Has anyone ever gone to the local shops and whilst browsing looked up and standing about a metre away is your ex?
And all you can do apart from feeling physically ill and disgusted from the thought that at one point you allowed him to be a very small part of your life, is attempt to contain your laughter because you can't understand what the attraction was? Looking at this person thinking, was he really that fat when we were together and what the hell were you thinking woman?!
It was quite hilarious to say the least. 😂
bajachris88 ·
ha!
And to think i'm having a drink with one next week to meet her fionce' and kids :P
You 2 musta ended on some crazy rough terms...
grogy ·
ok im onto somethin here,i need to stick a pillow under my shirt
VDUBXTC ·
WOW.
Isn't that a slap in the face. HAHAHAHA
LUFTMEISTER ·
Makes you wonder if he's not thinking exactly the same thing..............🙄
Anthiron ·
ha ha @ DUBB61's comment. i was thinking exactly the same thing.
foxy_fuchsia ·
HAHAHA that was my intent Jace 😉
And Dubb61 and Anthiron that is pretty funny, but quite the opposite, I'm pretty much a gym junkie you could say 😉
Anthiron ·
ha ha, can i buy some of those tickets? or are you keeping them all to yourself?
LUFTMEISTER ·
Tried Ticketek none for sale😁
Dr Relationship diagnosis : Bad Break, Mended Crooked, Loss of sensitivity
Treatment : Exercise till you look like a Ladyboy! 😏
Go ot Bunnings, Buy some timber, Build a Bridge and get over it. 👍
66deluxe ·
When i see my ex, i yell quick son get in the car and lets get away from the dark lord SATAN, for she is evil and must punish those who do no wrong.
kombibob ·
gym junkie hey? i didn't know there was a brand of ice cream called gym. lol
bajachris88 ·
Hyper gym women intimidate me....
Who can forget mayday... she was the man, in a way lol 😂
foxy_fuchsia ·
kombibob wrote:gym junkie hey? i didn't know there was a brand of ice cream called gym. lol
Ha! Maybe in your freezer, you should really tell your girlfriend to lay off the ice cream anyway lol
No, I'm talking about the buildng which generally has a neon sign flashing "GYM" outside. Which usually houses treadmills, bikes, cross trainers etc. Oh, I guess they wouldn't have gyms at Mt Nebo 😘
LUFTMEISTER ·
🙅
PPHHHHTT PPHHHHHTTT getting a bit Catty now. Meow🥷
kombibob ·
Don't need a gym at Mt Nebo Foxy, lots of hills and walking tracks to keep fit.
So Ash can eat all the ice cream she wants and still look HOT!!
Maybe you should up date your pic on here. lol
bajachris88 ·
Man... this is getting petty....
although i am up for some bakini shots. Jon tells me Joh's lookin pretty hot these days..
ByronBug ·
Man... this is getting petty...
yes it is....
Judy
h ·
is this a script from that old soap days of our lives that I just read 😂
Homer Hudson ice cream for me
whatnow ·
kids these days.
😁
to be honest there is only one girl that i was with that i didn't stay on reasonable terms with afterwards (given a bit of time of course) and i was a total nutjob from about 14 till after i met my wife, so i don't get the whole bitter thing.
i guess i was old fashioned in that i based my relationships on friendship, everything else after that just added to the fun.
kombibob ·
i think this is the best read on here for some time.
kombivw ·
Foxy if it was not for the fact yr in Queensland i would have thought you were my ex! How come you become Gym junkies after the split? My ex would not dye her hair blonde as she said it was like mutton dressing up as lamb and maybe used gym a few times in 21 years of marriage. Now she is a blonde with a very strict excersise routine. Still my new woman is younger even if I do have a bit of a spread now :-)
foxy_fuchsia ·
lol thanks bajachris
...and kombibob I don't feel compelled to constantly display pics of myself on public forums, but you should come up and say HI at the next VW show!
grogy ·
ive heard theres a lot of cross trainers in gyms, thats why i stay way
lobus ·
foxy_fuchsia wrote:lol thanks bajachris
...and kombibob I don't feel compelled to constantly display pics of myself on public forums, but you should come up and say HI at the next VW show!
