Because you would rather your mum thinks you are a well hung terrorist.
pete wood 路
jeez, poor guy, trying to save his dignity. still he could have said it was part of his electric shaver...
"it's not my bag baby!" 馃槀
Starbug 路
silly silly man... his mums going to give him shit about it for the rest of his life after he gets out of jail :P
bugeyedbabe 路
why not just say...
'pressie for the gf...part of a sex aid'
his mum prolly already knows he has a little penis....(who changed his nappy as a kid?? unless things change...dramactically....he's prolly got same proportions...small is small!)
Spook 路
Facing three years in prison for having a small dick.
Life truly is a bitch..... :P:P:P
Robo 路
Definately said the wrong thing!
Rob....
Spook 路
Plus the fact the WHOLE F#CKING WORLD now knows he has a small dick........ 馃檯馃檯
His mum was the least of his problems.
[ Edited on 25-8-2006 by Spook ]
MISS VDUB 路
I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh
Ash x
Spook 路
He won't end up in jail.
A stupid thing to do without doubt, but I think the whole world knowing ( or at least suspecting ) you have a pitiful pecker is punishment enough.
Mind, I don't think there'll be a dry eye in the courthouse.
tinman 路
Well said Pete.
Could you be any more stupid that to pack something like that. HAHAHAHA :party
Oasis 路
MISS_VDUB wrote:I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh