I bloody hate Valentines day, but I reckon this year I have the answer,
Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though;..... she's crap at snooker.

You could allow her to sink the pink ball and all should be good.

Yogie

And Donn, you can always pot the brown

You could be told which cue to get.......the far one.

Donny still living under cardboard out in the street
how will you scrub up for the pool hall dress code?

Better have everything just, perfect, & regular or you will get black-balled.

You're putting your balls on the table if your wife sees this!

Your bound to end up with blue balls