You know you are a VW addict when....
1. You wake up in the middle of the night with a "Vision", for the next project.
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[Edited on 11-7-2003 by Unity-28]
Unity-28 ·
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5PL1TDCS10N ·
2: You can always justify(mainly to oneself) buying another vehicle from this marque!
jboy82 ·
3. You have extremely detailed and realistic dreams of driving the finished project.(last night)
Unity-28 ·
4. when walking down the street, you visialize every car as a bug, bus or ghia, that is slammed and immac, with you behind the wheel!
Da Wiz ·
5. You can pick the year of a volksy from 30 paces 🙂
[Edited on 11-7-2003 by Da Wiz]
[Edited on 11-7-2003 by Da Wiz]
Dasdubber ·
6. You have run out of space in the garage for VW bits and have to store some of you "clean" parts inside the house.
HotRodMatt ·
7. Then the wife slaps you silly and says "Don't even think about it!"
5PL1TDCS10N ·
8: You start buying spares, accessories, magazines, memorabilia, stickers, posters, surfing VW sites, diecast models, building plastic model kits, downloading JPEGS, drawing VW's, get VW tattoos, jewellery & clothing, start traveling to other states and countries for that next hit!
My name is 5PLIT...I am a Dubaholic!
My name is 5PLIT...I am a Dubaholic!
Unity-28 ·
Wayne, My god, Its starting to happen.....
Next year POMONA! Oh shit, its REALLY happening!
Next year POMONA! Oh shit, its REALLY happening!
5PL1TDCS10N ·
Hehehehe!....
"Excuse me please U-28...you would'nt have a spare $10 to lend me?"
"I need to get the new Hot VW's magazine....please man....PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!"
"Anyone?"*cough-splutter-wheeze
"Excuse me please U-28...you would'nt have a spare $10 to lend me?"
"I need to get the new Hot VW's magazine....please man....PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!"
"Anyone?"*cough-splutter-wheeze
Unity-28 ·
Oh yeah, that reminds me...
9. When its pissing down rain, but you go for a "walk" to the nearest newagent to get a copy of the latest magazine!
Thanks Wayne, you reminded me! Do you want me to send you the latest HotVW's Mag? hehehehehehe
9. When its pissing down rain, but you go for a "walk" to the nearest newagent to get a copy of the latest magazine!
Thanks Wayne, you reminded me! Do you want me to send you the latest HotVW's Mag? hehehehehehe
Doug Sweetman ·
10. When you can list off the top of your head you 10 Best Engine setups, and not one of them includes a radiator 🙂
kustomkool ·
When you wanna name your kids Karmann or Empi and every thought that runs through your head has something to do with aircooled vdubs,when theres hot vw and volksworlds on the toilet in the lounge room and kitchen on the bed side table next to your bed,you spend your money on vdub parts other than buying new clothes anymore,every pair of threads you own has oil stains and when no other car in the world grabs you like a vw....lets face where vwadict junkie vw bums......hooked for life its in ya veins:kiss
Unity-28 ·
Well Mazz's Middle name is Carmen (close enough) Maybe I should make my middle name Empi!..... Maybe not! But Everything you just wrote KK is true about me!
N!
N!
pyr0 ·
when evry door you get to you try to unlock it with your VW key ( 5min ago )
kustomkool ·
Oh yeh you become socially retarded because the only conversation you can have is VW related?
silver ·
you have to go to Valla no matter how far it is!
kustomkool ·
When you just cant get of this damn website even when your ment to be orginising furniture to be delivered?hey N
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Unity-28 ·
Thats Right!!!!!! Damn furniture! I wish I was [payed just to be on this site....hold on, I am!!!!!😀
N! Dude I will call you when I get home!
N! Dude I will call you when I get home!
Herbie ·
My girlfriend is hovering behind me humming the theme tune off the twilight zone. du du du du.
She is astonished at how much these sentances reflect someone she knows.
