Is it just me or does this forum have an over-representation of people named 'Chris', I am personally finding it fascinating, nothing to get allarmed about, just be concerned, thats all...
cheers
Chris
Takhoal ·
they're swarming, lock and load...........
pangalactic ·
you cant kill them, they just break up into little pieces that multiply, like terminator2, come to think of it i think that cyborg was also called chris.
cheers,
Chris
CAFFINEPUSHERMAN ·
i just use the name chris cause it rolls off the tounge better than juan "dirty" sanchez
Takhoal ·
dirty sanchez....... now thats a name not to be sniffled at!
that name always reminds me of tequila, stogies and a transexual hooker named Giselle. ( she could have been chris once also!......... )
pangalactic ·
Its also a good name if you want to have a sex change op, dont need to change your name on yur drivers license. only down side is that once i wanted a career as a dictator and lay waste to nations but the name 'chris the impaler' didnt really strike fear in the hearts of the peasants, but it sure got my wife excited though!
'chris the impaler'
pangalactic ·
You wouldt be the same 'dirty sanchez' that makes those adult movies by any chance?
ive got a mate who's a copper and he reckons it might be because if you go into a witness relocation program 'chris' is the only name available on the paperwork, something to do with printing costs and stationary cutbacks. go figure!
'chris the impaler' aka tony mokbel
[ Edited on 20-3-2007 by pangalactic ]
h ·
yeah i noticed that too, thats why i changed my name to paul for this forum so another chris was not to be seen on here.. hehe
pangalactic ·
Mate, dont be embarrased by being a chris, youve got to embrace it!, come out of the shadows brother!
'chris the impaler' aka tony mokbel'
h ·
but i like lurking.. 🤓
remm340912 ·
if there are that many chris' then technically they could be considered a corporation. I think we need to discuss a possible tax levy! 🙂
crewcabconnection ·
all conceived to the the dulset tones of "woman in red" no doubt.
squizy ·
I heard Kris Kristoferson lurks on here too.
rupewrecht ·
Chris's are common, that's all. Like plain white bread. Or beige.
😂
pangalactic ·
dont forget cris cringle, :tree
pangalactic ·
This is the most obvious conclusion i could come up with,
below is the ranking for the name Christopher as a % of pop. for the last 120 odd years, the highest ranking was 3.528% in 1984, during the same year Kris Kristofferson released the movie Flashpoint (1984), which, incidently was a shit movie, as a result people shagged alot more instead of going out to the pictures. THis resulted in a surplus of noisy , smelly kids around the place, which annoyed the hell out of the parents. As the parents were pissed off (no baby bonus or LCD tvs in 1984) they named theyre kids after the lead actor in the movie they hated the most, yep you guessed it Christopher. This surplus of neglected, hated kids called christopher became dysfuntional and spent all their time tinkering with vw's as a means of escape. case closed.
pangalactic wrote:This is the most obvious conclusion i could come up with,
below is the ranking for the name Christopher as a % of pop. for the last 120 odd years, the highest ranking was 3.528% in 1984, during the same year Kris Kristofferson released the movie Flashpoint (1984), which, incidently was a shit movie, as a result people shagged alot more instead of going out to the pictures. THis resulted in a surplus of noisy , smelly kids around the place, which annoyed the hell out of the parents. As the parents were pissed off (no baby bonus or LCD tvs in 1984) they named theyre kids after the lead actor in the movie they hated the most, yep you guessed it Christopher. This surplus of neglected, hated kids called christopher became dysfuntional and spent all their time tinkering with vw's as a means of escape. case closed.