the hospital is wandering what to do with the body as plastic recycle day isnt until next tuesday
Mick058 ·
Must be the boogie.
polak ·
😂😂 not that his death is funny, but u gotta love all the jokes that come out after the deaths of celebs.
Mick058 ·
its a shame really - not that i'm a big MJ fan, but he was good at what he did - shame he went a little weird, though i assume the pressure on those kinds of people would be tough - can't say i envy the rich and famous...
polak ·
a few that i already received on the mobile.... f#*k! people dont waste any time!!🤪😂
Now that MJ is dead they are going to melt him down into toys so that the kids can play with HIM for a change.
this one is a bit rough:
MJ on his death bed requested that his ashes be placed into a rice bubbles box so that he could have the feeling of going through a 10yr old's ass one last time.
squizy ·
I got these already this morning....
When Farah died, God gave her one last wish, and that was for the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
I also heard MJ went to the children's hopsital and died of a stroke. Or perhaps died of anaphylactic shock after sucking on 12 year old nuts.
Also heard that it wasn't skin cancer, so you can't blame it on the sunshine, but to blame it on the boogie.
Joel ·
The reports of Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest is a myth... He actually went to the children’s hospital and had a stroke...
Bizarre ·
He actually drowned in the pool
No one would thow him a bouy
squizy ·
Bizarre wrote:He actually drowned in the pool
No one would thow him a bouy
I thought he had a buoy, but forgot to pump it up.
vw54 ·
ive had 6 txt jokes with the first half hour carnt be bothered re writing them
Phil74Camper ·
Why did Michael Jackson die AFTER Farrah did?
He always liked to come in a little behind.
Wannavee ·
Hahahahahahaha thats f!@#$d up Phil! Love ya work
h ·
i heard he is going to be buried at sea - between two buoys.. 😂
vw54 ·
Out of respect McDonalds has released the McJackson burger
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
vw54 ·
Early plans are being made for Michael Jacksons funeral in his home town of Gary Indiana
His family say there wil be a public ceremony, and Michaels will requestd his fans join in with a rousing rendition of " Dont Let Your Son Go Down On Me "
h ·
vw54 wrote:Out of respect McDonalds has released the McJackson burger
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
i wonder what the toy will be in the happy meal?
free willy?
vw54 ·
Did you hear what Jacko said when his heart stopped in the amblance
JUST BEAT IT.... BEAT IT ....... BEAT IT
vw54 ·
Michael Jackson is dead
Its food poisoning................. he ate some 12 year old nuts
vw54 ·
M J has request in his will to be melted down and made into plastic toys
so young children can play with him
vw54 ·
In remeberance of M J have a glass of red tonight
but make sure its aged more than 4 years
ancientbugger ·
Give it a couple of weeks and he'll be black again
h ·
😂 wrong but true..
XXX-1.8T ·
MJ had a heart attack because he found out Boys To Men was a band and not a delivery service😁
RESPEKT to MJ he wrote some wicked songs and was a great artist shame he lost the plot but his family was to blame as well as they didnt support him
Joel ·
pedo road trip 😂
Flying VW ·
You’re all Immature.
kombivw ·
Have to say am getting really pXXXsed of with the TV etc on this Peadophile. His music and talent is true and he did have a bad childhood there is no doubt. But as far as I am concerned He is no loss, and with me having young children someone I would never wish to meet. Farrah dies same day and a guy who plays with young boys is getting treated like a great guy, and we hear practically nothing about a lady who had a normal loving life? To me it makes no sense. Wonder if Gary Glitter will be treated the same?
Flying VW ·
Garry Glitter was found GUILTY
kombivw ·
Gary glitter could not afford a 20 million dollar silence fee and young 10 year old geordie described every blemish on Wackos genitalia.(thats full description on all that hangs there) 20 million is only reason Guilty was not stated, and reason case was dismissed Thats only reason he was not in jail also. Its also a fact that his description was totally accurate , as Police "subjected Wacko" as he told in interview after to a degrading strip. Money seems to make you innocent of many crimes from what i see.
HotRodMatt ·
Flying VW wrote:Garry Glitter was found GUILTY
Yes, but in America you get all the justice you can afford.
vw54 ·
Spent 10 minutes last night thinking i was watching cool Runnings
before i realised it was the Jackson 4 pushing Michaels coffin
Joel ·
thats terrible 😂😂
polak ·
hahahaha, thats a bit rough birchall! 😂
type3kid ·
that's awesome dave!!
keep up the goo work!!
vw54 ·
The Jackson 5
sent from Rose
BOOMERDOG ·
channel 4 's bo selecta [uk ], a few years old now but always good for a grin...
vw54 ·
Jackos dies n goes to heaven and meets up with Elvis
Jacko says....... hey your Elvis i married your daughter
Elvis says ...... thank godness for that I herd she married a black fellar
Notch Nut ·
kombivw wrote:Have to say am getting really pXXXsed of with the TV etc on this Peadophile. His music and talent is true and he did have a bad childhood there is no doubt. But as far as I am concerned He is no loss, and with me having young children someone I would never wish to meet. Farrah dies same day and a guy who plays with young boys is getting treated like a great guy, and we hear practically nothing about a lady who had a normal loving life? To me it makes no sense. Wonder if Gary Glitter will be treated the same?
Thank Goodnes for some sanity amongst the bollocks.😎
Screw the Pedophile dickhead. Writing a catchy Disco tune does NOT make you a musical genius. DIE JACKO DIE!!!!.......It's German.. The Jacko The.....😂 No one who spoke German is evil.🥷😎
Joel ·
someones been watching to much simpsons 😂
h ·
hey dave you back from the land of limeys yet
or were you over there trying out for the uk leg of jackos blowin bubbes gig??
or hangin out the golden arches no doubt for salubrious hamburgers.. 😵💫