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DSK

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/70965/dsk

warb 路

A quick heads up, DSK is over to its new server and should be up on an hour or so.. giddy up..

coupons 路

good one warbs....wot a time to change servers eh???

been hanging to see some pics from valla :馃ゲ

phatratpat 路

you boys must be bleeding from the ears by now !馃檯

frenzix 路

my brain exploded

byronbus 路

Ive gone back to my old habbits

Dasdubber 路

byronbus wrote:Ive gone back to my old habbits
Hanging out in public toilets again Bruce??

馃槀

Dasdubber 路

C'mon dsk!! 馃槩

Volksaddict 路

...have you recovered tim???

byronbus 路

Dasdubber wrote:
byronbus wrote:Ive gone back to my old habbits
Hanging out in public toilets again Bruce??

馃槀
Haha, i havent been back to our old haunting ground al, let me know when your there and ill see if i can make it...haha

Dasdubber 路

hehehe 馃榿

warb 路

shit... its a long hour!?.. 馃榾 ..

jhp1 路

Ah new you'd be into the whole glory hole scene Bruce

winerot 路

come on hurry up or i will leave my beard on forever.

warb 路

matara 路

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jhp1 路

warb wrote:shit... its a long hour!?.. 馃榾 ..
Hope you dont charge by the hour at work Ryan 馃槀

matara 路

Let me know if you need a hand with any SQL work in moving the database.

Cheers

Steve

blkovl 路

Its the next day! so much for an hour, glad i didnt wait up!!

KOM123 路

Good things come to those who wait...patience young grasshoppers 馃檪

Type3Sicko 路

a site well worth waiting for!

newghia 路

Am i going to the correct site? www.dsk.com.au,
Not being rude, just asking.

VolksFolks 路

Hey Warb, dont go putting up the DSK brotherhood pix now will ya, how much do you want cash! haha

Twokombies 路

How do you turn 1 hour into 22+ ????

winerot 路

Twokombies wrote:How do you turn 1 hour into 22+ ????
i believe paris hilton is doing computer tech as work experience heh heh

newhgia your on the right site just down for the mo

frenzix 路

should be sorted today, warb your a liar saying an hour.. we had problems with the server

trickysimon 路

Excuse my ignorance but what is DSK?
Simon

whatnow 路

it's a place where kombi types go to talk about their genitals and each others personal habits. edit (often both in the same sentence)

VolksFolks 路

whatnow wrote:it's a place where kombi types go to talk about their genitals and each others personal habits. edit (often both in the same sentence) i've never claimed to be able to spell, but i can think.
Think about it man.. aint you got balls?

trickysimon 路

馃槀
If it aint got Beetles there you won't find me there 馃檪
Simon

warb 路

frenzix wrote:should be sorted today, warb your a liar saying an hour.. we had problems with the server
haha, cock..

byronbus 路

haha

Twokombies 路

warb wrote:A quick heads up, DSK is over to its new server and should be up on an hour or so.. giddy up..
Its about to hit 25 now...
Maybe we should srart a sweep.
My tip is between 15 and 1600 Mon Aug 11.

P.S. I don't think Roy would let this happen for so long.馃槀

warb 路

we know, his business would suffer...........................

byronbus 路

warb wrote:we know, his business would suffer...........................
haha

dsk is not a database, it has no business interests whatsoever

haha

www.database.com.au

Twokombies 路

warb wrote:we know, his business would suffer...........................
Surely he doesn't run it for his business' bebfit does he?

I thought it was all for the joy of driving and owning busses!
OMG...I'm horrified to think I am part of a database...

Oops, I just remembered, I'm not a "member" of that data base.

Lucky me.

Southern Van 路

I must be unlucky then......................

matara 路

Tim/Warby

Do you guys work for Telstra by any chance?

Cheers

Steve

byronbus 路

matara wrote:Tim/Warby

Do you guys work for Telstra by any chance?

