think of a witty reply* 😂
Doh!...I got nuffin! 😢
Wild1 ·
it's starting to sound like some weird cult... oh wait, it is a cult :P
bajachris88 ·
Haha, what should we name this avd nutter cult? 😂 :jesus
Schmoburger ·
I say we call it.... the Schmeauxcialites!... in recognition of its shady founder, yours truly... teh SchmeauxX0r5! 🥷😏
Sunshiiiiine came softlyyyyy'a through maah.. window todaaaaay... 🤪
:alien
VW_Gurl ·
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Scarlet ·
Hmmmm tha fresh smell of crazy in tha mornin!
Goddamn!...whoever designed this jacket with both sleeves tied round the back must have been crazy!
I think I broke my wookie!!! :duh And I think the Bridgestone center broke my balls!!!... $75 for 185/70's???? :puke
Iris-the-lovebug ·
bajachris88 wrote::cry
what has avd come to...
anywho, if a vw could be an animal, what animal would ur vw be?
Mine would be a sloth. Its either moving very slowly, or not moving at all.
Iris (My Yellow 72 Bug) would be a Horse, very quick off the mark, touchy steering, very responsive, sometimes goes too fast, but can be temperemental. Heaven forbid if I accidentally call her Ava!!!!
Ava (My 67 Blue Bug) would be a Dog, reliable, does what she's told and starts every time, but a bit of a plodder in the cold mornings.