bajachris88 ·
guess.... 😀
Aussieveedubbers · General Chit Chat
Guess whose turning 18 this sunday!
https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/55133/guess-whose-turning-18-this-sunday
Midlife crisis ·
Happy birthday for Sunday Chris
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Marc & Kathy
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Marc & Kathy
mscabrio ·
Many happy returns! Hope that you have a very happy birthday and get lots of cool presents !
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winerot ·
happy birthday for sunday chris, its dylans as well (15)
wally jann amanda & dylan:bounce:bounce
[ Edited on 9-8-2006 by winerot ]
wally jann amanda & dylan:bounce:bounce
[ Edited on 9-8-2006 by winerot ]
bugbrained ·
happy birthday chris for sunday :birthday . had mine yesterday wish i was 18 again lol .😉
bugeyedbabe ·
im with u bugbrained...my birthday is saturday...18 is just a distant memory for me
happy birthday chris...well...for when it finally arrives
happy birthday chris...well...for when it finally arrives
bajachris88 ·
YAY!!! THANKYOU MY FELLOW FRIENDS!
!!! :P
we should all sort a dubbers 18th where u all return 18 again! inc. jeff and donna (bring back a distant memory lol).
One step older... and boy has things changed since last yr when i turned 17 :o!!
Annie can't call me her little boy no more, gonna be able to be her man :P
!!! :P
we should all sort a dubbers 18th where u all return 18 again! inc. jeff and donna (bring back a distant memory lol).
One step older... and boy has things changed since last yr when i turned 17 :o!!
Annie can't call me her little boy no more, gonna be able to be her man :P
bajachris88 ·
by the way, happy bday to Jeff, donna, Dylan too for this week/end
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marc + kathy, u forgot to shave my head!
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marc + kathy, u forgot to shave my head!
Hertz ·
who cares
bajachris88 ·
i DO!
means i can go to the dubs by the pub next yr without no underage worry/obligation!
+ I can shout the drinks at the next valla instead!
Y? Don't u want a free drink?
.... :beer
means i can go to the dubs by the pub next yr without no underage worry/obligation!
+ I can shout the drinks at the next valla instead!
Y? Don't u want a free drink?
.... :beer
Matt Ryan ·
pooh to you Chris,
It's a long way 'till Sunday. No wishes from me until then.
(patience, grasshopper)
Matt.
It's a long way 'till Sunday. No wishes from me until then.
(patience, grasshopper)
Matt.
barls ·
its bebs birthday isnt it, or is it $2
bajachris88 ·
yup :P, certainly is barls, hope the kids spoil ya donna!bugeyedbabe wrote:...my birthday is saturday...18
bugeyedbabe ·
already knwo some of the presents...
i have a jvc mp3/cd set and speakers (didnt have time to purchase/install b4 valla...man what a dumb move that was)....a gold watch with pinkish pearl face...sheepskin covers...(which i did get in time for valla..what a god send..no sore bum for me) its the extras i love...the cards, choccies and various little well thought about things..
cheers ppl
i have a jvc mp3/cd set and speakers (didnt have time to purchase/install b4 valla...man what a dumb move that was)....a gold watch with pinkish pearl face...sheepskin covers...(which i did get in time for valla..what a god send..no sore bum for me) its the extras i love...the cards, choccies and various little well thought about things..
cheers ppl
Volkswagenboy ·
*Sound of grasshoppers in a silent room*Hertz wrote:who cares
I'm with you Hertz!
-Staggers.
bajachris88 ·
y do u have a tendency to pop parties u pooper...:cussing
(seriously)
(seriously)
Volkswagenboy ·
What is it that you're insinuating?
-Staggers.
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amazeer ·
Aww shite BEB. If had of known it was your birthday in under a week, I would have slobbered all over you.
bajachris88 ·
u really want the shit to be thrown out on a plate on a public forum?
think twice...
if u got nuffin constructive, rather than sour the mood, just refrain, its not hard.
[ Edited on 9/8/2006 by bajachris88 ]
think twice...
if u got nuffin constructive, rather than sour the mood, just refrain, its not hard.
[ Edited on 9/8/2006 by bajachris88 ]
bugeyedbabe ·
hey chris...how many times have we said that exact sort of thing to u....lol
not trying to pick a fight, just think its funny as that its you who's saying ti this time.
