We all know the expression; a fool & his money are soon parted.
How does the fool get the money???
Spook ·
Aussieveedubbers · General Chit Chat
Thought of the day.....
https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/9062/thought-of-the-day
Starbug ·
theory 1: Knowledge = Power
theory 2: Time = money
now most of you will know that work/time = power
so since knowledge = power and time = money, we have work/money = knowledge.
so solving the equation through for money, we get work/knowledge = money.
therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, independent of the work done.
so... the less you know the more you make.:P
theory 2: Time = money
now most of you will know that work/time = power
so since knowledge = power and time = money, we have work/money = knowledge.
so solving the equation through for money, we get work/knowledge = money.
therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, independent of the work done.
so... the less you know the more you make.:P
Stanley ·
How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live in it ?😀
pyr0 ·
lol if you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
i hate that saying :bounce
i hate that saying :bounce
fish ·
if you were running in a race and you passed the person coming second, what position would you be in now.???
Ha ha ,, second ya big lummox. cheers.
Ha ha ,, second ya big lummox. cheers.
Spook ·
He who laughs last....had to have the joke explained....😎
pyr0 ·
crime is a thought one in which can only be contemplated by a mere free man.......
????? arent they all free b4 they do the crime and then the time ????
????? arent they all free b4 they do the crime and then the time ????
buzzbug ·
If you can lay on the floor without holding on, then you have obviously not had enough to drink.:beer:beer:beer
no slow 63 ·
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the frypan?
buzzbug ·
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn't try it on.
no slow 63 ·
If you are traveling in a car at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
The_Bronze. ·
I'll try it and get back to you no slow.
How do you stop reoffenders?
- don't re-elect them of course. Simple.
How do you stop reoffenders?
- don't re-elect them of course. Simple.
no slow 63 ·
How does the man who drives the snow scraper get to work in the morning?
buzzbug ·
What was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered??
buzzbug ·
If at first you don't succeed, then parachuting is not for you!:jesus
Craig Torrens ·
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards!
Spook ·
Beauty is only skin deep......
But ugly goes right down to the bone...
😎
But ugly goes right down to the bone...
😎
type82e ·
" always use the right tool for the job"
"something worth doing is worth doing well"
"you get what you pay for"
" good work isnt cheap and cheap work isnt good"
"never drive faster than your angels can fly"
marcel
"something worth doing is worth doing well"
"you get what you pay for"
" good work isnt cheap and cheap work isnt good"
"never drive faster than your angels can fly"
marcel
buzzbug ·
harve your standards and double your pick up rate.
pyr0 ·
if at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence you ever tried
buzzbug ·
If you think that your boss doesn't think that you exist, try not turning up for work.
Purple Martin ·
If you don't do it properly, you can get to the pub sooner :beer
buzzbug ·
The early bird gets the worm, but a sloth never gets suck into a jet turbine.
Spook ·
How did they measure hailstones before they invented golf balls???
Robo ·
With cricket balls!
Rob......
Rob......
Da Wiz ·
Annoying thought of the day ...
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
😎:o🙁😠😀😉:P:kiss
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
😎:o🙁😠😀😉:P:kiss
Craig Torrens ·
Do not overtake unless safe ?!?!
Spook ·
Why can't you get mouse flavoured cat food???😉
Spook ·
Annoying saying,
It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you play the game.
What a crock. Would you bother to play if you knew beforehand you would loose??
Define "Friendly competition"...........😎
It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you play the game.
What a crock. Would you bother to play if you knew beforehand you would loose??
Define "Friendly competition"...........😎
Oasis ·
What's the best thing before sliced bread?
If they always find the Black box after a plane crash, why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff as the black box?
Why do people say things like "Would you like desert AT ALL"? I always reply, "No, I'd like desert a little bit..."
[Edited on 28-8-2003 by Oasis]
If they always find the Black box after a plane crash, why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff as the black box?
