Well, Friday during work i had a little accident,
i sat on the fork lift and the seat buckle busted my coxic (if thats how you spell it) bone. And it hurt like hell. sat night i couldnt move and sunday morning i decided to go the hospital,
i got to the hospital, emergency ward that is, and after waiting for 3 hours i finally got to see a doctor went in for surgery on sun night,
and then they put me in the god damn childrens ward as they run out of beds, which ment all night little kids running around playing.
i didnt get 1 hours sleep with out waking up to kids running around and making a shit loads of noise.
got out mon morning (thank god)
so poor me is got nothing to do for 2 weeks,
i can hardly walk, on the good side i got a nurse who comes to my house every day to check me over (OHHHHH SHE IS A BABE)
steve
empi 路
Wholy Cow broken Coxic.. i bruised mine that was bad enough.(no funny jokes Mark josh and chris....馃槵 )
Gameboy , playstation xbox etc for you buddy.
get better soon and ask that nurse on a date.
empi
mscabrio 路
Sorry to hear about your accident. I have bruised my coccyx (yes that is how you spell it!!) and it hurts like buggery !!!
Don't like your chances on taking your nurse friend out on a date. Dating a client is an offence that can lead to cancellation of Nursing licence (trust me, I have just had to report one of my nurses to the nurses board for doing the same thing) .......
Spook 路
You must have really planted yourself when you sat down.
Baja Wes 路
steve-89 wrote:so poor me is got nothing to do for 2 weeks,
i can hardly walk, on the good side i got a nurse who comes to my house every day to check me over (OHHHHH SHE IS A BABE)
Please post photos 馃榾
I reckon I could play the playstation and do other mindnumbing activities for 2 weeks if I had to. Borrow lots of DVD's off your mates.
pete wood 路
sorry to hear steve. maybe you could teach youself to plat guitar or something.
mscabrio wrote:Don't like your chances on taking your nurse friend out on a date. Dating a client is an offence that can lead to cancellation of Nursing licence (trust me, I have just had to report one of my nurses to the nurses board for doing the same thing) .......
Is it just me or is that's a bit silly? In years gone buy lots of nurses met their partners by looking after them at work. Like teachers marrying teachers (NOT students) coz thats who they work with. Although I know of many a happy marriage between an young teacher and ex-student. Why do I have the feeling that nurses board is a bit like the RSL association? Why are you reporting this person?
frenzix 路
i did the same thing, snowboarding at the remarkables in NZ.. i couldnt walk for days.. did nothing about it and it still hurts sometimes.
amazeer 路
Spook wrote:You must have really planted yourself when you sat down.
yeah, I'm with you spook. Is this one of those "I just sat down" like those guys who "I was just climbing through the window as I had locked myself out... and there was this tomato sauce bottle... and I didnt see it and I just fell and... it just somehow ended up there!" Hmmmmmmm
:P
koolkarmakombi 路
When I did my training many a student female nurse dated patients, 'oh the romance' was the feelings on the ward. A male collegue dared date an ex pt and was hounded for taking advantage of the poor poppet. Was on the same (orthopedics) ward..... all were the same age etc.
Now there are strict codes of conduct to stop this happening. Somewhat silly in most cases (general hospital stuff) but still necessary to prevent 'issues'
Where I now specialise (psychiatry) it is necessary to protect everyone.
Here we usually have a quiet chat on the side to sort it out, as the 'victim' is usually the staff member. (Psychopaths are soooo charming)
Nurses board are money collecting nazis that do little for the profession though except wave the big deregistration stick.
Feel free to perve though!
pete wood wrote:sorry to hear steve. maybe you could teach youself to plat guitar or something.
mscabrio wrote:Don't like your chances on taking your nurse friend out on a date. Dating a client is an offence that can lead to cancellation of Nursing licence (trust me, I have just had to report one of my nurses to the nurses board for doing the same thing) .......
Is it just me or is that's a bit silly? In years gone buy lots of nurses met their partners by looking after them at work. Like teachers marrying teachers (NOT students) coz thats who they work with. Although I know of many a happy marriage between an young teacher and ex-student. Why do I have the feeling that nurses board is a bit like the RSL association? Why are you reporting this person?
