I'm just calling because... (Insert your own words here)
Eg. "...I order the pizza half an hour ago now, I hope you don't think I'm going to pay for such bad service!"
pete wood ·
Aussieveedubbers · General Chit Chat
Complete this sentence....
https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/53957/complete-this-sentence
56astro ·
I rang about 20minute ago about some engine trouble, well, ............. I found it!
Rural Baja ·
Im just calling because i want twin carbies. Damn car is to gutless!
baybuscamperkid ·
i cant find the luggage!
Dasdubber ·
...I just wanted to tell someone I love my watch - my mum gave it to me as a birthday present last year and it is really really cool, the arms glow green when it gets dark, but you have to hold it close to the light first to get it to glow really bright. Who am I speaking to by the way?
Bizarre ·
Sharon...........Sharon...............where are you ??
You told me to wait behind the shed at 3.00pm....................Well, its 4.30!!!
You told me to wait behind the shed at 3.00pm....................Well, its 4.30!!!
HotRodMatt ·
it's broken again!
ColumBUS ·
"I'm just calling to say thankyou so much for my new toy Santa! i know its not the giant man destroying beetle i specifically WANTED, but with this, world domination can wait"
squizy ·
I'm just calling because I'm wondering if you're interested in answering a few questions.....yes....I am calling from India....(click).....hello, hello??
Doug Sweetman ·
" I'm just calling to say I have your oval....... and the ransom sum is $25k, small denomination, non sequential bills in a brown paper bag, or it goes to Pommy land in a container and you never see it again"
[ Edited on 4-7-2006 by Doug Sweetman ]
[ Edited on 4-7-2006 by Doug Sweetman ]
LUFTMEISTER ·
oh Hi .......poison hotline, um I have a spider with a red flash biting my forearm.
oh i see, deadly eh!
well I am 250km from the nearest hospital and I am drive an old 25hp beetle.
what do you mean "better make a will before I pass out!"
😁
oh i see, deadly eh!
well I am 250km from the nearest hospital and I am drive an old 25hp beetle.
what do you mean "better make a will before I pass out!"
😁
buzzbug ·
c'mon people sing it with me.....
".......................... to say I looooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu."
Lee.
".......................... to say I looooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu."
Lee.
buzzbug ·
"my girlfirend just rang and told me she was late......but according to my watch she is right on time"
Lee.
Lee.
buzzbug ·
"ok dad, you said face north and orientate my watch in that direction and follow the line off the three o'clock position"
"dad?, does it mater that my watch is digital?"
Lee.
"dad?, does it mater that my watch is digital?"
Lee.
buzzbug ·
"holly crap there's a phone in the fire hose...........these germans think of everything"
Lee.
Lee.
glider69 ·
where the fuck do i pour the water in mum?
twoguns ·
ok mate... i am far enough away now. you can tell her im leaving: i am keeping the watch and i've taken the car too!
Fireball xl5 ·
"watch?... oh shit it was on my wrist before i fixed it"
aussiebaja ·
i found the whirring sound,,its the neighbours cat
Starbug ·
.... on the third stroke it will be time you realised i have stolen your car.
beep
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beep.
beep
beep
beep.
h ·
hello.. hello..
'Hi, thanks for calling back to your missed call, we have a fantastic offer for you, please forward your pin and password and any other banking details to us so starving children in africa can reap the rewards, the more we take the more you could make.. (call cost is $8.50/minute)"
'Hi, thanks for calling back to your missed call, we have a fantastic offer for you, please forward your pin and password and any other banking details to us so starving children in africa can reap the rewards, the more we take the more you could make.. (call cost is $8.50/minute)"
silver ·
can you tell me again how to jump start this car with a rope around the wheel?
Alex Holzl ·
... I NEED HELP! I gave this lovely old lady a lift on the side of the road and now shes in the back of my beetle with her ankles through the straps on the pillars!!! Ive rebuilt the motor TWICE but she still thinks im just checking the tappets! (undies fly out window) OH MY GOD!!! IVE ONLY SEEN UNDIES LIKE THAT ON RETIREMENT HOME CLOTHES LINES!!! IVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! (CLUNK!)
[ Edited on 4-7-06 by Alex Holzl ]
[ Edited on 4-7-06 by Alex Holzl ]
crewcabconnection ·
Is that George Michael ... yeah you booked me earlier, Im outside now.
hellbugged ·
i've overheated and out of water again....damn subaru conversion!:P
1303Steve ·
Hi, yeah, can you tell me the firing order for my bug?
PS, ugly wheels or what
PS, ugly wheels or what
bajachris88 ·
I feel like shiz, can u help me?
65busser ·
Hi....yeah look, I'm on my way over to pick up those new wheels 'cos I just can't stand these ugly &@$%ers any longer, and now the %@&*ing car has conked out!!!
How much longer are you open 'cos I have to do this TODAY!
(Steve you beat me to the wheels comment.)
[ Edited on 4-7-2006 by 65busser ]
How much longer are you open 'cos I have to do this TODAY!
(Steve you beat me to the wheels comment.)
[ Edited on 4-7-2006 by 65busser ]
koolkarmakombi ·
THAT CAR IS STILL LOOKING AT ME WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN
CAFFINEPUSHERMAN ·
ren were out of fuel and the car wont start and you wound the window down to far and it wont go back up(these events all happened to me and ren yesterday):cussing
silver ·
What does Zundfolge mean?
[ Edited on 5-7-2006 by silver ]
[ Edited on 5-7-2006 by silver ]
sinecure ·
.... I'm going to be late. I don't know what to do with the bodies. Some idiot put an engine in the boot. Maybe if I prop them up in the car I could use the transit lane.