How about a Limerick competition, beginning with;-
"There was a young man from Nambucca".
Now, to make it really tough, there must be NO RUDE WORDS.馃檯馃槀
h 路
who drove a tow truck to clybucca
Phil74Camper 路
There was an old girl in Nambucca,
Whose VW show (near Clybucca),
Is the best that we know,
So make sure you go,
Because if you don't you're a sucker.
Phil74Camper 路
I just couldn't make it this year,
Too much work to be done back down here
It just isn't the same,
Without VW games,
And Birchall half drowing in beer
tar76 路
There was a young man from Nambucca who got in his dub and drove to Valla...........
kombibob 路
There was a young man in Nambucca who was waiting in line for some tucca
Saw a young Girl called Missvdub, said come sit in my bus
Now every night he gets to .............?
Damn i just cant think of anything for the end???
HappyDaze 路
There was a young man from Nambucca
Who worked for an old pheasant plucker
When he ran short of money
He said "I'm out of here, honey"
And now he's a inter-state trucker
donn 路
There is an old fella from Newie
When he saw this buggy went gooey
Tried Valla in '10
Droped a sump plug and then
Made it this year and "oh what a beauty"