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donn - January 13th, 2013 at 07:39 PM

The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!



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ragged - January 13th, 2013 at 09:16 PM

Donn, If you do take those pills to help with your erection, make sure you wash them down with a glass of water. A bloke I know got one stuck in the back of his throat and had a stiff neck for 8 hours!


h - January 13th, 2013 at 09:56 PM

:lol: me n V cracked up mate.. piss funny
plenty of shed space if you need it from the cold :D


ancientbugger - January 15th, 2013 at 08:11 AM

I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny:no: Wow they have no sense of humour!!


vlad01 - January 15th, 2013 at 10:31 AM

[size=6]LOL[/size]


vlad01 - January 15th, 2013 at 10:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ancientbugger
I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny:no: Wow they have no sense of humour!!


I know.


dragsters for life - January 15th, 2013 at 10:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by vlad01
Quote:
Originally posted by ancientbugger
I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny:no: Wow they have no sense of humour!!


I know.


you dont have a wife vlad


Yogie - January 15th, 2013 at 11:25 AM

My wife has already told several other people because it was so funny.

Yogie


vlad01 - January 15th, 2013 at 12:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by dragsters for life
Quote:
Originally posted by vlad01
Quote:
Originally posted by ancientbugger
I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny:no: Wow they have no sense of humour!!


I know.


you dont have a wife vlad


do i ? can you honestly tell me? good assumption when you don't know anything about me nor one person from my family because your too arrogant to even come for vist when I invited you several times, but you're good enough to whine about me not hand delivering parts to your door on a silver platta despite me coming to your house to say hello few times and sitting there quite to be polite when you and your bong heads choof it up and talk crap.

you never stop do you?
move on and go away and get out of my life already!:grind:

I was talking about women in general dumb dumby. you certainly drag on for months and months like one.:lol:


greedy53 - January 15th, 2013 at 07:38 PM

itake viagra with and valium if i dont get a bit i dont give a fuck