[ Edited on 21-2-2007 by koolkarmakombi ]
mscabrio 路
Dating patients is just not on. When a person goes to hospital they are vulnerable, they are obviously sick or have had surgery etc etc etc and it is the responsibility of the Nurse to protect the patient from harm not shag them. I don't really care if that is old fashioned or whatever. I also don't approve of people dating people they work with. As for the Nurses board being money hungry nazis. Money hungry yes. Nazis no, they could and in many cases should be far tougher than they are. They have an obligation to the public to ensure that practising registered nurses are compentant and safe to practice and they don't do this, they allow people to do their own self assessments ........ blah blah blah blah ......
That is all I am going to say, will shut my mouth now.
GET WELL SOON
PrettyBlueBug 路
I'm with you opn that one, in not dating people who you work with.
A friend of mine in school fractured her coccyx when she slipped and fell onto the edge of a concrete step. She was out of action for 9 weeks, so count yourself lucky!
I hope you are running around again soon. Rest up! :sandrine
penguin 路
Hey be grateful that it was the kiddie ward you were in! Last (oops, third to last time) I was in, I got stuck in a geriatrics ward and aside from one old buger swearing all night I had to leave when he choked on a carrot (after being told to slow down and chew his food) as well as watch him almost smash a nurse in the face because he didn't want to do something.
After that, I can empathise on the bored feeling nd good looking nurses. Am looking forward to it in a month.
but I have to admit there is nothing more embaressing for a male than to have to have a few nurses wash you down when you cannot bend or twist and they even have wipe your butt, nothing - and I don't think anyone gets paid enough to have to do that!
boristherat 路
Gday Steve,
Sorry to hear about your misfortune, hope you get better real soon. The world needs to see that yellow notch screamin around....soon!
As for the nurse, be a good boy now and be careful. I'm married to one. Actually, my wife is the most wonderful person in the world and has made my life better than I could have ever dreamed. Very compassionate and understanding.
Nurses need to be hailed as heroes for what they do and who they are.
Look after yourself buddy!! See you soon. Darren
steve-89 路
thanks every one for your simpathy
i didnt actually break it i fractured it and then it got infected big time,
and dont worry i wont play with the nurse, remember i only said she was nice, ha ha.
steve
zac_smits 路
do i have to say it?
MASTURBATE!
pete wood 路
geez zak, thanx for taking us from the gutter and straight to the sewer...:puke
mscabrio, sounds like you look after your staff very well, thanks for explaining your end of things. I don't know if I agree, but then I'm a hopeless romantic and I don't have to work where you do everyday. No offence intended. 馃檪
zac_smits 路
you know me pete.
i love being in the gutter...at least i have two walls there
Sioux 路
mscabrio wrote:Dating patients is just not on. When a person goes to hospital they are vulnerable, they are obviously sick or have had surgery etc etc etc and it is the responsibility of the Nurse to protect the patient from harm not shag them.
some researchers would disagree with you, its been found that frequent sexual intercourse during recovery from traumatic experiences (yes that includes breaking your assbone), helps the recovery process.
something about the extra endorphins released in your brain gives the cells and organisms that heal you a shove along.
and honestly, if i was stuck with a hot nurse i wouldnt mind at all if a sponge bath led to something more ... fluid
dragbug 路
Time to crack out that collection of porn dvd's and start making a compilation of all your favourite scene's mate.
Just make sure you have plenty of Kleenex available!!
Rest up steve,you'll be right soon.
koolkarmakombi 路
Man goes to visit his grandpa in the hospital.
>
>"How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.
>
>"Feeling fine," says the old man.
>
>"What's the food like?"
>
>"Terrific, wonderful menus."
>
>"And the nursing?"
>
>"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really
Take care of you."
>
>"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
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>"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night.
At 10 o'clock they
>bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet
. And that's it.
>I go out like a light."
>
>The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this,
So rushes off to
>question the Sister in charge
>
>"What are you people doing," he says,
>"I'm told you're giving a 95-year-old Viagra on a
Daily basis. Surely,
>that can't be true?"
>
>"Oh, yes," replies the Sister.
>"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of
Chocolate and a Viagra
>tablet.
>It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him
Sleep, and the Viagra
>stops him from rolling out of bed