Maybe another one u shoudl ahve learnt is :those who live in glass houses should not cast stones....
Anyway, back to the topic....amazeer...i'm just so damned dissappointed u needed a reason to drool...everyone else got tic tacs, dodge drinks...and offers for the nudey run
i just got to take a spin in my car... 😵💫
[ Edited on 9-8-2006 by bugeyedbabe ]
not trying to pick a fight, just think its funny as that its you who's saying ti this time.
Maybe another one u shoudl ahve learnt is :those who live in glass houses should not cast stones....
Anyway, back to the topic....amazeer...i'm just so damned dissappointed u needed a reason to drool...everyone else got tic tacs, dodge drinks...and offers for the nudey run
i just got to take a spin in my car... 😵💫
[ Edited on 9-8-2006 by bugeyedbabe ]
amazeer ·
You'll be alright next time. Just grab a room away from the kids. I've got 5 spare beds booked.
bugeyedbabe ·
but hey...the kids make it fun...
i get to sit back and watch it all happening round me...thinking 'hope i never did this...and if i did...f--- east i owe my mum a big apology'
and for my birthday pressie from my boss...i get to go to work more...DAMMIT!!
i'm trying to wind down...not get more time...but apparently i make him stress less....so they want me there more...and since twomore office staff quit this week....
PS: if any cpmuter bookkeepers are looking for a job...u2u me and i can tell u were to send ur resumes....but i wouldnt recommend it...trust me...only do this if ur desperate. :P
i get to sit back and watch it all happening round me...thinking 'hope i never did this...and if i did...f--- east i owe my mum a big apology'
and for my birthday pressie from my boss...i get to go to work more...DAMMIT!!
i'm trying to wind down...not get more time...but apparently i make him stress less....so they want me there more...and since twomore office staff quit this week....
PS: if any cpmuter bookkeepers are looking for a job...u2u me and i can tell u were to send ur resumes....but i wouldnt recommend it...trust me...only do this if ur desperate. :P
bajachris88 ·
oh, forgot to ask, hows ur ride running now? was the bug a smooth ride with the fresh box?
Was good to meet ya donna, spose u being down there said something bout the car 😀
what kinda book keeping u do on the computer?
Was good to meet ya donna, spose u being down there said something bout the car 😀
what kinda book keeping u do on the computer?
76camper ·
get on it :beer
bugeyedbabe ·
edith is a bit 'dodgy' at the moment...
we think i picked up dodgy fuel...or its got to do with a nice new hole i have in the carby...jace says..dodgy fuel, clogged points...clogged plugs....either way...he's getting the call to come fix it...:P
thing is...all the way there she was wonderful...all the way home she was great....next morning...she was a bit under the weather...like her mum...
we use mostly autoquote for the invoiicing, arnie for some parts of transfers or data...and payroll...forget the program...
we think i picked up dodgy fuel...or its got to do with a nice new hole i have in the carby...jace says..dodgy fuel, clogged points...clogged plugs....either way...he's getting the call to come fix it...:P
thing is...all the way there she was wonderful...all the way home she was great....next morning...she was a bit under the weather...like her mum...
we use mostly autoquote for the invoiicing, arnie for some parts of transfers or data...and payroll...forget the program...
sinecure ·
Happy Birthday, Chris!:party:party:party
bajachris88 ·
cheers Mick mate!
What u been up to over the weekend while we were at valla?
come in another 2 yrs mate with ur kit car, and u woudl get ALOT of attention for sure!
There were plenty of other kit cars there, and non-vw engined cars... urs would fit in great!
(Just need QR to give ya a break off!)
What u been up to over the weekend while we were at valla?
come in another 2 yrs mate with ur kit car, and u woudl get ALOT of attention for sure!
There were plenty of other kit cars there, and non-vw engined cars... urs would fit in great!
(Just need QR to give ya a break off!)
Boozer ·
Happy B'day dude for whatever it is! Hope it's better than mine was... I was at Wagga doing army basic training and wasn't game to tell anyone! Had another one when I got back though...don't take too much notice of vwboy, he's just grumpy cause he's a eunuch...wonderfull singing voice though...specially early in the morning...:P:P:P😂😂😂
Volkswagenboy ·
I sang? News to me.
-Staggers.
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Boozer ·
Volkswagenboy wrote:I sang? News to me.
