Found this the other day, thought it was a good idea, whadyareckon?
I want to live my next life backwards.
I start out dead and get that out of the way. Then I wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. I get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect my pension, and then when I start work, I get a gold watch and a party on my first day. I work for 40 years until I'm young enough to enjoy my retirement. I party, drink alcohol, and am generally promiscuous. Then I am ready for high school where I am rebellious, smoke pot like a chimney, and see great concerts all the time. Sex gets newer and more amazing all the time. I then go to primary school, I become a kid, I play. I have no responsibilities; I become a baby until I am born. And then I spend my last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, with larger quarters every day and then Voila! I finish off as an orgasm!
Regards,
Matt.
Matt Ryan 路