Be a bit difficult if he doesn't know what you look like. And I don't think he is in that greater need for a conversation.
Ice cream maybe!
h ·
i just had my daily fix of soapy human drama
a good laff 😵💫
(nearly) everyone likes ice cream lobus, so next time we meet up at a show dont talk to me just bring the ice cream 😵🙂
pod ·
and the point of all this is???????????????????????
dAVo ·
DUBB61 wrote:Tried Ticketek none for sale😁
Dr Relationship diagnosis : Bad Break, Mended Crooked, Loss of sensitivity
Treatment : Exercise till you look like a Ladyboy! 😏
Go ot Bunnings, Buy some timber, Build a Bridge and get over it. 👍
HAHAHA Zing!!
My ex was a friggen bitch and I would sooner saw off my own arms than want to see her again.
ancientbugger ·
Getting back to the original topic I emigrated so that this sort of thing wouldn't happen but about 5 years ago (I work in a resort in Noosa) I was checking some guests in and there standing behind them was a girl that I had left for my present wife (I use the term 'girl' very loosely here). My wife and I had been married for about 16 years at the time but when I had left this 'girl' she was a small petite, very attractive 22 year old but by now she had bulked up a fair bit but even so she was still the same underneath the trouble was it was so far underneath I could barely reckognise her. We chatted and reminisced but I was so happy when I got home to my wife. One big downer was that it destroyed a lot of memories as it's now very hard not to think of the 'girl' as she is now rather than all those years ago. So definitely emigrate as it's the safer way to go.
Spook ·
I saw my ex for the first time in ten years at my daughter's wedding in September.
All I could think of was, I've aged a lot better than I thought... 😂😂😂
Anthiron ·
ive got too many exs i see them everywhere.....😂
amazeer ·
foxy_fuchsia wrote:And Dubb61 and Anthiron that is pretty funny, but quite the opposite, I'm pretty much a gym junkie you could say 😉
What does that prove? Plenty of unattractive women and men at the gym I go to.
Phil74Camper ·
One of my exes once complained that I spent too much time working on my VW and that she didn't like it much. She said it was either that stupid car or her. That was the easiest decision I ever made and I haven't seen her for 20 years now.
Then again, another ex proved that there IS enough room in the back of a Beetle when you go to the drive-in. It's good to catch up with her every couple of years.
I still have to see the main ex every week when my daughter goes back. That's a bummer, but at least my daughter has learned that VWs are much cooler than other cars. 'Daddy when can I drive the Kombi?' Not bad for an 8-year old.
LUFTMEISTER ·
What do they say....
Married a Winger, Divorced a Front Row Prop!👍
rose ·
I don't have to worry about seeing any of mine as I don't have any exes lol
TruebelieverVW ·
This is a funny read. Thanks for the online counselling.
My ex left me 3 years ago, after 18 years of marriage for a younger guy. Still hurts after but for sake of my kids I have kept it civil.
Best thing was that it gave me a chance to buy a VW bug again, to take my mind off things.
Now to meet a nice woman who shares my interest in VWs. That would be great!!!
h ·
aahhh had my daily fix
thanks for that
for me i always left on civil terms so dropping by for a chat or see people that we knew proved to be no probs at all
as you'll no doubt come across them somewhere so imo why be a dick about it
build a bridge some wise man here wrote somewhere
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
.......🥷..........🙅............*trys to restrain her hands but can't stop herself*............🤘
Hi, My names $2.63 and I like candlelit dinners, romantic walks along the beach and scrapbooking.
Looking for the prince charming of my dreams to whisk me off my feet and into his V8 dunnidoor.
Gravy stains on worn out trakkiedaks whilst not a pre-requisite, would be preferred.
I like V8 motorsports and nights out at the local pub (mainly because they have an aoice kids playground where I can lock my 6 up for the day while I waste my stimulus package and baby bonuses on pokies).