-Staggers.
so you're saying the whole eunuch thing isn't new to you? you're confirming this?:P
bugeyedbabe ·
singing is news... being a eunuch, not news...just upseting
poor baby...😘
poor baby...😘
Volkswagenboy ·
Eunuch?
What the hell is eunuch?
Can somebody please tell me what eunuch is??
-Staggers.
What the hell is eunuch?
Can somebody please tell me what eunuch is??
-Staggers.
Boozer ·
😂😂😂 I'm enjoying this...he's freaking out!
bugeyedbabe ·
u really dont know??
there the guy who were castrated so the sultans of old could have them guard their 'harem' without fear that a guard would have sex with one of the lovely ladies...
was actually considered a great honor to becoem one...as u had sacrificed much for ur master/leader/emperia/sultan
there the guy who were castrated so the sultans of old could have them guard their 'harem' without fear that a guard would have sex with one of the lovely ladies...
was actually considered a great honor to becoem one...as u had sacrificed much for ur master/leader/emperia/sultan
bugeyedbabe ·
this write up might help further ur education:
A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce.
The word eunuch comes from the Greek word "eunouchos" and the Latin word "eunuchus" -- both meaning "keeper of the bedchamber". And while the word may have originally referred to a person filling this specific career description, the more relevant concept contained within the word is "one who can be trusted to watch over the inner household". Or more to the point, a male servant who won't let anyone (including himself) knock up your wife and daughter while you're away.
cheers
A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce.
The word eunuch comes from the Greek word "eunouchos" and the Latin word "eunuchus" -- both meaning "keeper of the bedchamber". And while the word may have originally referred to a person filling this specific career description, the more relevant concept contained within the word is "one who can be trusted to watch over the inner household". Or more to the point, a male servant who won't let anyone (including himself) knock up your wife and daughter while you're away.
cheers
h ·
why did i read this thread.. ouch!
bugeyedbabe ·
this write up might help further ur education:
A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce.
The word eunuch comes from the Greek word "eunouchos" and the Latin word "eunuchus" -- both meaning "keeper of the bedchamber". And while the word may have originally referred to a person filling this specific career description, the more relevant concept contained within the word is "one who can be trusted to watch over the inner household". Or more to the point, a male servant who won't let anyone (including himself) knock up your wife and daughter while you're away.
cheers
A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce.
The word eunuch comes from the Greek word "eunouchos" and the Latin word "eunuchus" -- both meaning "keeper of the bedchamber". And while the word may have originally referred to a person filling this specific career description, the more relevant concept contained within the word is "one who can be trusted to watch over the inner household". Or more to the point, a male servant who won't let anyone (including himself) knock up your wife and daughter while you're away.
cheers
Boozer ·
so now you know what Captain Jack's talking about in Pirate of the Carribean 1 and 2.
Volkswagenboy ·
*Cringes in fear*
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Volkswagenboy ·
Pirates of the what?
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bugeyedbabe ·
and ur also prolly holding ur penis and balls...rubbing them... silently saying...."it's ok (penis petname)..i promise not to do that to u...promise..."
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Boozer ·
Coffeebean...Caribbean.Volkswagenboy wrote:Pirates of the what?
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Volkswagenboy ·
Oh bugger this isn't BA!!
Dang I shouldn't have said that.
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Dang I shouldn't have said that.
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Boozer ·
too late. it's been recorded for all time. you're in trouble now.:PVolkswagenboy wrote:Oh bugger this isn't BA!!
Dang I shouldn't have said that.
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Boozer ·
the great dissapointment?:P:P:P😂😂😂Volkswagenboy wrote:Well I'm rubbing them, but only because I like it.
Oh by the way, mine doesn't have a name... A penis like mine is just known by all as the great one!
