A CHURCH STORY
A small church had a very attractive, buxom organist named Linda. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled as she played.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper, straight-laced church ladies were appalled. They said

something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached Linda, very discreetly,

about the problem, and advised her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should

cause them to shrink in size just a little, and become much firmer. She then warned her not to try to eat, or even taste the green persimmons,

because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for awhile. The voluptuous organist

reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said....



"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday"

Did he confess?......I hope he made a clean breast of it.

Best to get it off his chest and all out in front of him.

Bet he would have felt like a real boob afterwards.

Oops. He made a booboo.

Good one Donn.. lol

Lee

By minister you mean pope right?

explains his retirement yesterday , musta been naughty to step down...

I spose stepping down then is one way for him to keep 'abreast' with his own words of wisdom...
Otherwise he would have been in a 'handful' of trouble...
and thus find difficulty 'bouncing' back his followers trust...
and then...
ah bugger it 'nipple tit boob boob nipple!

Thought waltermitty would have 'bounced in' by now.

Sorry I was busy playing with my organ
Mitchell

Its probably a true story

No, tit's a myth!