If you like what you see, drop me a line 😍
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
🥷 I do appologise, been a while, thought I'd update you all on my neverending journey towards physical perfection* but this thread is lame, as such was asking for a right royal hijacking before certain peeps made further asses of themselves and smeared bad vibes about the place 😉
*NB before I get any bitchy comments thrown my way.....beauty is subjective etc yadi yadi blah blah.....BTW my tickets can be readily purchased via my ebay store for the very low buy now price of $2.63 each, bulk buy price of $2.61 for orders above 1000 units. These prices are GST inclusive and I do offer payment plans subject to a 'mean' test..... 😉🤓🥷 *mwah kissey-kissey darlinks*
h ·
arrhhh hmmm bulk buy $2.61 think i saw you last week down at that place you know
it was pretty dark n you know i was pretty drunk
you sure look like no one i met in the dark once
im sure you didnt act upon what they could bring to bear
good to see you back bout
LUFTMEISTER ·
Welcome back Homebrand 👍....Thought you'd been taken over by Aldi 😵💫
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
Fark h, thought it was you... Your account's now overdue by $0.36, I will have to charge you late fees and interest which will bring the total to $0.78 as of midnight tonight! Btw I want my keeno pencil back, I'm having heaps of trouble trying to fill in my dole form with a crayon you skank! And next time keep your greazy paws of my flannie, it took weeks to get rid of the smell! 👎
Nah no takeovers by aldi, more like lost in spacebook and buried in work 😉
Back on the subject of ex's, I'm a bit of a bisexual polyigamist, I hate ex's... thats why festy is under mums house, daisy is out the front and my newest one is riden most days, I am posessive and have trouble letting them go 🙅 Though in saying that I guess I could call myself a pimp as I will be soon be putting daisy on the market as I technically have traded her in for an 'older model' whom likes hooning around without his shirt on! 😀🤪🤓 👍
dAVo ·
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:.......🥷..........🙅............*trys to restrain her hands but can't stop herself*............🤘
Hi, My names $2.63 and I like candlelit dinners, romantic walks along the beach and scrapbooking.
Looking for the prince charming of my dreams to whisk me off my feet and into his V8 dunnidoor.
Gravy stains on worn out trakkiedaks whilst not a pre-requisite, would be preferred.
I like V8 motorsports and nights out at the local pub (mainly because they have an aoice kids playground where I can lock my 6 up for the day while I waste my stimulus package and baby bonuses on pokies).
If you like what you see, drop me a line 😍
I'd give her my stimulus package any day of the week.
lobus ·
"You can go to the Gym all you like to attempt to make yourself beautiful, but when you're still ugly on the inside, there's not much you can do about that"
penguin ·
WB HB :-*
amazeer ·
I dunno, its doesnt seem like the same Heather to me. She kinda smells like... a hyundai... and I see no wire/cable ties/tape/string holding the buggy together.
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
hmmm *slaps amazeer*..smells like'new car' leather in a shark doing 185kph? Beats mouldy old vinyl any day 🥷 buggy has a couple of cable ties, but nothing like festy did 😉
bajachris88 ·
I like sea turtles....
there awesome.
Yea... 👍
amazeer ·
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:hmmm *slaps amazeer*..smells like'new car' leather in a shark doing 185kph? Beats mouldy old vinyl any day 🥷 buggy has a couple of cable ties, but nothing like festy did 😉
I bet those cable ties are tying cables together. The REAL $2.63 would use them for engine mounts.
vwsteve ·
Sounds like foxy fuchsia is still hung up on her ex to create this blog😂
ang3lsholocaust ·
bajachris88 wrote:I like sea turtles....
there awesome.
Yea... 👍
Lol that has to be the most random comment so far 🤪🤪🤪
bajachris88 ·
Haha. Hey, u remember how i am don't ya 😂
When we starting turning this thread into a bogan dating service and a zip tie fan club (which i don't disput cause they ROCK!) lol, i thought i would jump on the bandwagon. 😉
along with my sea turtle...
h ·
WTF?
VDUBXTC ·
h wrote:WTF?
Don't worry H. It's an all Ozi cast in this soapy. It's not suppose to make sense😂
h ·
coolio i was thought taht this stuuf was from another day when the sky fell in on the neighbors house of cards out backyard..
sorted
foxy_fuchsia ·
* yawn *
h ·
😂
vwsteve ·
lol
kombibob ·
ha ha!