-Staggers.
bugeyedbabe ·
more like...what the...?
squizy ·
Happy Birthday Chris for Sunday. Now that you've got the drinking milestone in reach, how long 'til puberty?
h ·
yeah BA this thread.. now that would be an interesting senario as the author cant access it.. haha
bajachris88 ·
send it to BA on sunday arvo, at least i would be able to access it :P.
btw brenton, u do realise u were speaking in a european accent saturday night too?
give it another 20 yrs squizy, and puberty will hopefully be reached 😂 at the moment i'm a coaky voiced, hairy, 'big' boy HAHA!.... i feal so premature 😂
btw brenton, u do realise u were speaking in a european accent saturday night too?
give it another 20 yrs squizy, and puberty will hopefully be reached 😂 at the moment i'm a coaky voiced, hairy, 'big' boy HAHA!.... i feal so premature 😂
bajachris88 ·
btw, boozer, ur a champ 😂 👍
ang3lsholocaust ·
donna i feel ur pain..mine ran like the biggest pile of shit ever..was freaking out something cronic..damm little dodgy fuel stations :cry:vaderbugeyedbabe wrote:edith is a bit 'dodgy' at the moment...
we think i picked up dodgy fuel...or its got to do with a nice new hole i have in the carby...jace says..dodgy fuel, clogged points...clogged plugs....either way...he's getting the call to come fix it...:P
thing is...all the way there she was wonderful...all the way home she was great....next morning...she was a bit under the weather...like her mum...
we use mostly autoquote for the invoiicing, arnie for some parts of transfers or data...and payroll...forget the program...
bugbrained ·
pretends i didnt continue reading this post lmaoooo🤪
bajachris88 ·
run away jeff.... as far as u can.... we are possessed fruit loops... kelloggs is looking at a big law suit
Boozer ·
thanks dude.:thumb I work hard to be the hobo I am.bajachris88 wrote:btw, boozer, ur a champ 😂 👍
bugbrained ·
brb need beers :beer
ColumBUS ·
A big Cuddle and a kiss for you on your birthday Donna! Maybe Amazer will turn up on your doorstep with a basket of Tic Tacs and big sloppy kiss for you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA!!!
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Fish and Ash x
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA!!!
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Fish and Ash x
amazeer ·
I dunno if I could stretch a sloppy kiss, but i'd totally be up to slobbering a cheek. Only I'm afraid my saliva has gone from "will deliver to all mainland states" to "pick up only". Last night I discovered how much fun I had at valla. I tried to withdraw money for karting and found the VISA is maxxed out.
bajachris88 ·
Holy shiggas!WHAT U SPEND IT ON CHRIS!!!
amazeer ·
good question. I didnt buy food, I didnt buy at swap nor auction.... leaves just tic tacs and alkyhol.
h ·
at that you did, or ur mrs spent whilst you were away conserving money..
bugeyedbabe ·
haha....check what the mrs spent...bet its that one...
i knwo i would...and i'd be swearing about 'the bastard away all weekend having fun with the dubs...and im here with the kids...shithead!!!"
hehe...so as stated before....my birthdays tomorrow...what did yas get me...come on...fess up...bet yas all got me nothing!
amazer...can pick up...(does this show how shitty MY life is...) nah, all good. Planning to have a nice relaxing time tomorrow...but cant party till end of month...daughter on 40hr famone....next weekend aj is away with his dad...so looks like it the weekend after....
i knwo i would...and i'd be swearing about 'the bastard away all weekend having fun with the dubs...and im here with the kids...shithead!!!"
hehe...so as stated before....my birthdays tomorrow...what did yas get me...come on...fess up...bet yas all got me nothing!
amazer...can pick up...(does this show how shitty MY life is...) nah, all good. Planning to have a nice relaxing time tomorrow...but cant party till end of month...daughter on 40hr famone....next weekend aj is away with his dad...so looks like it the weekend after....
amazeer ·
She wasnt stuck at home, she was on the gold coast. I dropped them off at the airport on the way to valla, picked them up on the way home.
I'm in Sydney on Sunday for the City 2 Surf run. You fly down and I'll give you a belated one.
I'm in Sydney on Sunday for the City 2 Surf run. You fly down and I'll give you a belated one.
bajachris88 ·
not long now... got a night out in the town on saturday and countdown till 18 at midnight with the gf!
ROCK ON!!!
ROCK ON!!!
AmandaluvsMaurice53 ·
hey there chris happy birthday for tomorrow!!!! have an awesome time and don't loose ur present off me even tho it only costed like $7, i shoulda spent moreon ya coz i spent $104 on dylan:o don't get too drunk either lol talk to ya when ur probally hung over haha manda xoxo
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pod ·
so is this what your gf is from your avatar::::My GiRlFrIeNd Is InFlAtAbLe!:::: sure you didnt steal Lady Valla from Fish.....bajachris88 wrote:not long now... got a night out in the town on saturday and countdown till 18 at midnight with the gf!
