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Fights

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/7796/fights

squizy ·

Kapow!

You're it.

Please reply and wait for the next suspect!

Squiz....

Unity-28 ·

Im it, Or rather I was it, now you've read it, so YOUR IT!!!!!

N!

type3kid ·

damn, that means it's me now doesn't it?!?!?!?!?!

hahaha. if you just read this its u!!!😀

Unity-28 ·

Im sick of being "IT"! Stop passing it back to me!

YOUR IT!

hehehe

squizy ·

Damn checked it again to see who the sucker was....and it was me.

Squiz....

Starbug ·

??????????????

Bizarre ·

its ok star buggy - its what happens when people smoke pot :thumb

Unity-28 ·

I dont touch that shiat! More like boredom at work!!!!!!!!!!!! And a little of this :beer

N!😀

Unity-28 ·

Damn, that means Im it again!

N!

kombikim ·

umm errr, damn - Blue74L HELP, get me out of this,

squizy ·

Hey Barry you were it.....damn. I'm it again. Serenity now, serenity now!

And I don't smoke pot...:jesus

Squiz....

baybuscamperkid ·

nooooooooo
this must mean im it now? unless the moderators have an no-bullying-in-the-playground rule, then the games off!😀

vw54 ·

Get OFF my planet or at least my bit off ground

56astro ·

I wasn't here so it's not me!

Next

5PL1TDCS10N ·

D'oH!!...tried to duck and weave but got caugh with a left hook....

*Ding! Ding!- "ROUND 5"

(!): And I thought i was the only one that loves LSD!😀

Herbie ·

aaah copped it in the face and never even saw it coming,
here goes front kick who gets it in the chest?😀

jenz58 ·

Blocked😀

Side kick to the left thigh, grab around kneck and up with the knee to the stomach, step, come back with the elbow to get the one behind:o

Next:sandrine

Peter Leonard ·

geez thanks jenz 😀
any more descriptive and my eyes would be bleeding...
😀
*stands behind the door holding a huge frozen tuna in ambush stance*
bwahahahaha

jenz58 ·

Sorry no bloodshed intended, just a couple of kick boxing moves, only meant to disable

jenz bows to her apponent

So is fight over:jesus:bounce

squizy ·

BIFF!

Squiz....

jenz58 ·

Two fists brought into the ears, bang

Side elbow into the guy now next to me, ah

Stand ready, waiting

🙂

Peter Leonard ·

by my calculations, there are around 118 unconscious people incapable of reply on the floor here somewhere.😀
nice biff, squizy

KAPOW!

jenz58 ·

Side kick to mid:bounce

type3kid ·

hey that hurt...

🙁

haha

time for someone else to cop an arse whoppin😀

jenz58 ·

Sorry!

BOOF

Left upper

We're gunna sleep well after this:thumb

type3kid ·

yeah in A BLOODY HOSPITAL BED
hehehehe😀

sorry to whoever reads this but one big fly kick to the head....:o

jenz58 ·

Daze for a second

Grab the head, pull forward and up with the knee

THUD

type3kid ·

lie unconcious on the ground and let the next person cop it too, hehe i will have a friend😀

jenz58 ·

jenz looks around and waits, wonders whether to turn in for night

Peter Leonard ·

*bleeds profusely on the next hapless victim*

Whammm!

type3kid ·

well you finished me off so i'm out, maybe i'll be released from hospital tomorrow so i can go another round, but i am going to go see mr. myagi on the way home😀

jenz58 ·

Swings around and brings elbow down on top of head

BANG

Peter Leonard ·

oo that must have hurt jenz..
why don't you wait for someone to walk in first 😀
btw I'm waiting for the 2003rd post 😀
*hides in the shadows with a mattock handle, grinning evilly*

THWACK!

jenz58 ·

Must be punch drunk:o:P

Fighting my own shadow:jesus

Well it WAS late!😀

jenz58 ·

Here it is!!