LUFTMEISTER ·
Come on! Someone needs to get pregnant/married/framed for a crime they did not commit for this soap opera to continue. Stay tuned😵💫
h ·
that can happen to you in a bar in phuket thailand..
let the drinking games begin..
thank flock that valla is not in thailand or we'd all end up in the clink with shapelle.. 😂
bajachris88 ·
my girlfriend cheated on me with another girl...
I thought i had won the lotto when i caught the two in my bed...
to be disappointed..
then i woke up....
h ·
....in the middle of hand party
amazeer ·
Maybe Thor will turn up looking disheveled after being raised by a pack of mutant koalas out the back of Dapto?
$2.63 homebrand baja ·
foxy_fuchsia wrote:* yawn *
*a momentarily eerie silence falls upon the forum, the onlookers wait in tense anticipation for the next outburst. Tension builds and nervous twittering umongst the lynch mob is heard*
Guys.......don't do it.........
Leave the poor creature alone people, she knows not what harm she is doing to herself and others. A victim of society who needs love and care!
I am sure I saw one of these on some weird american docco ages ago.. Or was that a late night infomercial?
*drifts off into deep thought, quickly returing to the orginal train of thought, startled by a loud 'oinksquealroarburpfart' comparable only to an angry koala on heat coming from fusias direction...*
*insert carebare style music which turns sinister just as the Roidmonster is seen lunging forward to rip $2.63's head off and feast on her brains*..
OMG head for the hills, it's 'ROIDRAGE Fushia'.. and she's mad as hell. Someone poked her amygdala too hard with a stick, now shes on a rampage, pissed off, driven by fear and hungry for some protien*.........Run......NOW.
NB: Given she is now a Roid guzzling testosterone driven gym junkie nowadays I suggest not taking up her earlier invitiation to come look at her slender new body at the next dub show, it's a trap.. She is simply finding alternative protien sources as she has blown her dosh on chemical enhancements.. 😉
I have included a picture I pulled off her facebook page so you know what to look out for. 🥷
H, don't expect much from her in way of reply, steroids are known to cause brain shrinkage so perhaps next time use smaller words?
Btw amazeer, haven't seen lil dub in here since 07, doubt she will be back any time soon? 🙄
amazeer ·
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:Btw amazeer, haven't seen lil dub in here since 07, doubt she will be back any time soon? 🙄
We should never give up hope. Remember Harold Bishop? Washed away 1991, presumed drowned... only to reappear 5 years later.
kombivw ·
Jerry jerry jerry
Poor girl, leave her alone. There is obviously too many fat bXXXrds like me on this site. Though very eloquent fat Bxxxrds :-)
phatratpat ·
I am not fat just short for my weight !!!😵🙄
h ·
amazeer wrote:
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:Btw amazeer, haven't seen lil dub in here since 07, doubt she will be back any time soon? 🙄
We should never give up hope. Remember Harold Bishop? Washed away 1991, presumed drowned... only to reappear 5 years later.
i miss thoruns red bra... hmmm valla - that was a good year that one..
btw $2.63 put ya twitter addy on here for us to follow.. haha
kombibob ·
i thought this forum was all washed up!
but this thread has restored my love for avd, thank you foxy xx
h ·
welcome back kotter
jenz58 ·
kombibob wrote:i thought this forum was all washed up!
but this thread has restored my love for avd, thank you foxy xx
ahahaha I would have to agree!! I found it a hoot!
Some people around here haven't changed, maybe only been on here less often and prob using their WARPED humour on other poor unsuspecting victims...not pointing my finger at any one entity here at all😏
Ex's what a dangerous topic ... some you will always love and others you wonder what possessed you at the time (well we all know what it was 😉 lol) and I'm sure the feelings can be mutual. I'm not the gym junky and have sat working at a desk for the past 4 years, and have become a bit too contented with my life... so heavens knows what my ex's would think if they saw me now? Who cares, move on!
How are all the dubs going? hehe
h ·
move on.. yep the messenger has seemed to bake the cake to freedom..
more gym work coming right up then
good to see you up n about here again j58