ROCK ON!!!
anyways Happy Birthday to you Chris ,well in an hour and a bit:birthday:birthday:birthday:birthday:birthday:birthday:birthday:birthday:birthday
h ·
less than an hour to go ppl.. not much time to get the eraser out in BA.. haha
btw :birthday chris in an hour or so.. :beer:beer:beer:beer:o😵💫🙁:duh:beer😵💫:puke
btw :birthday chris in an hour or so.. :beer:beer:beer:beer:o😵💫🙁:duh:beer😵💫:puke
amazeer ·
It wasnt me
Volkswagenboy ·
Who needs to erase their post?
Pfft.
-Staggers.
Pfft.
-Staggers.
h ·
haha..
vwb he says with the sweat rollin off his brow.. hehe
maybe this post should be in the stirrin thread.. hehe
vwb he says with the sweat rollin off his brow.. hehe
maybe this post should be in the stirrin thread.. hehe
Volkswagenboy ·
Hehe, it should be hey!
-Staggers.
-Staggers.
dangerous ·
Happy Birthday Chris !!
bajachris88 ·
ThanX MATE!
by the way dangerous, u weren't in robina town centre yesterday were ya?
Bday has been good so far, gf spoiled me last night, parents telling me their plans for my day and gifts etc :P.... Got a good driving teacher they gonna pay for (if we can eventually get his number), and seriously contimplating getting another car for me (one that works), be dub or otherwise. Looking at personal loans, and rekoning its betta to get a working regoed car than a personal loan to put towards the project. (cause god knows how many $$$ it needs till its ready).
Once i get parents help (which i am), anything/everything is possible. its going to happen :thumb
by the way dangerous, u weren't in robina town centre yesterday were ya?
Bday has been good so far, gf spoiled me last night, parents telling me their plans for my day and gifts etc :P.... Got a good driving teacher they gonna pay for (if we can eventually get his number), and seriously contimplating getting another car for me (one that works), be dub or otherwise. Looking at personal loans, and rekoning its betta to get a working regoed car than a personal loan to put towards the project. (cause god knows how many $$$ it needs till its ready).
Once i get parents help (which i am), anything/everything is possible. its going to happen :thumb
Matt Ryan ·
Happy Birthday Chris,
and belated birthday wishes to Donna for yesterday.
Matt.
and belated birthday wishes to Donna for yesterday.
Matt.
butidontunderstand ·
Happy Birthday Chris
hope u have a good one
hope u have a good one
bajachris88 ·
CHEERS GUYS!!!
So far sooooo good :P
funny... parents think tonight is going to be the night of my first drink... lol.... neah..
had to work 2day though.. (on my bday) but on bright side, is money, now get pay rise, and boss bought me some scratchies :P. What u rekon $200,000 for 10 yrs would go to... 😂 :P
I'm no longer a minor... hehe :P, so, bout that ba password :P
[ Edited on 13/8/2006 by bajachris88 ]
So far sooooo good :P
funny... parents think tonight is going to be the night of my first drink... lol.... neah..
had to work 2day though.. (on my bday) but on bright side, is money, now get pay rise, and boss bought me some scratchies :P. What u rekon $200,000 for 10 yrs would go to... 😂 :P
I'm no longer a minor... hehe :P, so, bout that ba password :P
[ Edited on 13/8/2006 by bajachris88 ]
monique__d ·
Happy Birthday Chris.
i hope u had a good day!!
Mon
i hope u had a good day!!
Mon
Boozer ·
wait a minute.... WTF!? how the fnark did bajachris get 2800+ posts and I've got only 2000+? I'm not a post whore but WTF? When did this happen? Do you have verbal diahorrea of the internets?:o:duh:duh:duh:blah
Volkswagenboy ·
You don't post endless amounts of useless crap boozer.
-Staggers.
-Staggers.
Boozer ·
thanks! this has to be one of the best compliments I've ever recieved. I'm sticking it on my resume!😁Volkswagenboy wrote:You don't post endless amounts of useless crap boozer.
-Staggers.
Volkswagenboy ·
Okay now you just took it too far!
Hehe so how's it going boozer?
-Staggers.
Hehe so how's it going boozer?
-Staggers.
Boozer ·
or...not far enough!
pretty good. not much happening atm on the vw front.
pretty good. not much happening atm on the vw front.