Saw a shadow move, sideward flick from the elbow, fist to the side of the head THWACK

Runs to catch train

:vader

Unity-28 ·

There is a pause......

Nectar Gets in his "karate Kid Stance"

Bang, Hes down! Not knowing what to hold, as Jen Has gone sick with the kicks and Punches!!!!!

Geez Jenz, take it easy on us fellow Dubbers!😀

N!

moonlite6t6beetle ·

new enterant Moonlite gives knee to nose before hearing a breaking noise!

:cussing

pyr0 ·

damn im not it am i ??? *nah couldnt be who will be next in the aussie forum* sung to the tune of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar:bounce

type3kid ·

after visiting mr myagi type 3 kid does a matrix style fly kick landing four blows to your head. i think you might need a panadol (if it was u jenz that was for last night, if not, sorry...hehe)

5PL1TDCS10N ·

"Bzzzzzzzzt"...."Thud!"*victim lies in spazisms on the floor next to me.
I've got a tazer now so which #@!!$ wants to $!#@ with me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH 😠

Shani ·

OW! *Thud* Kicks out as she falls and catches you hard behind the kneecap

type3kid ·

nice move, but in my swift move back to my feet my heel connects with the bottom of your jaw😠

Shani ·

Ok, I'm outta here. You lot play rough and I can't type when I'm bleeding on the keyboard. Might come back tomorrow when the bleeding stops 😉
*throws out a few Banana Peels to liven things up*

Unity-28 ·

woop, bang! God Damn Banana peels! Knocked my self out, with out letting one rip! 🙁

I might have to get the invisible paint out, so no-one knows where I am!

N!:P

5PL1TDCS10N ·

*does a back flip sumersault(with one dislocated knee and broken jaw), pulls out numchuckas whilst still in the air- swings...but does'nt realise the ceiling fan above is still rotating and gets knocked out by fan blades and on the way down hits own face with 'chucks...D'oH!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*unconscious now...but will try looking for tazer when come to....

🙁

Peter Leonard ·

*stumbles in and steps over several unconscious bodies*

oo what's this thing here...
KZZZZKKT

aaaakkk
cool..
*floods the room floor and sets up the tazer to trigger on entry till the batteries run out*


ZAP!

jenz58 ·

jenz sends in some minions to test the 'water' before she enters ane witnesses a lighting display she was glad she was not part of:o

Cuts the power before entering....

zap crash boff

amazer ·

jenz58 wrote:Side kick to the left thigh, grab around kneck and up with the knee to the stomach, step, come back with the elbow to get the one behind:o
JEN! you've reminded me of the scene in the matrix with 1001 Agent Smiths.
(is it just me or did that go on for too long?)

AaaanyHow in my best eric cartman voice.."lets wo-sham-bo"
click here if you dont know wo-sham-bo

and I thought the padding exercise was a waste of time 😀

[Edited on 26-6-2003 by amazer]

Shani ·

*opens the door Just wide enough to throw several Cream Pies through at the mayhem and runs away giggling madly*

squizy ·

BOING!

* Squiz wonders what the heck he's started *

Unity-28 ·

You STARTED A RIOT!!!! All cause You made me IT, And then I passed it on, and then it went crazy! Oh yeah, this means IM IT again! Damn! Got to fight my way out! As a couple of headbutts are let fly...

N!:alien

type3kid ·

well i'm jus going to stand here all bleeding and broken and bruised and wait for the next idiot to read this post so they can be it and cop all the violence raging around this post. my few days recovery didn't help and now i think i'll stay out for a while, i like ring side better. btw, i'm very g;lad i saw a punchup in the origin last night. ahh well, here's my one last punch to your head befor i run away and hide

jenz58 ·

Robin, analyzing clues: "Banana. Russian. I've got it! Someone Russian is gonna slip on a banana peel and break their neck!"

"No it was Shani yesterday Robin, dah!!!!! She threw the banana peel!!!!!"

Hmmmm, maybe she's Russian????:jesus

krunch zlonk klonk bam kapow ouch whamm zap kapow urkkk zok biff zzzzzwap

Got ya!!!