Why do people say things like "Would you like desert AT ALL"? I always reply, "No, I'd like desert a little bit..."
[Edited on 28-8-2003 by Oasis]
Starbug ·
why do people say ATM machine?
so theyre going to use the automatic teller machine machine?
so theyre going to use the automatic teller machine machine?
kOMBI KARMA ·
lol, good one starbuggy
Oasis ·
Same goes for PIN numberStarbuggy wrote:why do people say ATM machine?
so theyre going to use the automatic teller machine machine?
Grey 57 ·
good one Nedareno.
Trees waving back and forth LOL😀
Trees waving back and forth LOL😀
RSI ·
maybe your onto something Ned, in that case we should be harnessing the tree's. THINK OUT OF THE SQUARE YOU LIVE IN!
Spook ·
I'd rather be told to have a nice day by someone who didn't mean it, than to go & get stuffed by someone who did.......😎
KruizinKombi ·
"It's just round the corner"
How can you have a round corner? :o
Come to think of it, we have round corners in the country, but when country people say "It's just round the corner", they usually mean up to 10 minutes away, which could be around several corners.
How can you have a round corner? :o
Come to think of it, we have round corners in the country, but when country people say "It's just round the corner", they usually mean up to 10 minutes away, which could be around several corners.
RSI ·
why do we have to live in a YELLOW SUBMARINE?
Spook ·
A man is incomplete til he gets married.
THEN HE'S FINISHED..........😎
THEN HE'S FINISHED..........😎
RSI ·
DUMB ???
who's dumb. People who do dumb things and admit to it, or people who don't admit to it, because they don't even realize they are doing it???
who's dumb. People who do dumb things and admit to it, or people who don't admit to it, because they don't even realize they are doing it???
Spook ·
Today's thought;
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.........😎
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.........😎
jenz58 ·
'A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks'
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Well, we're saving heaps here😎:thumb
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Well, we're saving heaps here😎:thumb
FirstName V LastName W ·
If the Drink waiter gives you drinks
And the food waiter gives you food
What I ask does the Head waiter give you ??????????????
Sorry am I allowed to say that.
And the food waiter gives you food
What I ask does the Head waiter give you ??????????????
Sorry am I allowed to say that.
jenz58 ·
Geez, I shouldn't laugh:o😉😀
Maybe why some call themselves Matre'D instead:thumb
Maybe why some call themselves Matre'D instead:thumb
Spook ·
Growing old isn't to bad, espesially if you consider the alternative......😎
Oasis ·
Likewise, A man is asked why he stands on the corner all day. He replies, "I keep the huge alligators away, and the dragons". The stranger says to him, "there are no alligators or dragons in these parts!", to which the old man replied... "see, it works"Ned Flanders wrote:My theory is that the wind is caused by all of the trees swaying backwards and forwards.....
2 people in a bath together. One says "Where's the soap". The other replies, "It certainly does..."
Think about it.
Spook ·
If you really want your partner to hang on every word you say....TALK IN YOUR SLEEP........:o
twoguns ·
'play hard or go home...'
twoguns ·
'when youre green your growing. when youre ripe you rot.'
HotRodMatt ·
Don't use a flap wheel near freshly painted white surfaces...
Spook ·
It's good to hold a grudge.....It keeps your memory sharp....😎
LittleMissHerbina ·
if your red, raise your head,
if your pale, raise your tail.
That used to be up in the sick bay at my Primary School and i will never forget it!!!
if your pale, raise your tail.
That used to be up in the sick bay at my Primary School and i will never forget it!!!
Stanley ·
"Never hold your farts in,
they travel up your spine into your brain
and that's where you get crap ideas from!".....
😀
they travel up your spine into your brain
and that's where you get crap ideas from!".....
😀
pyr0 ·
if it were "eye for an eye" the whole world would be blind
amazer ·
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Black_math ·
Arguing on the internet is like being in the retarted olympics......you may win but your still retarted:P:P:P