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And for my 700th post- a joke...

https://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/threads/96693/and-for-my-700th-post-a-joke

Ollie 路

*clears throat*

Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Brilliant, I know.

Have a good day everyone!

HappyDaze 路

馃槀馃槀 Now that's my kinda joke.

Bit like.......Two budgies sitting on a perch, and one said "Can you smell fish?"

bugmaniaar 路

And then the fish said,why is there bird seed in the tank馃

ClockworkMonkey 路

hahaha! love it Ollie! 馃檪

Newt 路

Why have elephants got big ears?

Gringo_54_oval 路

what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?












Nothing shes already been told twice.

( sorry in advance ladies)

penguin 路

Cos Noddie won't pay the ransom!

buzzbug 路

I prefer,

there are two Gold fish in a tank,
one says to the other, i'll drive you man the gun.

but that is the ex-AJ coming out.

modulus 路

What's the most dangerous gang in Tasmania?



Tree fellers with Gunns.


hth

beetleboyjeff 路

What do you call an elephant with no ears?


Anything you like, he won't hear you.

CecilApestle 路

I dont get it 馃檨

HappyDaze 路

CecilApestle wrote:I dont get it 馃檨
Don't give up.....try a different deodorant.馃檮

helbus 路

Gringo_54_oval wrote:what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

and?












Nothing shes already been told twice.

( sorry in advance ladies)

whathaveidone 路

What did one cow say to the other????

HappyDaze 路

Nothing........cows can't talk.馃榿

whathaveidone 路

Close!!!!!! answere is MOOOOO!!!!馃榿馃榿馃榿