Mmmmmmmm, that felt very good:vader

5PL1TDCS10N ·

Managed to gain consciousness and hop away to lick my wounds.....Then Gen attacks me again!!!

I'll be back...

*Rounds up some homies from the Galleria..."sik moit sik aye brao" Doof Doof Doof!😠

jenz58 ·

Jenz arms are bruised by the barrage of chains and her left cheek is bleeding from the rusy blade of a machette, but a few well placed kicks has temporarily disabled the homies

jenz contemplates what long sleeved top she will wear out to dinner tomorrow night to cover the bruises and waits

zlonk zlopp zap ouch

5PL1TDCS10N ·

*Homies, bruised and battered from Gen's Muay Tai dancing, are on their Nokias(TMproduct placement) calling first and second cousins for reenforcement whilst siping coke(TMproduct placement) and wearing Kappa(TMproduct placement)

They have come prepared this time...silver jewellery, tracksuits and Eminem t-shirts!

"You is dead man....we gunns $#!@ you up!"


(!): I can't believe Im getting in to this...but I like it!)😀

kustomkool ·

Shiat I just copped the full brunt of a try hard homie,Thats why I brang my Barreta coz it works 100% better.pop pop crack crack.No shootin back!:o

5PL1TDCS10N ·

"Oi bra...no weapons man! No weapons!"

*runs away with buttons on the side of trackies coming undone.

" We're gunna get me Tec 9 and come back...kill yo a**!"

Unity-28 ·

Hmmm, Nectar walks in again, Very very slow! Looks around, No movement, THinks it fine to......

Then from behind the bench comes.....

N!

Jay_1965vw ·

Walked straight into that one didn't I... DOH! Glad it wasn't Jen that got me! Geez, that woman is NASTY!!! :p

*lurks in the corner, waiting for the next victim*

kustomkool ·

Jay you just got me a bueaty I stumble get to my feet oh no Ill wait here for the next victim!!!!

squizy ·

FLING!

*Squizy flings in a rubber band into the mayhem*

jenz58 ·

Geez I just walked in the door and copped it, ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kapow klonk

Take that!! It's all I'm capable of, but left satisfied. I'm off to bed!!! (my bed of nails that is😀)

kustomkool ·

Dame walks in gets all these naughty boys and girls to sit down and be quite while he reads you a bed time story,the story is John Muirs complete idiots !

jenz58 ·

The Complete Idiot

Chapter 1, Step 6 Love

"This is the tough one, and will make or break you. You must do this work with love, or you fail" (the words of my master!!!🙁). , " You don't have to think, but you must love. This is one of the reasons I have nice tools'", (Thanks guys for all the tips on putting my tool box together!!!🙂) " If I get hung up with maybe a busted knuckle or a busted stud, I feel my tools, like art objects or lovely feelies until the rage subsides and sense the love return. Try it, it works"

Maybe I need a toke to fully understand this?????:P

Peace and love to our rides, and our tools:kiss

zap whack whap biff boff pow zowie splatt

That felt so good!!!!😀

kustomkool ·

Hey who took my 13m spanner?Wheres my 8mm socket{Sounds familiar}

Peter Leonard ·

*removes 13mm spanner from left cheekbone, and spits out bloody teeth and 8mm socket*

jeezz peeoplee...

*makes a pile of bodies and hides behind them with a mattock handle*

THWOCK!!!!:vader

jenz58 ·

Lets fly with a barrage of lethally sharp shims in the direction of any moving object (knew they would come in handy one day, hehehehe!!!!)

Zing Zing Zing

Peter Leonard ·

*watches shims thud harmlessly into the door as he stands still next to it while it swings*
hahahhahaha
now jenz... now you must PAY!
*sets up pulley system and ties jenz up in a roll of rope, to swing down from the roof and clobber the next hapless victim on entry...*

Slowly the door creaks open...
shwoohhh FWIP ARHHMMPPHHMFFFFMMMBBL WHOP!