17 when relatives text you on the phone from england saying they can see you there on the vw forums from where they are. but youre pretty sure that they cant actually see you, even though that is excactly where you are.
She is astonished at how much these sentances reflect someone she knows.
17 when relatives text you on the phone from england saying they can see you there on the vw forums from where they are. but youre pretty sure that they cant actually see you, even though that is excactly where you are.
Peter Leonard ·
... when mashed potatoes are considered a perfectly reasonable medium for designing your next VW... and then you can't eat it.
Tazz ·
When you have to get your wife her own computer so she can log onto the forum and discuss the family via U2U's.
type3kid ·
don't laugh tazz. i told the g/f it's the best way to keep in touch with me 😀
and no matter how many projects you have you always are thinking of the next 3 in line deciding which one comes first...
and no matter how many projects you have you always are thinking of the next 3 in line deciding which one comes first...
Andy42 ·
When you put a hot rod project on hold so you can build a VW🙁
BenettonVW ·
No.Twenty somethin..
When your dogs names are Käfer & Bulli..
When your dogs names are Käfer & Bulli..
moonlite6t6beetle ·
when you buy the latest VW Australia because you know its going to be heaps better than strretmachine, cruzin.... even playboy! 🙂
Kafer Lover ·
when you get divorced and the wife gets the kids, the house, the dog, the cat, the bank account, but hey its OK, you got to keep the beetle.
(it could be why you got divorced in the first place, but what the hell - you've still got the 'dub.) 🙁
(it could be why you got divorced in the first place, but what the hell - you've still got the 'dub.) 🙁
amazer ·
when you've had an oval shell in the garage for at least 8 years, its built in behind shelves, its in no danger of being restored, yet you've got enough parts to rebuild 6 of them but will happily accept more if they are offered to you.
amazer ·
You know far more people from VW forums than you do from family and other 'real world' people. And thats after working for an organisation with 7500 employees.
amazer ·
You're leaving for a weeks holiday in Brisbane tomorrow but you dont want to go because the jetting in your kombi still isnt right, and someone needs to be here to keep the padding thread going.
empi ·
When you think Volkswagens are following you!!
One of my cats is called Empi. She was named before i really knew about Empi, the girlfiriend that gave her to me saw the empi symbol on the back of a mag!.
One of my cats is called Empi. She was named before i really knew about Empi, the girlfiriend that gave her to me saw the empi symbol on the back of a mag!.
fish ·
when you have a double garage and your $60,000 4x4 patrol sits in the rain outside but your 66 splitscreen gets the garage space, with the justifycation that, " the patrol is rustproofed" he he he
The_Bronze. ·
28. ...when you buy a $20,000 Forester and you would rather drive the $1000 Baja because it rides better, sounds better, fells better and I know how it works and how to fix it.
29. ...when your kids prefer VW's over any other make.
30. ...when you wife knows your getting out of bed at 2am to go to the garage or the computer and she knows exactly what you will be doing for the next 2 hours at either location.
29. ...when your kids prefer VW's over any other make.
30. ...when you wife knows your getting out of bed at 2am to go to the garage or the computer and she knows exactly what you will be doing for the next 2 hours at either location.
helbus ·
You find yourself always relating conversation back to VW related items, when the original topic was not.
pmgbus ·
when the forum is the first thing you do in the morning after reading the trading post, and the last thing before you go to bed after "having to buy " that bargain vw out of the paper to add to the other 5 bargain projects in your backyard, neighbours yard parents yard etc...
pyr0 ·
instead of doing skool work your posting in the A.V.D forums, and even when you get kicked out you still manage to get your hands on a computer to continue posting/reading
kombi_kid ·
when 100% of your time is spent either on the forum or working on VW's and couldnt be bothered to do a major assessment to pass year 10 and get ur SC!!
or when your back yard starts to look like a wreckers and your shed is being extended without the council knowing of any such plans!!!