Cheers

Steve
haha, or any telco for that matter, actually, do you work for the rta? haha

Be patient, some technical issues, and beer have held it up. Tim is working on it, in consultation with our bank manager and business advisor

Kuchster 路

Whats goin on?, dont know how much longer we can handle it like this

haha

byronbus 路

Makes us appreciate dsk the forum, but dsk is more than a forum, go for a cruise in a split with some buddys or drink beer and reminisce about andy changing his exhaust at valla...

VolksFolks 路

byronbus wrote:Makes us appreciate dsk the forum, but dsk is more than a forum, go for a cruise in a split with some buddys or drink beer and reminisce about andy changing his exhaust at valla...
haha, nice one, full story on lowlight..

kroozzn63 路

even im waiting now ,whats doing ,, hey tricky get your beetle on there i do theres a guy on there called T2 he loves beetles post some pics on members rides ,there not all kombi nuts especailly Darren hes just waiting for the right one

newghia 路

REVISED TIME...........
one of these days!!!!!!!!!!

Pleases come and work for me for just an hour a week, standard hourly rates / award will be paid!!!!(and some beer)

SORRY.......Hope it gets worked out soon.

warb 路

frenzix wrote:should be sorted today, warb your a liar saying an hour.. we had problems with the server
liar.... 馃檯

kroozzn63 路

oooooooooo

warb 路

getting closer now, not too much longer...

crewcabconnection 路

so will we have RSS feeds finally? that's worth the wait.

matara 路

Dean,

We already had them, although there were no links to them on the site:-

http://www.dsk.com.au/forum/rss.php

Cheers

Steve

67panel 路

OK this has really confirmed I have (obviously like many others) an addiction problem...and how much we all love the site. Well done lads, I will be able to stop shaking soon yeah?

byronbus 路

Its coming soon, bigger and better and a more reliable server, will be worth the wait...

trickysimon 路

So the hour is nearly up then?
Simon

Dasdubber 路

馃檨

frenzix 路

Sorry peoples.. we had some major problems with our new provider (off to a good start) now finally after phonecalls to and from uncle sam, the errors have apparantly been corrected and the final stages of manually uploading all the files/database onto the new server is being completed. My apologies, but I don't feel too bad because you all should have some new updates on those projects of yours..

p.s thanks for the offers of help..

frog 路

Shoud'nt let your uncle do anything, he's a dickhead........look at Iraq.

Twokombies 路

frog wrote:Shoud'nt let your uncle do anything, he's a dickhead........look at Iraq.
Its becoming clearer now. Uncle Simple can't get Iraq sorted out because all his brightest minds (both of them) are trying to get DSK sorted.

You don't know what you like until it goes MIA.馃檯馃

frenzix 路

haha frog true.. we are having even more issues.. GREAT! All due to the host. And our previous server we have outgrown so cannot use that one anymore.. still working on it

Jack 路

im missing dsk long time

LIFE IN THE LOW LANE 路

obviously you guys aren't using german technology馃憤

kombibob 路

Please make it come back... i'm spending too much time with my "loved ones", and starting to look for other things to do at "work" 馃ゲ

byronbus 路

haha, becareful, dont be too productive at work, they will notice when dsk comes back online that your slacking off...

warb 路

teething issues, thats all..

dsk will soon be up like a nymph on viagra... a cat could not scratch it..

byronbus 路

haha, sounds like andy at valla

warb 路

ok, the hour is up.... dsk back up.. may take a while for your local ISP to see it tho...

bussboy 路

Is DSK having another moment???????

ovalkeith 路

Still not up :-(

bussboy 路

Thank God thought it was just me.!!!!!

byronmcmanus59 路

yeah no go for me aswell.. its always stuffing up for some reason.. does anyone else have trouble.. with a message coming up about the quota?

Kuchster 路

phpBB : Critical Error

Error doing DB query userdata row fetch

DEBUG MODE

SQL Error : 145 Table './dskcomau_dsk/phpbb_users' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

SELECT * FROM phpbb_users WHERE user_id = -1

Line : 136
File : sessions.php

matara 路

Tim just gave me access, and I've repaired the table

dsk is now back up and online

Cheers

Steve

byronmcmanus59 路

can you check that quota thing out?? happens everynow and then.. i wait 5 mins and its good again?

byronmcmanus59 路

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