or when one project just aint enough and u end up with 12 VW's waiting to be restored
or when u sell both fords and just drive VW's!
or when your back yard starts to look like a wreckers and your shed is being extended without the council knowing of any such plans!!!
or when one project just aint enough and u end up with 12 VW's waiting to be restored
or when u sell both fords and just drive VW's!
kombi_kid ·
or when u drive from budapest hungary all the way upto wolfsburg in a VW in a day just to see a VW museum on the last day of your trip!! (something like 1500 kms)
cheers
rhys
cheers
rhys
Starbug ·
* when you start trying to convince your parents that a kombi is a much better choice than a new car because you can fix it for them.
* when you start buying your dub presents like toys and smelly things.
* when you have inadvertently gotten your partner hooked on vw's too.
* any trip to the car gets you both started in how in a few years its going to get upgraded from 1 to 2 webbers, and how it would look nicer with so and so type of paint, or something along those lines.
once you get the dub bug, theres no turning back!😀
* when you start buying your dub presents like toys and smelly things.
* when you have inadvertently gotten your partner hooked on vw's too.
* any trip to the car gets you both started in how in a few years its going to get upgraded from 1 to 2 webbers, and how it would look nicer with so and so type of paint, or something along those lines.
once you get the dub bug, theres no turning back!😀
BenettonVW ·
#thirty something - when your partner says, 'look kombi/ bug/ beetle/ hotty volksy/ etc' long after you saw it, but thought you wouldn't bother telling them because they wouldn't be interested..
KruizinKombi ·
40 (I think) When you automatically pull your overalls in the morning or when you get home and go sit in the shed to meditate upon the next 20 projects! :o
41 This one is from Heather - When your husband looks at you with starry eyes and says "I've got a brilliant idea" and you know that the next thing that comes out of his mouth will be VW related. (Hey, I don't do that, do I? :o)
41 This one is from Heather - When your husband looks at you with starry eyes and says "I've got a brilliant idea" and you know that the next thing that comes out of his mouth will be VW related. (Hey, I don't do that, do I? :o)
Shani ·
When you are driving along and spend way more time looking on the other side of the road for other VWs than on your own side. (aparently this is a dangerous exerscise....?)
crazyfiggi ·
When you spend over $50 a month on vw magazines.
When you sit at home every friday and sataday night working on a vw rather than going out with ya mates.
When you sit at home every friday and sataday night working on a vw rather than going out with ya mates.
vw54 ·
When you SMELL VW Grease on your hands, after working 8 hours on sortin VW Stuff, n deciding wether to keep it or chuck it out with the other 30 ton or so thats already been chucked out.
VW Grease is hard to get out of your fingers
VW Grease is hard to get out of your fingers
Boozer ·
...when you're towing your baja behind your Dad's ute at a 100 klicks cause you don't wanna leave it three hours away and do without it for a week...😀 ( going down cunningham's gap with drum brakes trying not to hit a ute 1.5 meters away is tricky:o😀)
wadd ·
when i agree with you guys 190%:bounce
zac_smits ·
when visiting tourist attractions in other countries u have to stop and take photos of VWs in the carpark (while there is astonishing cathederal/castles and history) just inside the entrance
Peter Leonard ·
.. when you cry about a vw being 'hurt' in movies. (haven't gone that bad yet... but i've gone open mouthed and disgusted a couple times...):cry
fish ·
51. when all your holiday pics include your vw, "oh it's just to give the photo more depth honey" he he he
Starbug ·
*fourty-??* when you plan your holiday/spare time around how much of your dub you can fix.
*when one of the first questions everyone asks you is "hows the beetle?"
*when you are reluctant to drive any other car because its just not going to be as much fun or make as much noise as your beetle.
*when one of the first questions everyone asks you is "hows the beetle?"
*when you are reluctant to drive any other car because its just not going to be as much fun or make as much noise as your beetle.